Binbags
‘The streets are paved with binbags’
‘The streets are paved with binbags’
‘We’ve been hit by a Trump tariff.’
‘You can’t be everywhere – that’s Lindsay Hoyle’s job.’
‘I was sent to Hell, but it was affecting my mental health.’
‘Have we got any books that aren’t about the Beatles?’
‘You had it easy with children, Mum – no ADHD, depression or anxiety.’
‘We’re living in the best of times.’
‘The government’s approach to planning has really changed.’
‘I may have accidentally added someone to the group chat.’
‘You haven’t seen Adolescence?!’
‘Run along and press play.’
‘How would you like your steak cooked – rare, medium or Tesla?’