Hot Cross Buns
‘Halt! Who goes there — friend or Defence Secretary?
‘Is it within the rules not to be terrified any more?’
‘It’s the new Quentin Tarantino bloodfest.’
‘Is your journey really necessary?’
‘Briefing room or next door revamp?’
‘If you’d like to join me downstairs, I shall be continuing my presentation there…’
‘Who’s been posting photos of my porridge on Instagram?’
‘Hampstead, here we come!’
‘Well I must get some rest — I’m on nights.’
‘Toy soldiers are not what they were.’
‘Does this badge make me look old?’
‘I’ve heard a whisper that “Lockdown Return” is worth a punt.’