Serve at room temperature
‘It said “serve at room temperature”, so I chilled it for a few hours.’
More cartoons
Wednesday
Unflinching memoir
‘Will this be a kiss-and-tell in an unflinching memoir?’
My diet is working
‘Oh god! My diet is working! I’ll have to carry on with it.’
One off payment
Do we just have to learn to live with him?
‘Do you think Prince Harry will ever go away, or do we just have to learn to live with him?’
Doctor on Zoom call
At least my bowl’s in one piece
‘I may not live in a palace, but at least my bowl’s in one piece.’
We haven’t even been going out or doing anything
‘We haven’t even been going out or doing anything.’
Wednesday
I’m doing work experience
‘I’m doing work experience, but I’m on strike.’
Happy new year
‘Happy new year.’
January sales
‘I love the January sales!’
Misinformation
‘We’re arresting him for misinformation.’
Unwanted gifts
‘We come bearing unwanted gifts.’
Hiring more Horsemen of the Apocalypse
‘We’re hiring more Horsemen of the Apocalypse.’
What hope are you giving up this year?
‘What hope are you giving up this year?’
Swap shirts?
‘Swap shirts?’
Air opinions
‘Good news, everyone. Derek’s agreed not to air any opinions.’
