‘As one door closes, another opens.’
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Mark Wood
Wednesday
Wednesday
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‘It’s such a precious time. Their triggers are so simple at that age.’
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The AI review of the book I used AI to write is fantastic
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Wednesday
‘I just heard back from that job – after multiple interviews, I fell at the fourth fence.’
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‘Mine’s self-driving.’
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Wednesday
‘You misgendered a grandchild? We’ve all been there.’
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Beware deliveries by drone
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Wednesday
‘… and how did your parents voting Reform make you feel?’
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Cash? Really?
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Wednesday
‘Apparently when you start school you can’t take your phone.’
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Wednesday
‘I’m getting hints of blood, five miles away.’
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‘He said he wanted to “Padel”.’
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Wednesday
‘Tell us more about this universal credit.’
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‘Why can’t they just accept we don’t want kids?’
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‘Didn’t you even bring him back a souvenir?’
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Wednesday
‘Don’t talk to me about the price of oil.’
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Wednesday
No, it’s your turn to bring us breakfast in bed
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Wednesday
‘You could go home, order it online and pick it up tomorrow. It’s cheaper with click and collect.’
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I’m going to try to go back to sleep
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