‘I don’t want to destroy humanity – I need them to turn me off and on again.’
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Royston
Yesterday
Wednesday
‘I don’t know – why does anyone do anything?’
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Wednesday
‘This is great but I really wish I’d got to do my leaving speech.’
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Friday
Naughty list
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3 wise men
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Friday
‘Isn’t it nice to have Daddy home for Christmas, even if it was an error?’
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Wednesday
I’m defecting to Reform
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Wednesday
True enlightenment is only achievable if you listen to my podcast
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I’ve been on Ozempic
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Wednesday
Your anxiety here
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Wednesday
There’s nothing I like more than to lose myself in a good book
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Wednesday
They’ve reached a new Lowe
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Wednesday
Serious about growth
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Monday
Happy New Year?
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Monday
I’ve been good this year if you don’t count a little rioting and looting
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Wednesday
Good luck with that
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Wednesday
We need to put out a more positive message
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Wednesday
We could start a podcast
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Wednesday
Not this again
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Wednesday
Need for approval
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