Enjoy the sewage
‘We don’t need to go all the way to the seaside to enjoy the sewage.’
More cartoons
Wednesday
That’s not the robot vacuum cleaner
‘That’s not the robot vacuum cleaner, it’s the robot lawnmower.’
That’ll keep them quiet…
Wednesday
Don’t you kids know
‘Don’t you kids know how to download a VPN?’
It was expensive but worth it
‘It was expensive but worth it.’
Are you going to talk about football all night?
‘Are you going to talk about football all night?’
At last some airdropped aid
You can’t blame everything on climate change
‘No Dylan, you can’t blame everything on climate change.’
Internet isn’t down
‘It’s OK, the internet isn’t down – the government have just banned it.’
I see you call yourself a “great white”…
‘I see you call yourself a “great white”…’
What large hand luggage you have Grandma
Squeeze you in
‘I can squeeze you in but you’ll have to be out by eight.’
But Geoff’s lived experience says the facts are wrong
‘But Geoff’s lived experience says the facts are wrong.’
Wednesday
I’m going on holiday
‘I’m going on holiday so you’ll have to get an AI doctor to go on strike for me.’
Great news!
‘Great news! The country is going to the dogs!’
You can’t read it
‘You can’t read it – it’s covered by a superinjunction.’
After two successful marriages, I’m single again
‘After two successful marriages, I’m single again.’