‘Couldn’t we just have stopped paying our TV licence?’
‘Couldn’t we just have stopped paying our TV licence?’
‘Couldn’t we just have stopped paying our TV licence?’
‘Fantastic news, sir – another prisoner has been released by mistake!’
‘Misleading, deceptive, inaccurate – and that’s just the weather.’
‘Come on Donald, amuse me.’
‘If the Chinese know what we’re doing perhaps they could let us know.’
‘Start spreading the news, we’re leaving today...’
‘Ah! The village Green.’
‘Daddy, can you read me a bedside political narrative?’
‘Wanting to be a real boy was one thing – now he talks of wanting to be a real man.’
‘That’s a relief – I thought you might be preparing a Budget.’
‘According to our records, you haven’t claimed your victimhood.’
‘You just can’t trust a Chancellor of the Exchequer.’
I’d far rather be in Rio, on Copacabana Beach!’
‘Halloween was last week. It must be fillers.’
‘Your horse has bolted? I’m here to close the stable door.’