Steerpike

Steerpike

Steerpike is The Spectator's gossip columnist, serving up the latest tittle tattle from Westminster and beyond. Email tips to steerpike@spectator.co.uk or message @MrSteerpike

Met launches criminal probe into Reform donations

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Nigel Farage faces yet another headache after the Met confirmed today that it will launch a criminal investigation into allegations that Reform breached donation rules. The force said detectives will conduct a full inquiry into claims aired in the Channel 4 News sting. A Met spokesman said: ‘Following a broadcast by Channel 4 News on Thursday, September 3, the Met received a number of reports relating to donations and polling involving a political party. Detectives have assessed the information provided and determined that there are potential offences requiring investigation. The potential offences are similar in nature to matters already under investigation by the Met’s Special Enquiry Team relating to donations made to the same political party.

Watch: Burnham puts benefits before national security

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRiKmSJDCsQ Andy Burnham said the quiet part out loud today, suggesting that he values benefits more than national security. In an absolute gift to the Tories and Reform, Burnham remarked during PMQs: Can I say to the Rt Hon lady, yes, we do everything to support our national security. But it can’t come at the expense of social security. Having strong national security also depends on having resilience in our communities. The Prime Minister later insisted that he wants to bring down the bloated benefits bill. As for when he might get around to doing so, Burnham obviously offered no indication. The Prime Minister also repeatedly berated the Tory proposal to divert £4bn from social housing into defence.

Ed Miliband: The Chief Rabbi is wrong

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https://twitter.com/BBCr4today/status/2097596027494637651 Red Ed Miliband graced the airwaves this morning to inform the Chief Rabbi that he is wrong about the impact of UK sanctions on Israeli settlements. Sir Ephraim Mirvis described yesterday as a ‘truly dark day for British Jews’, warning that the measures announced ‘amount to little more than political flag bearing for anti-Israel rhetoric and those who harbour a dangerous obsession’. This morning, the Foreign Secretary – suddenly deciding that his Jewish identity might come in handy – declared: 'I don’t agree with the Chief Rabbi.

Stella Creasy’s gender double standard on parade

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https://twitter.com/stellacreasy/status/2096718546633924850 Ardent feminist Stella Creasy appears to have set her principles aside today to cheer on a gender-segregated Muslim march through Walthamstow. The Labour MP took to X to gush over the ‘46th Milad Al Nabi’ parade, an annual celebration of the Prophet Mohammed’s birthday. Creasy boasted: ‘Food, sweets and roses all shared by those marching with the local residents. #loveWalthamstow’. Puzzled social media users soon asked why only men appeared to feature in the footage. Times columnist Jenni Russell questioned: ‘Where are the women, Stella? Why are they excluded? Do explain.

St Paul’s swaps the divine for drum and bass

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Lord Khan of Tooting today stepped up his mission to profane the capital, announcing that St Paul’s Cathedral will host a series of nightclub-inspired music events. The house of God is, it seems, preparing to become a house of techno. The cathedral has teamed up with Fabric, the Farringdon nightclub famed for its MDMA-fuelled drum and bass benders. The club had its licence revoked in 2016 after two 18-year-olds died from drug-taking and Islington Council identified a ‘culture of drug use’ at the venue. But never mind all that. Thanks to a new four-year exclusive partnership, revellers can now swap the high altar for getting high – all within one of London’s most sacred spaces. Ecstasy in the nave, anyone? Celebrating the deal, Lord Khan posted on X: Fabric.

Inside Badenoch’s economic unit

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Kemi Badenoch's reshuffle promised a revitalised economic team. Now Mr S can reveal how it is being staffed. A missive from the new shadow chancellor Andrew Griffith has found its way to Steerpike's inbox, announcing that the Conservative Economy Unit is 'up, running and looking forward to working with colleagues'. Mr S understands that the party will be pushing big on the economy and their credentials this year. Leading it is James Heywood, appointed policy adviser and co-ordinator and, in Griffith's words, the 'go to' point for colleagues on economic policy. Heywood arrives having worked as the previous shadow chancellor Mel Stride’s senior political adviser, with experience as a government special adviser and working for the Commons policy research unit.

Watch: Farage’s conference speech disrupted by hecklers

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Nigel Farage has just come off stage here at Reform conference, after a speech marred by disruptions. It started almost an hour late for security reasons, and once underway, Farage found himself interrupted four times by shouting protestors. Reform anticipated it, and had a graphic ready to go that said ‘Boring!’ After the third interruption, Farage proclaimed ‘that’s what a university education gets you’, and hazarded a guess that they were sociology students. Mr S’s colleague Henry Lloyd was in the audience, and got this stunning footage: Protesters who disrupted Nigel Farage's speech at Reform's autumn conference have been escorted out of the venue by security.

Farage calls his aides ‘injudicious’ after signing boats pact with Bardella

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Twenty minutes before Nigel Farage was saying he hadn’t done anything wrong, he must have felt, really, like there was little wrong he could ever do. The whole crowd was up. Farage had just signed a ‘Memorandum of Understanding’ with Marine Le Pen’s ally Jordan Bardella to stop the boats. The two parties would ‘end the invasion of Britain and France together 🤝’, so the tweet went. A lone roar came from somewhere near the front of the Reform conference hall, and then the whole hall made a noise more like a last-minute winner than a bilateral agreement. ‘It’s quite heavy!’, Farage said as Bardella held up the placard. For a few seconds, this morning didn’t matter. Nigel Farage was having a good time. And then the good time became a bad time.

Polanski confirms run for Starmer’s seat

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The Green party’s resident tit-whisperer, Zack Polanski – formerly Dave Paulden – looks set to take on Labour in the race to succeed Sir Keir Starmer as MP for Holborn and St Pancras. After days of will-he-won’t-he speculation, the former Lib Dem has finally confirmed that he will seek local members’ approval to stand in what is shaping up to be a nauseating contest over who is the biggest leftie. Writing in the Camden New Journal, Polanski declared: “Holborn & St Pancras has everything that’s the best of our country and so much potential, but for too long now it’s been held back by governments who have failed to make the changes to improve people’s lives.

No. 10 refuses to condemn Diane Abbott’s Nato conspiracy rant

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https://twitter.com/HackneyAbbott/status/2095075496316764344 Downing Street this afternoon refused to condemn prize idiot Diane Abbott for spreading ridiculous conspiracy theories about Nato. In a rant about defence spending, the far-left, newly reinstated Labour MP claimed: ‘The imminent threat from Russia is a NATO fiction to justify their complete capitulation to Trump's demands for more military spending. The increase should not go ahead.’ Abbott, of course, has form in this area. Just last month, she called the ongoing Russian invasion of Ukraine ‘the NATO campaign against Russia’. Sir Keir Starmer even withdrew the whip after she compared antisemitism to someone being teased for having ginger hair.

Burnham says yes, yes, yes to Labour’s Summer of Sex

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One of the biggest criticisms levelled at Andy Burnham is that he simply cannot say no. Every campaign, every demand and every heartstring-tugging request is met with a big fat yes. Today proved no different. At an otherwise boring PMQs, Burnham said yes, yes, yes to the Summer of Sex. The Prime Minister was asked by Labour’s very own sex MP, Samantha Niblett, whether he would back her campaign to get Britain talking about bonking, dildos and vibrators.

Sir Keir Starmer resigns from parliament

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The great and principled man of the people, Sir Keir Starmer, is to stand down as an MP. Despite repeatedly insisting that he would remain on the back benches, the former Prime Minister will give up his Holborn and St Pancras seat, triggering yet another by-election. Labour MPs, including the former party leader himself, spent ample time whinging that Rishi Sunak would abandon parliament after losing the general election. Indeed in May 2024 condescending Keir cackled in the Commons: 'At his mansion in Richmond, (Rishi) can enjoy a brand-new Labour Mayor of North Yorkshire. At his pad in Kensington, he can celebrate a historic third term for the Mayor of London.

Will the shadow chancellor scrap inheritance tax?

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In Toryworld, big changes are afoot. Kemi Badenoch has started with the personnel: out goes Priti Patel, replaced as foreign secretary by Tom Tugendhat; Sir James Cleverly, off to run for London mayor; Stuart Andrew axed as shadow health secretary; and Sir Mel Stride gone, with Andrew Griffith installed in his place as shadow chancellor. And Mr S wonders whether the new faces in the shadow cabinet will bring some old enthusiasms with them… The announcement naming Griffith arrived with a series of endorsements from business, including M&S chairman Archie Norman and AJ Bell founder Andy Bell. But what the announcement rather skipped over were Griffith's own endorsements. Chief among them: scrapping inheritance tax.

Labour MP defends her kids’ private schools

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It's been a tough old time for private schools. Amid endless self-aggrandising, Keir Starmer's ministers took great pleasure in whacking VAT on school fees, prompting the inevitable closure of some of Britain's finest institutions. But now it seems that one of Andy Burnham's new cabinet is doing her bit to help out. Miatta Fahnbulleh, the Energy Secretary, has enjoyed a series of glowing profiles amid chatter that she could be Labour's long-awaited first female leader. Yet Fahnbulleh has a problem: she sends her own kids to private schools. Cue horror from some on the Labour left... Appearing on the News Agents, Fahnbulleh was asked if her decision to pay for her children's education would be a problem for her political ambitions.

Andy Burnham can’t get enough of reviews and consultations

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They’re always tough, the first weeks back at work after a holiday, but the Prime Minister really has been off the ball since returning to the job from wherever he went. First, there was that awkward defence he made of the Home Office booklet requesting asylum seekers not rape people. Very odd. Now, Mr S has noticed him saying more strange things. ‘I’ve deliberately gone out this first month just doing things, saying we’ll do it, and doing it. No reviews, no commissions, no consultations,’ Andy Burnham told Times columnist Patrick Maguire in a piece for yesterday's paper. No reviews? No consultations? Mr S hates to be a pedant, but that’s just wrong. You’ll remember that one of the first things our new PM did on entering No.

Labour MP rewrites the laws of economics

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It is no secret that Labour MPs struggle to understand how wealth is created – hardly surprising when just one member of the Cabinet has a business background. But Jonathan Brash has now offered a particularly dazzling insight into the economic literacy of the governing party. In a post on X last night, which was hastily deleted this morning, the Hartlepool MP declared: Public sector workers use their income to pay FOR the private sector. The state is one of the biggest procurers of the private sector. It wouldn’t exist without taxpayers. People creating the divide between public and private genuinely don’t understand how an economy works. There we have it. In Brashonomics, the private sector owes its existence to a state funded by taxes levied on the private sector.

Lucy Powell: There’s nothing wrong with migrant rape pamphlet

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https://twitter.com/LBC/status/2090341312423731420 The new Home Office pamphlet telling illegal migrants not to rape Brits is ‘right’ and ‘important’, Lucy Powell told the country this morning. The Education Secretary appeared to have no qualms about the guidance, which has sparked fury across the country. According to Powell, the government must be ‘absolutely clear with people’ that cultural norms here may differ from those in their home countries – and it is only right that ministers explain the rule of law while migrants enjoy taxpayer-funded hospitality. The Education Secretary told LBC: ‘I think it's it's pretty straightforward that we should be explaining to people and being clear about the the expectations, the rule of law in this country.

Top wonk joins Jenrick’s gang

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The summer transfer window is open and Reform UK is making its fair share of signings. Mr S has already broken the news that Karl Williams of the Centre for Policy Studies will shortly be joining James Orr's gang of merry men in the policy team. And now it can be revealed that another think-tank wonk is migrating from the Tufton Street swamp over to Milbank Tower. The Marquis of Granby continues to work its magic... Three months ago Robert Jenrick, the party's Treasury spokesman, put out an advert looking for a new chief economic adviser. The lucky man who fills that vacancy is Mitchell Palmer of the Adam Smith Institute. A Kiwi, he has served a special advisor to David Seymour, New Zealand's Deputy Prime Minister and member of the ACT Party.

Watch: Bastani grovels over Arday comments

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https://twitter.com/novaramedia/status/2089804526500954586 Comrade Aaron Bastani looks to have narrowly avoided a one-way ticket to the gulag after apologising last night for comments he made on X about Jason Arday. In a video reminiscent of a hostage confession, or a Soviet show trial, the Novara Media co-founder admitted to the wrongthink sin of describing Arday, before his tragic death, as a ‘conman’. He also pleaded guilty to the thought crime of criticising a YouTube clip of Arday delivering a lecture at UCL. The grovelling followed days of Novara fans ripping Bastani to shreds for daring to challenge the approved left-wing narrative: that Arday was the entirely innocent victim of a fascist witch hunt for which journalists must pay a price.

Burnham: I’m ‘not embarrassed’ after being duped

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https://twitter.com/SkyNews/status/2089684213607879074 Andy Burnham today insisted he does not feel a shred of embarrassment after exchanging messages with a fraudster posing as Donald Trump’s chief of staff. The Prime Minister claimed there was ‘nothing of consequence’ in his exchanges with the fake Susie Wiles and that he ‘handled it the right way’ by valiantly reporting the debacle. Downing Street yesterday refused to comment on what it called a ‘national security matter’. A spokesperson for Burnham declined to confirm when the messages were exchanged, how many there were or whether the conversation took place over WhatsApp or another platform.