‘On the plus side, we’re pretty safe from cyber attacks.’
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Wilbur
Yesterday
Wednesday
‘Here’s some tinned food and drinking water.’
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Wednesday
‘The Europeans are dangerously out of control.’
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Wednesday
‘Rough times all round for greens.’
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Wednesday
‘I said has anything new happened?’
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‘Hope, eh Andy?’
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Wednesday
‘I’m afraid the pumpkins are very small this year.’
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Wednesday
‘Tourist taxes apply.’
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Wednesday
‘I failed my A-levels.’
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‘I wouldn’t go in there after dark!’
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Wednesday
‘Richard Tice says we should enjoy the heat.’
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Tourists go home
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‘We struggle to keep the garden under control these days.’
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Wednesday
‘I hope you’ve installed aircon by the time I get back.’
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Wednesday
The Rodyssey
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‘Where did you get this leg of spider?’
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Wednesday
‘Andy Burnham will rescue us.’
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‘Would you care to tip?’
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Wednesday
‘How many prime ministers have I missed?’
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