Evening some
‘I may have accidentally added someone to the group chat.’
‘You haven’t seen Adolescence?!’
‘Run along and press play.’
‘How would you like your steak cooked – rare, medium or Tesla?’
‘How far can it travel before you receive insults?’
‘I won’t believe it’s spring until I see Christmas decorations in the shops.’
‘We haven’t let the Euro lottery win change our lives – we’re still on benefits.’
‘Are you “can’t work” or “won’t work”?’
‘I have a women problem.’
‘It will take a few minutes, I’m just running some background checks.’
‘If he wasn’t a real boy, was he AI?’
‘Unfortunately, you’ve won the car…’
‘Ugh! Scatter cushions.’
‘Oh will you stop doomscrolling!’
‘One day soon this will all be keyhole surgery…’