Steerpike

Steerpike

Steerpike is The Spectator's gossip columnist, serving up the latest tittle tattle from Westminster and beyond. Email tips to steerpike@spectator.co.uk or message @MrSteerpike

Family values: Jeremy Corbyn’s brother takes a swipe at Hilary Benn – ‘a disgrace to his father’

After Hilary Benn gave a passionate speech in favour of airstrikes, many on the left praised him for his words even if they did not agree with the sentiment. Alas Alex Salmond took a different approach and instead claimed Benn had shamed his late father Tony Benn who would be 'birling in his grave' after his son's pro-war speech. While Salmond's comments were widely condemned by members of Labour -- including Tony Benn's own granddaughter Emily, the party may need to address a similar personal attack on Benn which is closer to home. Jeremy Corbyn's brother Piers has taken to Twitter to criticise Hilary, claiming that he is a 'disgrace' to his socialist father: https://twitter.

Introducing Sajid Javid — the cyber-sadist

Although David Cameron recently made a promise to make broadband available to everyone in Britain, not everyone in his cabinet appears to be so on-message. Speaking at yesterday's UK Israel Tech Hub event at Wayra Telefonica Accelerator's HQ, Sajid Javid disclosed the preferred method of punishment that operates in his own household: 'I'll start by saying this, when I was a kid and my parents wanted to punish me if I'd been a naughty boy, they'd say "right that's it, you're not going to be allowed to play cricket anymore" and now that I've got kids of my own, my way of punishing them if they are naughty is to change the WiFi password.' As the Business Secretary sat down to hear about the apps of tomorrow at the event, he promised to give his own honest feedback.

Alan Yentob steps down as BBC creative director (but keeps his £150,000 TV gig)

Alan Yentob has dramatically quit his £183,300 per year creative director role at the BBC. Today's decision comes after Yentob became the subject of intense scrutiny in recent months regarding the BBC's coverage of the Kids Company scandal. In a statement, Yentob - who was the chairman of Kids Company - explains his decision to leave, citing the Kids Company scandal -- which The Spectator were the first to cast light on -- as a contributing factor: 'The BBC is going through particularly challenging times and I have come to believe that the speculation about Kids Company and the media coverage revolving around my role is proving a serious distraction.

Breaking: Stan Collymore joins the SNP

This morning the 66 Labour MPs who voted in favour of airstrikes on Syria -- ignoring the pleas of their leader Jeremy Corbyn -- have woken up to deselection threats from the hard-left as they stand accused of being warmongers. On top of this, there is another burden they must bear: they have driven Stan Collymore out of the Labour party. In what will no doubt be a devastating loss to the Labour party, the former footballer -- who issued a public apology in 1998 after he attacked his then-girlfriend Ulrika Jonsson -- has cut up his membership card after discovering that a number of Labour MPs voted in favour of airstrikes: https://twitter.

So Bob Geldof, where are your refugees?

After photos emerged of three-year-old Syrian Aylan Kurdi’s body being washed up on a Turkish beach, the British public hit out at the government for failing to do enough to help with the current refugee crisis. Although the government has so far spent £900 million helping refugees who have fled Syria, many were outraged that more refugees were not being allowed into Britain. In fact, to help the cause a number of high-profile figures -- including Sir Bob Geldof and Stan Collymore -- said that they would happily take refugees into their home to aid efforts. What's more, thanks to schemes such as Room for Refugees their heartfelt pledges could now actually be realised.

Staff evacuated from BBC headquarters over suspicious vehicle

Staff at the BBC have been evacuated from the Broadcasting House Piazza after a suspicious vehicle was sighted nearby. Newsnight's James Clayton reports that the decision to evacuate the area was made after a suspicious vehicle parked up on Regent Street, which is near the corporation's Broadcasting House headquarters in Portland Place. Workers in other neighbouring offices in the area have also been evacuated as a result of the bomb scare. https://twitter.com/JamesClayton5/status/671702161127055361 https://twitter.com/JamesClayton5/status/671702871906394113 Mr S will update this post as more details come to light.

David Cameron brings festive cheer to Scotland

Of all the places across the United Kingdom where David Cameron can expect a lukewarm welcome, north of the border must be one of the least likely. So Mr S was happy to hear that Cameron is at least now proving popular at one Scottish joint. Just as the Prime Minister may think Piggate is well and truly behind him, one bright spark has come up with a way to revisit the story just in time to cash in on the festive season. Cornelius Beer -- the Edinburgh-based drinks outlet -- have made their own special brew entitled FigPucker in tribute to the -- unsubstantiated -- claim in Lord Aschcroft's David Cameron biography that the Prime Minister had once enjoyed intimate relations with a pig.

Seumas Milne causes problems for the Guardian

Covering the upcoming Syria vote is proving to be a challenge for hacks at the Guardian. Steerpike understands that the paper is having a difficult time deciding its editorial line on the issue which is currently undermining Jeremy Corbyn's leadership. Meanwhile, the little fact that Corbyn's head of comms Seumas Milne -- the Guardian columnist and associate editor -- is on leave from the paper only complicates matters further. Now the New Statesman's George Eaton reports that the Guardian are even having issues when it comes to their insider briefings.

Corbyn’s Stop the War comrade: are Zionists at the heart of the Tory bullying scandal?

As details have emerged regarding the Mark Clarke bullying scandal that is currently engulfing the Tory party, allegations of blackmail, revenge porn and drug-taking have come to light. As a result, the Tory party is currently under pressure to explain why allegations of bullying were not looked into sooner by members of Tory HQ. With Grant Shapps resigning from his ministerial post over the weekend as a result of these damaging allegations, others are beginning to ask: why was there such a toxic atmosphere among young Tory activists in the first place? As for Jeremy Corbyn's Stop The War comrade Yvonne Ridley?

David Icke comes to Jeremy Corbyn’s defence

Jeremy Corbyn is not having a good day. A large number of Labour MPs are uniting against him over his stance on Syria, while the news that the Labour party has lifted its suspension of his aide Andrew Fisher has been met with hostility by Caroline Flint and Siobhain McDonagh. With the knives out for the Labour leader, happily Corbyn can at least rely on the support of one man at this testing time. Step forward David Icke. Yes, the purple-tracksuit-wearing-lizard-conspiracist has tweeted his support for Corbyn, sharing a charming clip art picture urging him to 'stand by your principles'. https://twitter.com/davidicke/status/670230963167739904 While Corbyn needs all the friends he can get right now, he may need to treat his new cheerleader with caution.

Revealed: Newsnight’s No.10 security breach

Newsnight producers are currently facing fresh woe over rumoured plans at the BBC to extend the News at Ten slot so it would overlap with the current affairs programme. Should the proposals go ahead, staffers will need to work especially hard to pull in high-profile guests in order to convince viewers to turn over. Alas Steerpike understands that they are unlikely to be getting the Prime Minister on the programme anytime soon, following an incident that occurred earlier this month which dampened relations between No.10 and Newsnight.

Alex Salmond misses the Syria debate (but finds time to unveil his portrait)

MPs in the Commons are currently debating whether or not to vote in favour of airstrikes in Syria, after the Prime Minister delivered a statement on the issue this morning. As members of the opposition -- including Dennis Skinner and Chris Leslie -- raise questions over the potential airstrikes, where are the self-titled 'real opposition'? Well, for all their talk, the SNP's foreign affairs spokesperson is nowhere to be seen during this Westminster debate. Instead Alex Salmond has decided it is the opportune time to take a trip up to Edinburgh to attend First Minister's Questions at Scottish Parliament.

Watch: Diane Abbott on the positives of Chairman Mao

Today John McDonnell has continued to face flak after his attempt at a Chairman Mao joke in the Commons spectacularly backfired. On the Today Show, he was confronted by Diane Wei Liang, a Chinese author who was sent to a labour camp as a child, where she was forced to quote from Mao's Little Red Book. Wei Liang made the point that McDonnell's joke was unlikely to prove funny 'for the millions of people who died during Mao’s regime, nor for those who lived through those times'. Should McDonnell need a comrade to help fight his corner, Mr S suspects he could do worse than to give Diane Abbott a call. Abbott -- who has recently been given the nickname Madame Mao by her Labour colleagues -- once preached about the positives of Mao on television.

John McDonnell lectures George Osborne on Chairman Mao (yes, really)

With Diane Abbott recently given the nickname Madame Mao by her colleagues over her behaviour since Jeremy Corbyn was elected as Labour leader, Mr S had thought that Corbyn's team would be at pains to distance themselves from the Chinese Communist revolutionary. Yet think again, as not only did John McDonnell bring up Chairman Mao today during the today's Spending Review announcement, he also decided to quote the communist leader at length. McDonnell attempted to make a joke about Mao in response to Osborne's questionable business relationship with China -- the shadow chancellor said that he had brought Osborne a gift of Mao's Little Red Book: 'Let's quote from Mao -- rarely done in this chamber.

Watch: John Bercow tells Corbynista to ‘get a grip’ during Autumn Statement

Last month relations between the Tories and John Bercow hit an all-time low as the Speaker called Sajid Javid 'incompetent' for taking too long to an answer a question. Well, David Cameron can at least take heart today that it's not just the Conservatives who can find themselves on the wrong side of the Speaker. Today Corbynista Clive Lewis was scolded by Bercow for making too much noise during the Chancellor's Autumn Statement. As George Osborne announced the details of the Spending Review only to be heckled by Lewis, Bercow paused proceedings to address the Labour MP: 'Mr Lewis, get a grip of yourself man -- calm. Take up yoga, you'll find it beneficial man.' https://vine.

Jon Lansman’s Left Futures turns on Jess Phillips over Diane Abbott clash

Jess Phillips made the news earlier this year after the Labour MP told Diane Abbott to 'f--- off' during a meeting of the PLP. The comment came after Phillips attempted to take Jeremy Corbyn to task over the lack of women in senior roles in his shadow cabinet, only for Abbott to jump to his defence. While Corbyn failed to intervene when the row between the two women escalated, it appears that some of his comrades are now fighting back. Jon Lansman -- who helped manage Corbyn's campaign before founding the hard-left Momentum group -- has tweeted a link this morning to an article published on the Left Futures website he edits. https://twitter.

Listen: Labour MP calls SNP MPs ‘robots’

Today's Trident debate in the Commons made for a lively affair, as the SNP made their case for the government to veto plans to renew the nuclear deterrent. Not that they were keen on any other parties having their say during the event, with Labour's John Woodcock and Jamie Reed struggling to find an opportunity to have their voice heard. When Woodcock -- who is fiercely pro-Trident -- did get the chance to speak he didn't mince his words, calling the SNP 'robots': 'You see, I would have been happy to take every single one of you robots in getting your instruction, I would have been happy but the thing is Madame Deputy Speaker that the proposal of your motion refuse point blank to take me so I'm not taking any single one of you.' https://soundcloud.

Alan Johnson vs Left Unity spokesman: ‘all you’ve done is print leaflets’

With the news that Left Unity -- the far-left political party -- have suspended plans to stand in elections in order to support Jeremy Corbyn, many Corbynistas have taken the decision as proof of their leader's positive influence. Alas, it all got a bit much for Alan Johnson, the former Home Secretary, when he appeared on the Daily Politics alongside Left Unity spokesman Simon Hardy. With Left Unity amassing a mere 455 votes across three seats in the general election, Johnson didn't take Hardy's criticisms of Labour pre-Corbyn all that well.

Robert Halfon pulls out of talk to Tory students

Yesterday Mr S reported that Robert Halfon was due to give a talk to young Tory activists on Wednesday -- less than two weeks after he confessed to an affair with a... young Tory activist. The Minister without Portfolio went public over his brief affair with Alexandra Paterson, the chair of Conservative Future, after claiming that Mark Clarke — the Tatler Tory currently facing allegations of blackmail and bullying (which Clarke denies) — had planned to film him leaving a hotel with her as part of a blackmail plot.

Lord Sugar to Boris Johnson: ‘you need a whack, mate’

Faced with the prospect of Jeremy Corbyn one day becoming Prime Minister, Lord Sugar said that if elected, we should all move to China. Strong words from the Apprentice star -- who quit the Labour Party after the election over its 'negative' stance on business, yet he doesn't seem all that happy with Britain under Tory rule either. Today Sugar told the Mayor of London that he needed a 'whack' after the millionaire businessman found himself stuck in traffic. 'I have been sitting in Lower Thames st for a bloody hour,' he moaned in a tweet directed at Boris Johnson. 'What a bloody joke, it's getting worse.' It's thought that the delay was in part caused by the East-West Cycle Superhighway. https://twitter.