I’m training Dad
‘I’m training Dad to vote Labour...’
‘I’m training Dad to vote Labour...’
‘For security reasons, what’s in it?’
‘No party has said a word about how they’re going to tackle the slug invasion.’
‘Oh no! We can’t burn them as they’ll produce harmful CO2.’
‘Are we attacking Starmer for being sleepy or woke?’
‘Now can I have one without your phones?’
‘Can you tell me what the money will be used for?’
‘I identify more with social media.’
‘Still, sparkling or risky?’
‘It’s not a conventional family, but we love our AI.’
‘He’s very keen on people who were born yesterday.’
‘And would you like Ozempic with that?’
‘You don’t often see one of those in Scotland.’