They’ve run out of dogs
‘They’ve run out of dogs.’
‘They’ve run out of dogs.’
‘And another thing, Doctor… I compulsively rehearse conversations.’
‘Go on! You can have a pint with it.’
‘I wonder if we’ll be allowed to go back to the office.’
‘We’ll be delivering more than just eggs next year.’
‘Hooray! Now we can die from something else!’
‘Do you have to say that about everything you don’t like...?’
‘Seems fitting that it’s ending in tiers.’
The long Black Friday
‘Today we’d like to shout to you about Jesus.’
‘I can’t wait to feel the full impact.’
‘Each day reveals a special adviser who resigns.’
‘It’s jabs for the boys.’
‘I studied them all on Twitter.’
‘He’s self-alienating.’