‘He’s not the messiah, he’s a very northern boy.’
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KJ Lamb
Wednesday
Wednesday
Une hosepipe
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Wednesday
‘You call that a great fall?’
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Wednesday
‘I’ve redacted in order to protect identities.’
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Wednesday
‘He’s been sent home for politicising the egg and spoon race.’
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Wednesday
Wednesday
Guess the name of the next PM
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Wednesday
‘I’m sorry, Marjorie – I just don’t have the headspace for this.’
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‘Norman would like you to set a timetable for your departure.’
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Wednesday
‘This is Kevin – my personal shoplifter.’
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Wednesday
Tuesday
‘Would you like a non-overtly-Christian hot bun?’
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Wednesday
‘So, what’s our next move?’
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Thursday
‘It’s a rough area.’
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This is Miss Stapleforth, in charge of the pupils’ predicted grades
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Wednesday
‘Well everyone – Norman’s definitely a man.’
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Wednesday
‘How influencer-endorsed is the duck?’
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