Visions of the future
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Wilbur
Wednesday
We can’t even get our Ryan to leave his bedroom
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Wednesday
His inner monologue is in the third person
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Wednesday
‘It’s the best stalking horse we can muster.’
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‘I listened to the King’s Speech – but now I’m really going for it.’
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‘I don’t like the Greens’ policies on small boats.’
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Wednesday
‘The shooter’s a total whack job’
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50% of dogs…
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Wednesday
‘Language! You’re not the President of the USA.’
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Tuesday
‘I am doing the Easter egg hunt with my AI-enabled drone.’
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Phone from birth
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Wednesday
‘I compulsively fantasise about having sex with attractive women I meet.’
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‘Any mention of the environment?’
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Wednesday
‘At least we’re not affected by rising oil prices.’
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Wednesday
‘I wouldn’t fancy taking over from Keir Starmer.’
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Wednesday
I told you Peter Mandelson was a flight risk
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‘I’m just glad I didn’t move to Dubai.’
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Wednesday
Ah, spring! I expect the humans have sorted out most of their problems by now
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‘Of course, he’s always denied any wrongdoing.’
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