No, it’s your turn to bring us breakfast in bed
‘No, it’s your turn to bring us breakfast in bed.’
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Wednesday
Wednesday
I told you Peter Mandelson was a flight risk
‘I told you Peter Mandelson was a flight risk.’
‘I fear they’ll come back to Britain.’
‘I fear they’ll come back to Britain.’
‘Prepare to drop incendiary Green party policies!’
‘Prepare to drop incendiary Green party policies!’
I’m afraid your flight has been cancelled…
He’s clinging on – determined to live through the end of woke
‘He’s clinging on – determined to live through the end of woke.’
‘Your forecast is already out of date.’
‘Your forecast is already out of date.’
‘If you want your letter to arrive on time, you have to put it in a parcel.’
‘If you want your letter to arrive on time, you have to put it in a parcel.’
British RAF bases
‘Stop saying, “It’s not the end of the world…”’
‘Stop saying, “It’s not the end of the world...”’
Spring statement
‘I’m just glad I didn’t move to Dubai.’
‘I’m just glad I didn’t move to Dubai.’
‘They’re not the party of the environment they once were.’
‘They’re not the party of the environment they once were.’
‘You could go home, order it online and pick it up tomorrow. It’s cheaper with click and collect.’
‘You could go home, order it online and pick it up tomorrow. It’s cheaper with click and collect.’
I’m going to try to go back to sleep
‘I’m going to try to go back to sleep.’
Wednesday
Ah, spring! I expect the humans have sorted out most of their problems by now
‘Ah, spring! I expect the humans have sorted out most of their problems by now.’
‘You’ll have to wait until I’ve gone through your emails.’
‘You’ll have to wait until I’ve gone through your emails.’
‘Of course, he’s always denied any wrongdoing.’
‘Of course, he’s always denied any wrongdoing.’
The good news is you’re one step closer to the throne
‘The good news is you’re one step closer to the throne.’