Stop undressing me with your AIs
‘I’m doing Single Malt January.’
‘I prefer something based on a true story.’
‘I’m afraid he’s a young white male.’
‘This? Oh, it’s nothing.’
‘At least we’ve got water.’
‘He came off Snowzempic.’
‘When it comes to Trump, we have thousands of words for no!’
‘Oh no, they’re just sleeping’
‘We’re doing Dry January – giving up water and sticking to alcohol.’
‘I’m certain I’ll make it through the summer.’
‘It’s America Thirst.’
‘The old rules-based order is history.’
Quiet for a moment everyone! Geoff would like to articulate his rage
‘I don’t know why we come to this pub, we can never get a seat.’