I was photographed with Peter Mandelson
‘I don’t call it a comb-over, I prefer the phrase “hair system”.’
‘With your politics, you’re a natural fit for Reform.’
‘The cat’s brought a mouse in to play with.’
‘…And they all lived anxiously ever after.’
‘Maybe this isn’t such a cool look after all.’
‘I think there should be a social media ban for over-16s.’
‘You’ve had work done, haven’t you?’
‘At least the ground rent will be capped at £250.’
‘Nigella’s a safe pair of entendres’
‘I’m worried some of you may be harbouring leadership ambitions.’
‘Typical! Couldn’t wait until the end of January.’