‘Relax, I’m here to make a donation.’
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Nick Newman
Wednesday
‘It’s just nice to be somewhere cool.’
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Wednesday
‘I’m on Brexit benefits.’
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Wednesday
‘OK, try counting something other than Brexit benefits.’
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Wednesday
‘Oh no! I’ll lose all my followers.’
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More ChatGPT, Vicar?
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Wednesday
‘Oh no! There’s no longer one born every minute.’
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Wednesday
‘I don’t believe in Nicola Sturgeon.’
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‘I’m Labour whereas she’s Labour.’
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Wednesday
‘I just can’t believe Starmer isn’t completely finished yet!’
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Wednesday
Wednesday
‘Let’s hope Starmer is allowed to exit with dignity.’
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‘Reform welcomes all donations.’
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Wednesday
‘He may be a useless leader, but unfortunately there’s no one better’
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Wednesday
‘Any advice on how to deal with a nutter?’
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Wednesday
‘Does that mean more cock-ups?’
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‘A lot of Labour councillors won’t survive the day.’
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Wednesday
‘Of course it’s expensive – it tastes like petrol.’
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‘They’ll crucify him for this’
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Wednesday
‘Just when you think the doctors’ strike is over, it comes back.’
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