‘And I’d vote Reform.’
‘And I’d vote Reform.’
‘And I’d vote Reform.’
‘You haven’t dressed your dog.’
‘Are you a reliable news service or a propaganda outlet?’
‘We have a few notes on presentation and delivery.’
‘Message from the Hendersons – they’re sorry we didn’t quite make their Christmas card list this year, but Happy Christmas anyway.’
‘You look nothing like your profile photo.’
‘I’ve had to get rid of the naughty and nice lists, it was affecting mental health.’
‘Isn’t it nice to have Daddy home for Christmas, even if it was an error?’
‘Oh, I don’t go to every house any more.’
‘Hallelujah! You have become a pregnant person!’
‘Bang goes our quiet Christmas.’