‘Oh Gruffalo, thank goodness! For a minute I thought you were David Walliams.’
‘Oh Gruffalo, thank goodness! For a minute I thought you were David Walliams.’
‘Oh Gruffalo, thank goodness! For a minute I thought you were David Walliams.’
‘And they all lived happily ever after until the invention of the smartphone...’
‘We didn’t want dogs.’
‘CDs? You’re so old-fashioned, Dad.’
‘With the world in flux, at least we’ve our Cuba holiday to look forward to.’
‘That’s it, play the victim again.’
‘I’m afraid that the festive good cheer wasn’t sustainable.’
‘You haven’t got a lot on, Sire.’
‘Keir Starmer surviving has given me great hope for the future!’
‘Oh no! They’ve noticed that I’ve quietly removed my pronouns from my bio.’
‘Well, it wasn’t there yesterday.’
‘I voted Labour too.’