Steerpike

Steerpike

Steerpike is The Spectator's gossip columnist, serving up the latest tittle tattle from Westminster and beyond. Email tips to steerpike@spectator.co.uk or message @MrSteerpike

Diane Abbott earns herself a new nickname

Since Jeremy Corbyn was elected as Labour's new leader, few of his colleagues have been more supportive than Diane Abbott. As well as defending John McDonnell on the Today show this week over his fiscal charter U-turn, the shadow secretary for international development -- who reportedly once enjoyed a romance with Corbyn -- took it upon herself to defend Corbyn's honour at a PLP meeting last month when Jess Phillips criticised him over the lack of women in his shadow cabinet. With Phillips responding by telling Abbott to f--- off, it's safe to say that Abbott's new role as Corbyn's champion has not gone down well with some Labour MPs.

Boris Johnson’s history of violence

Oh dear. With Boris Johnson needing to mount a political comeback pretty soon in order to have any hope of stopping George Osborne's bid to be the next Conservative leader, the Mayor of London could do with some good PR. So unfortunately an incident that occurred on his trip to Japan is unlikely to prove helpful. Johnson was filmed knocking over a 10-year-old Japanese schoolboy during a 'friendly game' of rugby. With the boy, who is called Toki Sekiguchi, saying that he only felt a little pain,  Mr S suspects he may have got off lightly given Boris Johnson's history of violence. 2. Last year during a charity football match, Johnson took down a nine-year-old as he went in for the ball with an over-enthusiastic tackle. https://vine.co/v/Oq6JqQqqdgr 3.

Watch: Richard Burgon’s car-crash Channel 4 interview

As Labour's new shadow City Minister, Richard Burgon will be hoping to prove that his party isn't as anti-business as they were seen to be in the last election. Alas, his interview with Cathy Newman on Channel 4 news last night will have done little to help his cause. Burgon -- who was one of the MPs to nominate Jeremy Corbyn in the Labour leadership election -- struggled during the interview in which he tried to defend John McDonnell over his fiscal charter U-turn: 'If people don't change their view when further evidence comes before them then they've got some tough questions to answer. Labour is an anti-austerity party. This is a political stunt by George Osborne.

Sandi Toksvig puts politics to one side for QI role

Earlier this year Sandi Toksvig stepped down from her role on Radio 4's The News Quiz to launch a career in politics as part of the newly-formed Women's Equality Party. Speaking about her decision to leave the BBC for politics, the presenter-turned-politician said that she had had enough of making jokes about politicians and instead wanted to participate in politics, with the aim to field party candidates in the 2020 election: 'I have made jokes over and over again about politics and, do you know, this election I’ve had enough, and I have decided that instead of making jokes about it, I need to participate. So I am involved in the founding of a new political party. It’s called the Women’s Equality party.

#Piggate makes an appearance at PMQs

Although Jeremy Corbyn has decided to adopt a more civil approach when it comes to PMQs, the message appears to have not yet reached all Labour MPs. After a fairly polite exchange between Corbyn and Cameron today, it fell upon Labour’s Kevin Brennan to lower the tone with a pig jibe. Speaking about Lord Ashcroft's David Cameron biography Call Me Dave -- which made headlines last month over a section suggesting that Cameron had once enjoyed intimate relations with a pig, Brennan asked the Prime Minister when he had found out about Lord Ashcroft’s non-dom status as the account in the book had differed to Cameron's version of events.

Nick Clegg reveals his biggest coalition regret (and it isn’t tuition fees)

It's fair to say that during Nick Clegg's time in the coalition, the former deputy Prime Minister appeared to make a number of catastrophic mistakes when it came to the wellbeing of his party. However, when asked in an interview on Newsnight what he would list as his biggest regret, the former deputy Prime Minister chose not to dwell on policy blunders such as the Liberal Democrat's disastrous tuition fees U-turn. Instead Clegg said his 'biggest mistake' was sitting next to David Cameron at PMQs: 'I think maybe my biggest mistake was sitting where I did at PMQs and maybe I should have sat somewhere else.

John Whittingdale ruffles feathers at BBC campaign event with off-piste speech

Last night BBC staff and musicians alike assembled at Portcullis House to back UK Music's Let it Beeb campaign. As guests including Lord Hall, Sandie Shaw and Anneka Rice raised a glass to the campaign which aims to protect BBC music services from the threat of charter renewal, MPs including Ed Vaizey and Jess Phillips made sure they didn't miss the chance for a celebrity selfie. It then fell on organisers to urge everyone in the room to sign their petition calling on the government to 'protect vital BBC music services from any budgetary cuts during the charter renewal process'. With that in mind, they made sure that John Whittingdale, the Culture Secretary, was in the audience to hear their pleas.

Helen Goodman finds herself in hot water over Jeremy Hunt tweet

At this year's Tory conference Jeremy Hunt defended the government's tax credit cuts, claiming they would make the British people work as hard as the Chinese. While Hunt has since claimed that his comments were misinterpreted, tonight Labour's Helen Goodman hit out at the Health Secretary for the comments. She says if things are so great in China then why did Hunt's wife Lucia -- who is from Xi'an, China -- move to Britain: Given that the personal dig hardly fits in with Jeremy Corbyn's promise of 'a new kind of politics', Labour supporters have been quick to call on Goodman to apologise. Speaking on Westminster Hour this evening, Lady Basildon -- the Labour peer -- said Goodman should say sorry.

Ukip MEP on dangers of an independent Scotland: we’ll end up living in caves, eating cold porridge

This morning Nicola Sturgeon said in an interview on the Andrew Marr Show that a second referendum on Scottish independence is now 'inevitable': 'I've always believed and I still believe today that Scotland will become independent and it will become independent in my lifetime.' While many unionists were quick to point out that Sturgeon had said that the last referendum was a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, David Coburn opted to take a different tack when it came to voicing his opposition to that 'awful strident woman': https://twitter.com/DavidCoburnUKip/status/653259716068511744 The Ukip MEP says that if Sturgeon does manage to have her way and make Scotland an independent country, the consequences will be disastrous.

Jacob Rees-Mogg finds an unlikely fan in Mhairi Black

In Mhairi Black's maiden speech in the House of Commons, the young SNP MP voiced her opposition to the Tories by criticising George Osborne over his party's housing policy. However, despite calling the Conservatives 'a really dangerous party' in an interview with the Guardian, it appears Black has at least softened in her approach to some members of the party. The SNP MP says that she has a lot of time for Jacob Rees-Mogg, adding that she could listen to the eurosceptic Tory MP all day: 'I could sit and listen to him all day, I disagree with him 99.9 per cent of the time, and that wee percent is just because he’s got good manners. But I love listening to him, his knowledge is incredible, and he’s so polite.

Guardian columnist on spitting protesters: ‘I really don’t have a problem with it’

This week's Tory conference made the headlines after journalists and Tory supporters attending the event were spat at and egged. With Labour MPs quick to condemn the actions of protesters in Manchester, today it fell upon the Guardian's Zoe Williams to come to the defence of the spitting protesters. Speaking on the Daily Politics, Williams said that she understood why they would 'spit and throw eggs': 'I think there is a kind of persistent exclusion from some voices in the debate and you cannot blame people for ultimately becoming quite angry and I really don’t have a problem with it.

Robert Peston’s new job ruffles feathers at the BBC

Earlier this week Mr S reported how Robert Peston's appointment as ITV's new political editor had led his former BBC colleagues to place a sign outside their press room at Tory conference making it clear that he was no longer welcome. Now, in a further sign that his new job has not gone down well with his former colleagues, the BBC's deputy political editor James Landale has posted a cryptic tweet directed at those journalists who have not been promoted in recent months. Landale -- who was overlooked in favour of Laura Kuenssberg for the role of BBC political editor -- has sent a message praising those who -- like him -- put the story first, get on with the job and keep buggering on: https://twitter.

Sorry Corbyn, Nick Clegg is the expert on snubbing the Queen – not you

Today Jeremy Corbyn has cancelled his attendance at what would have been his first meeting of the Queen's Privy Council due to 'prior commitments'. Of course naysayers have been quick to jump on this, with Alan Duncan claiming that Corbyn snubbing his first chance to be sworn in suggests that he is not a serious political figure. As for the Corbynistas praising their leader for sticking to his republican values by giving Her Majesty a miss, they would do well to remember that another politican has a far more impressive track record when it comes to snubbing the Queen. During Nick Clegg's time as Deputy Prime Minister, he managed to earn himself a reputation for repeatedly snubbing Her Majesty.

David Cameron’s Labour defector has supported the Tories since 1988

In David Cameron's conference speech this lunchtime, the Prime Minister spoke about a voter who had reached out to him ahead of the election. He said that it was never too late to vote Tory given that an 82-year-old man by the name of Bernard Harris had written to him and said that despite being a traditional Labour voter he would be voting Conservative. Why? Well, he had realised that the Labour party does not serve the working class. While Cameron had hoped Harris's letter would serve as proof that today's Labour voters are abandoning their old party for his, he may need to think again. It has since transpired that Harris is actually a regular Tory voter.

David Cameron goes off message with sex joke in conference speech

The Prime Minister was feeling in a rather fruity mood when he gave his conference speech today, managing to make not one, but two off-script sex jokes. The first involved his wife Samantha and Richard Murphy, the professor of Corbynomics. Discussing the dangers of a Corbyn-led Labour which believes in 'renationalisation without compensation, jacking up taxes to 60 per cent and printing money', Cameron brought up Murphy and his page turner The Joy of Tax: 'His book is actually called The Joy of Tax. I’ve got it. I took it home to show Samantha. It’s got 64 positions – and none of them work.' Samantha smiled on nervously as the audience laughed, before Cameron launched into another gag: 'I was a hooker.

Coffee Shots: Robert Peston left out in the cold

This week it was reported that Robert Peston is leaving his role as the BBC's economics editor to join ITV as their political editor. As part of the new job, he is expected to be the host of a Sunday morning politics programme which the broadcaster hopes will rival The Andrew Marr Show. Unsurprisingly the news does not appear to have gone down too well with some members of the Beeb. Stephen Walker, the BBC Northern Ireland Political Correspondent, has shared a photo of a sign outside a BBC press area at Tory conference which has been 'edited' to ban Peston from entering. https://twitter.com/StepWalkTV/status/651359185083465728 Hopefully Peston's new colleagues at ITV will be more welcoming.

Tory MP goes off message in radio interview: ‘George Osborne is too smooth’

Although Tory conference has so far been a rather dull affair with senior politicians sticking to the party line at all times, one of the new intake of Tory MPs did manage to spice things up last night. In an interview with Iain Dale on LBC, Heidi Allen gave surprisingly honest answers when asked who she would like to be the next Tory leader. Although George Osborne is the favourite to succeed David Cameron, Allen has concerns that he is 'too smooth' for the job: HA: I have to be honest I couldn't really picture him as a future leader but I thought he did a really good job today actually. ID: Why not? HA: Umm, am I allowed to say it? How many people are listening, is it just between us? ID: Just between us Heidi HA: Too smooth As for Osborne's likely contenders?

George Osborne takes a dig at Jeremy Corbyn at Tory conference

Although Cabinet Ministers are said to be on strict instructions to refrain from insulting or mocking Jeremy Corbyn in their conference speeches, the Chancellor of the Exchequer couldn't resist taking a dig at the Labour leader on Monday night. As Corbyn was speaking to a packed crowd of protesters across town, Osborne found room in his speech at the Enterprise Forum Business Reception to make a joke at the expense of the Labour leader over his appearance at the fringe protest event.

Jonathan Portes fired as NIESR director

So farewell, then, Jonathan Portes. As CoffeeHousers may know, he was chief economist in the Cabinet Office under Gordon Brown but in recent years he has been director of the NIESR, an economic research institute, which he used as a platform to continue leftist attacks against conservatives. He pretty much lives on Twitter, when he’s not bothering press regulators with nit-picking complaints against people with whom he disagrees. The NIESR seems to have finally had enough of being hijacked for his partisan purposes. It has announced his departure ‘by mutual consent and with immediate effect’.

George Osborne’s Tatton brag leaves him out of the loop

The Chancellor of the Exchequer set out his vision for a brighter Britain in his conference speech today, explaining that the party are laying the groundwork for a strong economy in the future. To show his commitment to doing just that, the MP for Tatton opted to use an example that proves how he puts the country above all else, even his wealthy constituents: 'I am very lucky to represent a constituency just a dozen miles to the south of here full of pretty villages and market towns in the flat and lush Cheshire plain. The great writer Elizabeth Gaskell used to live there, and she drew on her life in nineteenth century Knutsford to write her most famous book. In the novel, Cranford, the town campaigns to stop the new railway coming through.