Boris Johnson wins The Spectator’s President Erdogan Offensive Poetry competition
I’m pleased to announce that we have a winner of The Spectator’s President Erdogan Offensive Poetry competition, and here it is: There was a young fellow from Ankara Who was a terrific wankerer Till he sowed his wild oats With the help of a goat But he didn’t even stop to thankera. The author of this winning entry is former Mayor of London and chief Brexiteer, Boris Johnson MP. The Spectator Podcast: Douglas Murray discusses Boris Johnson's poem I am sure there will be those who claim this is a stitch-up. I am aware that Boris’s entry - which came via an interview by the Spectator's Rome correspondent Nick Farrell and the Swiss journalist Urs Gehriger for Die Weltwoche - commits two solecisms.