‘I could kill the rotter who invented the infinite scroll.’
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Tim Bales
Wednesday
Wednesday
I’ve booked loads and loads of events
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Wednesday
Whatever David Attenborough’s on, I want some of it!
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Wednesday
‘One TV programme I’m dying to catch is Half Man.’
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Wednesday
‘It’s a spoof about the World Cup, though FIFA will be hard to ridicule.’
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Wednesday
Strait of Hormuz
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Wednesday
‘Making it bigger is the only way to get the council to mend it.’
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Wednesday
‘They’re not the party of the environment they once were.’
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Wednesday
‘That must have been the strong winds!’
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Wednesday
Gorton and Denton latest
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Waiting for new stock to arrive
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Wednesday
‘When it comes to Trump, we have thousands of words for no!’
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Wednesday
Monday
How would you sum up festive TV?
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Wednesday
‘Fantastic news, sir – another prisoner has been released by mistake!’
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Wednesday
I’d far rather be in Rio, on Copacabana Beach!’
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Wednesday
‘These homemade biscuits – are they meant to be trick or treat?’
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Wednesday
Nobody’s girl
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Wednesday
‘It’s an invoice from my parents and they’re charging more than the nursery.’
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One in one out
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