‘I just can’t believe Starmer isn’t completely finished yet!’
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Nick Newman
Wednesday
Wednesday
Wednesday
‘Let’s hope Starmer is allowed to exit with dignity.’
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‘Reform welcomes all donations.’
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Wednesday
‘He may be a useless leader, but unfortunately there’s no one better’
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Wednesday
‘Any advice on how to deal with a nutter?’
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Wednesday
‘Does that mean more cock-ups?’
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‘A lot of Labour councillors won’t survive the day.’
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Wednesday
‘Of course it’s expensive – it tastes like petrol.’
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‘They’ll crucify him for this’
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Wednesday
‘Just when you think the doctors’ strike is over, it comes back.’
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‘If you have to ask the price you can’t afford it.’
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Tuesday
‘If you can remember the 1922 Committee you weren’t there.’
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‘These free handouts are a betrayal of hardworking taxpayers!’
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Wednesday
‘Fire, ambulance, or Kemi Badenoch?’
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Thursday
I’m bunking off from home school
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A is the Ai
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Wednesday
‘Today’s objective is to establish an objective.’
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Wednesday
‘I fear they’ll come back to Britain.’
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‘Prepare to drop incendiary Green party policies!’
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