‘That’s our stockpile done. I hope something bad happens now to make it worth it.’
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Tim Bales
Wednesday
Wednesday
‘The sermon was a massive improvement – the vicar must be using AI!’
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Wednesday
‘You never watch this. What brings you here?’
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Wednesday
Secondhand books
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Wednesday
‘It’s said you reap what you sow. Not with this weather you don’t.’
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Tuesday
‘With all these wildfires, a cruise has never been so alluring.’
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Wednesday
You’ve seen the film, now pretend you’ve read the book
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Wednesday
Wednesday
‘I could kill the rotter who invented the infinite scroll.’
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Wednesday
I’ve booked loads and loads of events
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Wednesday
Whatever David Attenborough’s on, I want some of it!
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Wednesday
‘One TV programme I’m dying to catch is Half Man.’
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Wednesday
‘It’s a spoof about the World Cup, though FIFA will be hard to ridicule.’
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Wednesday
Strait of Hormuz
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Wednesday
‘Making it bigger is the only way to get the council to mend it.’
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Wednesday
‘They’re not the party of the environment they once were.’
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Wednesday
‘That must have been the strong winds!’
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Wednesday
Gorton and Denton latest
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Waiting for new stock to arrive
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Wednesday
‘When it comes to Trump, we have thousands of words for no!’
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