‘Hell gave us early release.’
From our UK edition
Mark Wood
Wednesday
‘Buy another coffee? You’ll price me out of working here.’
From our UK edition
Wednesday
‘You’re wasting your time, they’ve got a doorbell camera.’
From our UK edition
Wednesday
‘When it comes to babysitting, I think I’d prefer we had a grandchild.’
From our UK edition
‘Every influencer with a large following has a book in them.’
From our UK edition
Wednesday
Back to school phone detox
From our UK edition
Wednesday
Sunday service
From our UK edition
‘A summer garden of colour – every different shade of brown.’
From our UK edition
Wednesday
‘Could I kindly ask you to leave – you’re affecting my mental health.’
From our UK edition
I don’t see why plagiarism is such a big deal
From our UK edition
Tuesday
‘Do you sell “water” water?’
From our UK edition
Wednesday
‘I’m visiting my grandchildren – they don’t get out much.’
From our UK edition
‘I haven’t got a car. Can you water my lawn?’
From our UK edition
Wednesday
Wednesday
Village fête
From our UK edition
Wednesday
‘There’s nothing to fear but fear itself, and Ed Miliband as chancellor.’
From our UK edition
Wednesday
‘To afford one we’ll have to keep working.’
From our UK edition
Wednesday
This is nice for a change. It’s not often we eat out these days.
From our UK edition
Wednesday
‘As one door closes, another opens.’
From our UK edition
Wednesday
Tap to tip
From our UK edition
