Steerpike

Steerpike

Steerpike is The Spectator's gossip columnist, serving up the latest tittle tattle from Westminster and beyond. Email tips to steerpike@spectator.co.uk or message @MrSteerpike

Coffee Shots: Merry Christmas from Nigel Evans, the deep-thinker

Although Diane Abbott's Christmas card efforts have been well-documented this year -- with the Labour MP even finding time to write them during hostile meetings of the PLP, Nigel Evans is surely a contender for the 'most striking Christmas card' award. Evans has today sent out his own batch of cards which feature the man himself looking pensively into the distance. Happily they also tick the festive-box thanks to a charming Christmas tree mug he clutches in the shot: Good to see he has so much time on his hands.

Jacob Rees-Mogg: ‘the SNP are now the real opposition’

While Mhairi Black has made no secret of her dislike for the Tories, she has at least found words of praise for one Conservative MP. Speaking earlier this year, the SNP MP spoke of her admiration for Jacob Rees-Mogg: 'I could sit and listen to him all day, I disagree with him 99.9 per cent of the time, and that wee percent is just because he’s got good manners. But I love listening to him, his knowledge is incredible, and he’s so polite.’ Now Rees-Mogg has returned the favour. At last night's annual Freedom Association's Christmas Quiz at the Barley Mow, Rees-Mogg took time out of his quizmaster duties to wax lyrical about the baby of the house: 'Mhairi Black is a really impressive SNP lady with very clear views.

Fake death threat Tory MP wipes herself from the web

Lucy Allan has come under fire this month after she was accused of faking a death threat from a constituent. The Conservative MP posted a message from a user by the name of Rusty on her Facebook which asked her to rethink her stance on Syria airstrikes. While the message was hardly polite, the worst part came at the end with a sign-off that read 'unless you die'. However, the email's author denied writing the final line and posted on her Facebook to confront her about the edit. Since the incident Allen has released a statement admitting that she did add the line 'unless you die'. However, she insists that this was a threat she had also received that day and she had simply merged the two: The apology failed to wash with many, including the author of the original email.

Revealed: why Gordon Brown wasn’t always such an asset to Pimco

After stepping down as an MP ahead of the general election, Gordon Brown has taken up a role on the advisory panel of Pimco, a global investment management firm. He joins a panel of 'world-renowned experts' who include Jean-Claude Trichet, the former president of the European Central Bank, and Ben Bernanke, the former US Federal Reserve chairman. Pimco have released a statement speaking of their delight at their global advisory board which they say boasts 'an unrivalled team of macroeconomic thinkers and former policymakers': 'The global advisory board is an unrivalled team of macroeconomic thinkers and former policymakers, whose insights into the intersection of policy and financial markets will be a valuable input to our investment process.

Iain Dale’s ‘explosive’ interview with his old pal Donal Blaney

Yesterday the Young Britons Foundation called off their annual Activist Training Conference -- following the suicide of Elliot Johnson in September, and the subsequent revelations of Tory activist bullying. Although six Cabinet ministers had cancelled their attendance at the event, and Elliot's father Ray had written to David Cameron calling the YBF 'a cult, indoctrinating young activists', the organisation's chief-executive Don Blaney appeared on LBC -- with Iain Dale -- to blame the cancellation on intrusive journalists. In the interview which LBC called 'explosive', Dale challenged Blaney on a number of points, though the exchange could hardly be called a grilling.

David Cameron: ‘you ain’t no Muslim, bruv’

Over the weekend a man attacked passengers at Leytonstone tube station, claiming he was acting in protest at the government's decision to carry out airstrikes on Syria. One small ray of light to emerge from the incident -- which left three injured -- was a video of the aftermath in which a man shouts at the offender: 'you ain't no Muslim, bruv'. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYjGaxYhDuQ Since then the phrase has gone viral, with many tweeting it online as an act of solidarity.

John McDonnell tweets abuse at himself

While the abuse Labour MPs -- including Stella Creasy and Ann Coffey -- have received since they voted for airstrikes has been much-reported, what about the Labour politicians who voted against airstrikes on Syria? According to John McDonnell, these MPs are subject to online abuse too. The Shadow Chancellor of the Exchequer appeared to try and prove this point over the weekend, by sharing a tweet directed at McDonnell which criticised him for showing 'sympathy towards the cause of terrorists'. Alas, the mentioned abuse came from his own account, so he was in fact just tweeting abuse at himself: As users began to question whether he had meant to tweet abuse at himself from a different account, McDonnell hastily deleted the tweet.

Arise Sir Ainsley Harriott: ITV apologise over Lenny Henry video gaffe

Oh dear. Someone at ITV is having a very bad day indeed. The broadcaster has come under fire over a video package they aired as part of a segment celebrating Lenny Henry's knighthood. One of the clips in the video montage did not actually feature Henry. Instead the clip showed Ainsley Harriott, the celebrity chef, performing on stage: https://twitter.com/dean6345/status/672778143795691520 After ITV received complaints from viewers over the mix-up, a spokesman issued a hasty apology to both Henry and Harriott. Given that Henry is a vocal campaigner when it comes to racial discrimination -- having repeatedly called for better representation of ethnic minorities on television, Mr S suspects that it's unlikely a simple 'sorry' will suffice.

Family values: Jeremy Corbyn’s brother takes a swipe at Hilary Benn – ‘a disgrace to his father’

After Hilary Benn gave a passionate speech in favour of airstrikes, many on the left praised him for his words even if they did not agree with the sentiment. Alas Alex Salmond took a different approach and instead claimed Benn had shamed his late father Tony Benn who would be 'birling in his grave' after his son's pro-war speech. While Salmond's comments were widely condemned by members of Labour -- including Tony Benn's own granddaughter Emily, the party may need to address a similar personal attack on Benn which is closer to home. Jeremy Corbyn's brother Piers has taken to Twitter to criticise Hilary, claiming that he is a 'disgrace' to his socialist father: https://twitter.

Introducing Sajid Javid — the cyber-sadist

Although David Cameron recently made a promise to make broadband available to everyone in Britain, not everyone in his cabinet appears to be so on-message. Speaking at yesterday's UK Israel Tech Hub event at Wayra Telefonica Accelerator's HQ, Sajid Javid disclosed the preferred method of punishment that operates in his own household: 'I'll start by saying this, when I was a kid and my parents wanted to punish me if I'd been a naughty boy, they'd say "right that's it, you're not going to be allowed to play cricket anymore" and now that I've got kids of my own, my way of punishing them if they are naughty is to change the WiFi password.' As the Business Secretary sat down to hear about the apps of tomorrow at the event, he promised to give his own honest feedback.

Alan Yentob steps down as BBC creative director (but keeps his £150,000 TV gig)

Alan Yentob has dramatically quit his £183,300 per year creative director role at the BBC. Today's decision comes after Yentob became the subject of intense scrutiny in recent months regarding the BBC's coverage of the Kids Company scandal. In a statement, Yentob - who was the chairman of Kids Company - explains his decision to leave, citing the Kids Company scandal -- which The Spectator were the first to cast light on -- as a contributing factor: 'The BBC is going through particularly challenging times and I have come to believe that the speculation about Kids Company and the media coverage revolving around my role is proving a serious distraction.

Breaking: Stan Collymore joins the SNP

This morning the 66 Labour MPs who voted in favour of airstrikes on Syria -- ignoring the pleas of their leader Jeremy Corbyn -- have woken up to deselection threats from the hard-left as they stand accused of being warmongers. On top of this, there is another burden they must bear: they have driven Stan Collymore out of the Labour party. In what will no doubt be a devastating loss to the Labour party, the former footballer -- who issued a public apology in 1998 after he attacked his then-girlfriend Ulrika Jonsson -- has cut up his membership card after discovering that a number of Labour MPs voted in favour of airstrikes: https://twitter.

So Bob Geldof, where are your refugees?

After photos emerged of three-year-old Syrian Aylan Kurdi’s body being washed up on a Turkish beach, the British public hit out at the government for failing to do enough to help with the current refugee crisis. Although the government has so far spent £900 million helping refugees who have fled Syria, many were outraged that more refugees were not being allowed into Britain. In fact, to help the cause a number of high-profile figures -- including Sir Bob Geldof and Stan Collymore -- said that they would happily take refugees into their home to aid efforts. What's more, thanks to schemes such as Room for Refugees their heartfelt pledges could now actually be realised.

Staff evacuated from BBC headquarters over suspicious vehicle

Staff at the BBC have been evacuated from the Broadcasting House Piazza after a suspicious vehicle was sighted nearby. Newsnight's James Clayton reports that the decision to evacuate the area was made after a suspicious vehicle parked up on Regent Street, which is near the corporation's Broadcasting House headquarters in Portland Place. Workers in other neighbouring offices in the area have also been evacuated as a result of the bomb scare. https://twitter.com/JamesClayton5/status/671702161127055361 https://twitter.com/JamesClayton5/status/671702871906394113 Mr S will update this post as more details come to light.

David Cameron brings festive cheer to Scotland

Of all the places across the United Kingdom where David Cameron can expect a lukewarm welcome, north of the border must be one of the least likely. So Mr S was happy to hear that Cameron is at least now proving popular at one Scottish joint. Just as the Prime Minister may think Piggate is well and truly behind him, one bright spark has come up with a way to revisit the story just in time to cash in on the festive season. Cornelius Beer -- the Edinburgh-based drinks outlet -- have made their own special brew entitled FigPucker in tribute to the -- unsubstantiated -- claim in Lord Aschcroft's David Cameron biography that the Prime Minister had once enjoyed intimate relations with a pig.

Seumas Milne causes problems for the Guardian

Covering the upcoming Syria vote is proving to be a challenge for hacks at the Guardian. Steerpike understands that the paper is having a difficult time deciding its editorial line on the issue which is currently undermining Jeremy Corbyn's leadership. Meanwhile, the little fact that Corbyn's head of comms Seumas Milne -- the Guardian columnist and associate editor -- is on leave from the paper only complicates matters further. Now the New Statesman's George Eaton reports that the Guardian are even having issues when it comes to their insider briefings.

Corbyn’s Stop the War comrade: are Zionists at the heart of the Tory bullying scandal?

As details have emerged regarding the Mark Clarke bullying scandal that is currently engulfing the Tory party, allegations of blackmail, revenge porn and drug-taking have come to light. As a result, the Tory party is currently under pressure to explain why allegations of bullying were not looked into sooner by members of Tory HQ. With Grant Shapps resigning from his ministerial post over the weekend as a result of these damaging allegations, others are beginning to ask: why was there such a toxic atmosphere among young Tory activists in the first place? As for Jeremy Corbyn's Stop The War comrade Yvonne Ridley?

David Icke comes to Jeremy Corbyn’s defence

Jeremy Corbyn is not having a good day. A large number of Labour MPs are uniting against him over his stance on Syria, while the news that the Labour party has lifted its suspension of his aide Andrew Fisher has been met with hostility by Caroline Flint and Siobhain McDonagh. With the knives out for the Labour leader, happily Corbyn can at least rely on the support of one man at this testing time. Step forward David Icke. Yes, the purple-tracksuit-wearing-lizard-conspiracist has tweeted his support for Corbyn, sharing a charming clip art picture urging him to 'stand by your principles'. https://twitter.com/davidicke/status/670230963167739904 While Corbyn needs all the friends he can get right now, he may need to treat his new cheerleader with caution.

Revealed: Newsnight’s No.10 security breach

Newsnight producers are currently facing fresh woe over rumoured plans at the BBC to extend the News at Ten slot so it would overlap with the current affairs programme. Should the proposals go ahead, staffers will need to work especially hard to pull in high-profile guests in order to convince viewers to turn over. Alas Steerpike understands that they are unlikely to be getting the Prime Minister on the programme anytime soon, following an incident that occurred earlier this month which dampened relations between No.10 and Newsnight.

Alex Salmond misses the Syria debate (but finds time to unveil his portrait)

MPs in the Commons are currently debating whether or not to vote in favour of airstrikes in Syria, after the Prime Minister delivered a statement on the issue this morning. As members of the opposition -- including Dennis Skinner and Chris Leslie -- raise questions over the potential airstrikes, where are the self-titled 'real opposition'? Well, for all their talk, the SNP's foreign affairs spokesperson is nowhere to be seen during this Westminster debate. Instead Alex Salmond has decided it is the opportune time to take a trip up to Edinburgh to attend First Minister's Questions at Scottish Parliament.