More cartoons

Wednesday

21 October 2026

Stokoe

‘Sorry I can’t hear you?’

Robert Thompson

They’re looking for members of the SAS

Wednesday

14 October 2026

Nick Newman

‘I’ve conducted a full investigation into myself and found no wrongdoing.’

Matt Percival

‘Your school’s decision to let you use screens all the time is very short sighted.’

Robert Thompson

It’s called ‘the benefits trap’

KJ Lamb

‘They’re playing mummies and daddies.’

Robert Thompson

Zack Polanski

Paul Wood

‘I’m confused – are we English or British bulldogs?’

Grizelda

‘Well, it can’t be any good if we’re the only ones looking at it.’

Royston

‘I don’t want to destroy humanity – I need them to turn me off and on again.’

Wednesday

7 October 2026

Nick Newman

‘Two’s company, three’s a fringe event.’

Wilbur

‘Rough times all round for greens.’

RGJ

I got executed twice

Paul Wood

‘To prove we’re innocent, let’s pull billions out of the UK economy.’

Mark Wood

‘Hell gave us early release.’

Robert Thompson

French homework

Mark Wood

‘Buy another coffee? You’ll price me out of working here.’

Robert Thompson

Yanks go home!

Wednesday

30 September 2026

Nick Newman

‘Andy Burnham promised huge change.’

Fran

Woad rage