Remembering John Mills
The Mills family, according to David Thomson, has ‘crowded us out with insipid, tennis-club talent’, which is a cruel verdict, but hard to disagree with. When the gals tried being naughty, you felt embarrassed and sorry for them. Juliet Mills’s skinnydipping in Billy Wilder’s Avanti! (1972) is the only topless scene I’ve ever wished would end, and then, when Jack Lemmon starts trying to bring it to an end by holding up wet socks and other bits of business in front of her breasts, you start wishing the laboured shtick to bring the scene to an end would end.