I resign
‘Behold the autumn solstice! It’s time to put the heating on…’
‘Soup, anyone?’
‘We never say that at the W.I.’
‘The school bully made me dance a perfect foxtrot.’
‘Hurry up with that Assisted Dying Bill.’
‘Personally, I’d never accept a gift of clothing’
‘This looks awfully cosy – might we join you?’
‘I’m drinking to remember.’
‘I’m working on my Britishcore.’
‘The boy who identifies as a wolf has eaten Granny!’
‘... and remember – no biscuits, no sweets or anything gender specific.’
‘You’re podcasting in your sleep again.’
‘We need to put out a more positive message.’
‘All right Margaret... the time has come. Let’s get rid of Betamax.’
‘Will the new Conservative leader ever arrive?’
‘Have you seen them?’