‘I’m sorry, Marjorie – I just don’t have the headspace for this.’
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KJ Lamb
Yesterday
‘Norman would like you to set a timetable for your departure.’
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Wednesday
‘This is Kevin – my personal shoplifter.’
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Wednesday
Tuesday
‘Would you like a non-overtly-Christian hot bun?’
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Wednesday
‘So, what’s our next move?’
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Thursday
‘It’s a rough area.’
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This is Miss Stapleforth, in charge of the pupils’ predicted grades
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Wednesday
‘Well everyone – Norman’s definitely a man.’
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Wednesday
‘How influencer-endorsed is the duck?’
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Wednesday
Wednesday
‘You’ve had work done, haven’t you?’
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Wednesday
The art of the meal deal
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Monday
‘I’m afraid that the festive good cheer wasn’t sustainable.’
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Monday
‘These feelings of elf-loathing – are they affecting your work?’
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Amazon
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‘And I’d vote Reform.’
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