After two successful marriages, I’m single again
‘After two successful marriages, I’m single again.’
More cartoons
Wednesday
Sexist abuse
‘What’s the matter with these people? Can’t they stick to sexist abuse?’
What’s this about Britishness meaning something to you?
‘What’s this about Britishness meaning something to you?’
I’m hoping someone will steal my phone
‘I’m hoping someone will steal my phone, so my parents buy me a new one.’
He wants to deny any connection to Donald Trump
‘It’s Jeffrey Epstein… he wants to deny any connection to Donald Trump.’
The MOD have leaked my identity!
I need to build up muscle
‘I need to build up muscle strength so I can carry my water bottle’
Wednesday
It’s one in, one out
‘Sorry pal – it’s one in, one out.’
We’ve always had a bit of trouble stopping the boats
‘We’ve always had a bit of trouble stopping the boats’
Death! Death!
Middle-class face tax raid
So what led to these feelings of victimisation?
‘So what led to these feelings of victimisation?’
We told ours to stop being idiots
‘You affirmed your kids? We told ours to stop being idiots.’
Right kids, bedtime
‘Right kids, bedtime.’
True enlightenment is only achievable if you listen to my podcast
‘True enlightenment is only achievable if you listen to my podcast.’
If he really wanted to save the planet, he’d throw soup at a Van Gogh
‘If he really wanted to save the planet, he’d throw soup at a Van Gogh.’
I’ve been on Ozempic
‘I’ve been on Ozempic.’
He’s planning to let his treehouse out on Airbnb
‘He’s planning to let his treehouse out on Airbnb.’
They’re like resident doctors
It’s the only reduction our water company has ever offered us
‘It’s the only reduction our water company has ever offered us.’
