Swimming pond
‘I think there should be a social media ban for over-16s.’
‘You’ve had work done, haven’t you?’
‘At least the ground rent will be capped at £250.’
‘Nigella’s a safe pair of entendres’
‘I’m worried some of you may be harbouring leadership ambitions.’
‘Typical! Couldn’t wait until the end of January.’
‘Nigel Farage on line one, sir. He wonders if you’d be interested in joining Reform.’
‘Apparently the grandchildren are good for our brains.’
‘The Tory party was much better when I was your age.’
‘Look at the migration figures!’
‘You can tell the Chinese government that we strongly object to their super embassy.’
‘I’ve come as Sheriff Jenrick.’
‘It’s enlightening but not in a good way.’