BBC charter negotiations
‘Bloody immigrants, coming over here, stealing our jobs.’
‘The driver’s gone to jail so he’s kept the engine running.’
‘I thought I’d begin by setting out my economic challenges.’
‘Couldn’t we just have stopped paying our TV licence?’
‘Fantastic news, sir – another prisoner has been released by mistake!’
‘Misleading, deceptive, inaccurate – and that’s just the weather.’
‘Come on Donald, amuse me.’
‘If the Chinese know what we’re doing perhaps they could let us know.’
‘Start spreading the news, we’re leaving today...’
‘Ah! The village Green.’
‘Daddy, can you read me a bedside political narrative?’
‘Wanting to be a real boy was one thing – now he talks of wanting to be a real man.’
‘That’s a relief – I thought you might be preparing a Budget.’
‘According to our records, you haven’t claimed your victimhood.’
‘You just can’t trust a Chancellor of the Exchequer.’