If Prince Harry…
‘No one must ever know I used to read the Guardian.’
‘When will it be safe to mug someone again?’
‘Our son’s so lazy, I’m having to take his Covid test for him.’
‘You’re proving problematic for the church.’
‘We need to stop fighting each other and gang up on that little dog.’
‘Another vaccine?!’
‘He’s a rescue dog.’
‘Is there a problem with our track and trace system, Pooh?’
‘Oh yes, I’m up early every morning breaking the ice.’
‘I put it on the mantelpiece. It’s as close to a social life as we’re going to get to right now.’