One day, son, all this won’t be about Boris Johnson
‘One day, son, all this won’t be about Boris Johnson.’
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Wednesday
Just leave her be
‘Just leave her be – she identifies as a cat.’
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If it’s pain you’re after
‘If it’s pain you’re after...’
To be honest, the job’s soul-destroying
‘To be honest, the job’s soul-destroying.’
‘It doesn’t do anything.’
‘It doesn’t do anything.’
Shoe shop
We had to remove the Hall of Mirrors
‘We had to remove the Hall of Mirrors because of complaints about body shaming.’
Typical English summer
Wednesday
and my thanks to Boris
‘... and my thanks to Boris Johnson, without whom...’
Sorry, I’ve already sold my soul to the Saudis
‘Sorry, I’ve already sold my soul to the Saudis.’
What a day
‘What a day.’
Universal Basic Income
‘We’re here to claim Universal Basic Income.’
You’ve got balls
‘You’ve got balls – I like that in a woman.’
There must be someone who is interested in my unwanted sexual attention
‘There must be someone who is interested in my unwanted sexual attention.’
Single sex spaces
‘He’s keen on protecting single sex spaces.’
He hates everyone, equally
‘Dad’s always been a strong supporter of inclusivity... he hates everyone, equally.’
They’ve all had work done!
‘They’ve all had work done!’