Of course the queen knew…
‘We need to prepare for government.’
‘I thought you were keeping up with the plot. Now one of us will have to Google it.’
‘One drop of dart frog toxin and you croak.’
‘How influencer-endorsed is the duck?’
‘What the UK really needs are spring and autumn Olympics.’
‘I remember when all this was fields.’
‘Do you think we’ve reached peak faux outrage?’
‘Hang out with rich people.’
‘I’d steer clear of God if I were you – he’s in a right Old Testament mood today.’
‘It’s like the surface of the A12 outside Romford.’
‘Sorry chaps, the servants won’t work for us any more.’
‘How long do you think Keir Starmer can keep hanging by a thread?’
‘Look, he’s finally transitioning from lying down to sitting up.’
‘We need a more rigorous process for our public appointments.’
‘Bringing Peter Mandelson back from the dead was always going to end in disaster.’