Romantic fiction
‘I’d offer to drown our sorrows, but no one wants us in their pubs.’
‘I wouldn’t like to be in Keir Starmer’s predicament.’
‘It followed her to school one day, which was not against the rules as it was her support animal.’
‘...Then we just found ourselves in the wrong place at the wrong time.’
‘They want you to release all your messages.’
‘That must have been the strong winds!’
‘I don’t call it a comb-over, I prefer the phrase “hair system”.’
‘With your politics, you’re a natural fit for Reform.’
‘The cat’s brought a mouse in to play with.’
‘…And they all lived anxiously ever after.’
‘Maybe this isn’t such a cool look after all.’