‘Please stop waving that fan – it’s very distracting when I’m trying to text.’
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Kipper Williams
Wednesday
Wednesday
‘Follow me, Larry.’
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Wednesday
‘I’ve got a tie!’
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Wednesday
Portrait of an artist
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‘He could get 4.76 per cent with a market-leading cash ISA.’
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Wednesday
Reality TV
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Wednesday
Wednesday
Beer £10 a pint
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Wednesday
‘Incuriouser and incuriouser.’
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Wednesday
Lunar South Pole
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Wednesday
Which animal should feature on banknotes?
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Wednesday
That’ll cost Zack Polanski the divorced dad vote
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Wednesday
Honorable and trusting
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Friday
Wednesday
Seating plan
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Wednesday
Plot to oust Starmer
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Saturday
Cracker
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Wednesday
This bears no relation to independent forecasts
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Wednesday
‘All that mansplaining was a waste of time.’
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