One star
‘All the reviews are one star.’
‘All the reviews are one star.’
‘Oh no! What’s happening in the Middle East now?!’
‘Oh no! Racist royals!’
‘Your flight to Egypt has been cancelled. Have you considered Rwanda?’
‘Which mode will annoy the neighbours more?’
‘It’s a gift from the Greek Prime Minister.’
‘I love showing restraint in other people’s pay.’
‘Have you tried prompting him?’
‘Goodness! He only opened a Twitter account last Wednesday.’