KJ Lamb ‘I’d like my upper lip stiffened, but leave a wobble in the lower one to show I’m in touch with my emotions.’ Cartoon
Paul Wood ‘I have a religious exemption that allows me to take a six-pack of lager onto the plane.’ Cartoon
Grizelda ‘I’m sorry kids, but this year we can only afford to go on the sort of holidays we went on as kids.’ Cartoon