Steerpike

Steerpike

Steerpike is The Spectator's gossip columnist, serving up the latest tittle tattle from Westminster and beyond. Email tips to steerpike@spectator.co.uk or message @MrSteerpike

Momentum in a pickle over its ‘Huddersfield branch’

In recent months both Jeremy Corbyn and John McDonnell have defended the Momentum group from criticism. Created as a result of Corbyn's leadership campaign, the grassroots movement aims to organise activists in towns and cities in order to create a mass movement for the Labour leader. Despite this, the far-left group has repeatedly been accused of being linked to deselection threats against centre-left Labour MPs. However, it seems that Momentum's biggest problem may actually be learning to control its supporters.

The Queen crops Charles out of her Christmas message

The Queen always judges her Christmas message perfectly – and today was no exception. As she knows, her subjects are mad keen on Kate & Wills. So she spent the longest chunk of her piece-to-camera with a picture of them, plus kids, facing the camera. To justify that, she flashed a small shot of Charles & Camilla beforehand – it didn’t last more than a few seconds. After that box was ticked, the camera zoomed in so the two of them slipped out of shot and we were just left with the five most popular royal figures in full view. Deftly done, your majesty.

Watch: John Redwood’s Brexit-themed Christmas fairytale

It's nearly Christmas. That means it's the time for carols, goodwill to all men and... leaving the EU -- that's according to the Bow Group anyway. The conservative think tank have released their traditional 'Bow Group Christmas Fairytale' read by John Redwood, the MP for Wokingham. This year it has a Brexit theme: 'Red Riding Hood -- a very modern fairytale of life in the European woods.' And who takes on the role of the big bad wolf? Well, Mr EU of course.

Friends reunited: David Cameron makes a return to the Murdoch party scene

During the general election campaign, David Cameron's close relationship with Rupert Murdoch and Rebekah Brooks was regularly used as a whacking stick against him by his opponents. However, with a Tory majority now won, the Prime Minister appears to have few qualms about socialising with the media mogul once again. On Monday night the Prime Minister attended an intimate Christmas drinks bash at his old pal Murdoch's St James's flat. With the phone hacking scandal -- and consequent Leveson inquiry -- now far behind Murdoch, Cameron joined other Cabinet Ministers including John Whittingdale and George Osborne to raise a toast. At the event, the Guardian reports that Cameron was also joined by his old friend Rebekah Brooks.

Is John Humphrys turning into a ‘patronising old duffer’?

This morning Today show presenters Justin Webb and John Humphrys found themselves under fire after they listed the guest editors that will be taking control of the show as of next week. When it came to name Miriam González Durántez's upcoming slot, Webb said: 'you'll hear from the lawyer Miriam González, also of course Nick Clegg's wife'. A number of bothered listeners were quick to complain online that she was the only guest editor to be described in relation to her partner. While one could argue that González first came to the media's attention through her politician husband, this is not the first time the Today presenters have been criticised over their attitude to women.

Jeremy Corbyn flirts with a return to Labour for George Galloway

The loudest cheers to emerge from a PLP meeting since Jeremy Corbyn rose to power came after the Labour MP Jess Phillips called for George Galloway to never be allowed to re-join Labour. The sentiment was later reinforced in an editorial by Dawn Butler -- who helped Corbyn get on the ballot slip -- where she wrote that Corbyn had told her he was not in favour of letting his old comrade Galloway back in. So Mr S can't help but wonder whether both Butler and Phillips will be disappointed to read comments made by Corbyn in an interview with the Huffington Post. When asked whether he would like to have Galloway -- who was expelled in 2003 following his outspoken comments on the Iraq war -- back in the Labour party, Corbyn refrains from siding with his female colleagues.

Christmas cheer in short supply at Ukip HQ

As MPs and staff depart Westminster to begin their Christmas break, spare a thought for those at Ukip HQ who have found their party on the brink of civil war today after Douglas Carswell called for Nigel Farage to be replaced with a new leader. What's more, if that wasn't enough to dampen the festive spirit for Kippers, Steerpike understands that they have further reason for woe. After a testing year for the party which saw disappointing election results and financial difficulties, they have been dealt the ultimate blow: no Christmas staff party.

Watch: Jacob Rees-Mogg teaches David Dimbleby a lesson over Eton jibe

Last night David Dimbleby was joined on Question Time by a panel comprised of Jacob Rees-Mogg, Piers Morgan, Emily Thornberry, Mark Reckless and Hannah Bardell. As talk turned to the prospect of Heathrow expansion, Rees-Mogg -- who supports the plans -- said that for all the fuss about noise caused by planes, he had suffered few problems with this when he lived near Slough. At which point Dimbleby couldn't help but interrupt and change the topic -- asking if this had been when the Tory MP attended Eton. Alas for all of Dimbleby's wit, the BBC presenter -- who attended Charterhouse -- received a reply that he had not been expecting.

Merry Christmas: a sponsored message from your MP

MPs have done their best this year to make their Christmas cards stand out. To do this, Nigel Evans opted to make himself the centre of attention, while Jeremy Corbyn managed to catch the Daily Mail's attention with a picture of some snow-covered bicycles. However, one such card has caught Mr S's attention for a rather different reason than any of the above. Suella Fernandes -- the MP for Fareham -- has sent out a card which contains an extra message. Only it's not from the Tory politician -- or her staff -- instead it's from the official sponsor of her 2015 Christmas cards!

Peace in our time? Jeremy Corbyn befriends hacks at Labour Christmas bash

It's safe to say that Jeremy Corbyn's relationship with the mainstream media (MSM) can hardly be described as a harmonious meeting of minds. In fact, ever since Corbyn was elected as Labour leader he has regularly hit out at the MSM, even finding time in his conference speech to name and shame certain publications for their coverage of his campaign. So hacks gathered at Labour's HQ for his Christmas press drinks with a degree of trepidation. While David Cameron's press drinks the day before had included a range of hot restaurant-style canapés for guests, Labour staffers took a more relaxed approach offering popcorn and clementines.

Jeremy Hunt makes peace with James Naughtie

Today marked James Naughtie's last day in the presenting chair on Today after 21 years. To honour his time as a presenter on the programme, John Humphrys played some of his highlights from over the years, before asking Naughtie to recall the parts of his job that he did not enjoy. The Scottish presenter responded by referring to his now infamous Jeremy Hunt gaffe in 2010, which saw Naughtie's introduction to an interview with the then Culture Secretary Jeremy Hunt go disastrously wrong when he mispronounced his name. Naughtie ended up saying 'c--t' instead of Hunt: 'Things I haven't enjoyed? Oh, getting things wrong. I can't remember who the Culture Secretary is at the moment but anyway.' https://www.youtube.com/watch?

Sarah Vine reveals her Christmas wish: separate bedrooms

Buying a present for a loved one at Christmas can be a difficult and time-consuming task, so luckily Sarah Vine has made her husband Michael Gove's job easy thanks to her column in today's Daily Mail. In a piece entitled 'Sorry chaps but women love sleep FAR more than sex!', Vine -- who says that there are 'vast chunks of a woman’s life when surrendering to the pillow and duvet is infinitely more enticing a prospect' than sex -- argues that men should refrain from purchasing sexy lingerie for their partners in favour of comfortable pyjamas: 'She’ll get a good night’s sleep in their cocooning embrace (especially if you disappear to the spare room) and then . . . well, who knows?

Watch: Tory MP’s ‘deleted’ video outburst over fake death threat

Since Lucy Allan was accused of faking her own death threat online, the Tory MP has gone underground -- deleting her Twitter and changing her privacy settings on Facebook. Last night she made a brief return to social media in order to release a statement with an accompanying video. In this, she opted not to apologise for adding the words 'unless you die' to a constituent's letter. Instead she chose to blame the whole fiasco on activists who were unhappy she was elected. 'Last week was without doubt the weirdest of my political life so far. It was never about my use of social media.

Coffee Shots: Merry Christmas from Jeremy Corbyn

It's happened. Jeremy Corbyn has released his annual Christmas card. The Labour leader has refrained from following the traditional MP format by including a photo of himself on the card -- and has instead opted for a picture of some snow-covered bicycles: While Corbyn should be congratulated on managing to use the C-word this time around, it's fair to say that the photo isn't the most cheery effort around. Still, at least he has managed to push his green credentials.

Another day, another fake MP death threat

Although Owen Jones was once Jeremy Corbyn's main cheerleader, in recent months his relationship with the Labour leader has cooled as his former Guardian colleague Seumas Milne has usurped him in Corbyn's trusted circle. Still, Jones is now at least on good terms with other members of the party. Today the Guardian columnist has interviewed the outspoken Corbyn rebel Jess Phillips for his YouTube channel. During the friendly exchange, Phillips -- who previously told Diane Abbott to 'f--- off' after they clashed over Corbyn's shadow cabinet appointments -- discusses Corbyn's pros and cons. Phillips also promises to 'knife Jeremy Corbyn in the front' rather than the back, should it become clear to her that he is not up to being leader.

Evening Standard bring Richard Attenborough back from the dead

Earlier this year the Times were forced to issue an apology after they falsely claimed that Karol Wojtyla was the first non-Catholic Pope. While that entry is a clear contender for 'correction of the year', Mr S is interested to see if the Evening Standard enter the race after a mistake that ran in Thursday's edition. Yesterday's Evening Standard includes an article about Neil MacGregor's leaving do.

Meet Jeremy’s Stop the War comrades: anti-Zionism, abortion comedy and the Stalin Society

Although Jeremy Corbyn is facing growing criticism over his role as a speaker at Friday's Stop The War Christmas fundraiser, so far the Labour leader is showing no signs of backing down. Despite pleas from the likes of Michael Dugher, Tristram Hunt, Caroline Flint and Emma Reynolds for Corbyn to cancel, he looks set to attend, and will give the main speech. So, who will he be dining with as he feasts on Turkish food and rallies the troops? Mr S has compiled a list of some of the Stop the War comrades that may be in attendance tonight: Francesca Martinez: As well as Corbyn's speech, entertainment will be provided by the comedian Francesca Martinez. Those hoping for some light entertainment, however, may need to think again.

The Spectator Christmas Carol Service, in pictures

Last night guests gathered at St Bride's Church on Fleet Street for the Spectator's annual Christmas concert. The St Bride's Choir provided the carols in the church -- which is regarded by many as the official spiritual home for journalists -- as hacks including Andrew Neil, Fraser Nelson, Jeremy Clarke and Mary Wakefield gave readings. While attendees dug deep to raise funds for Macmillan Cancer Support, they were rewarded with mince pie and mulled wine in the foyer after the service.

Jeremy Corbyn’s speech falls flat at Labour’s Christmas party

Jeremy Corbyn is currently facing calls to cancel his attendance at Friday's Stop the War Christmas fundraiser dinner. However, should he stay on course and attend, the Labour leader can at least bank on getting a far friendlier reception from his comrades there than he did at his own party's Christmas bash. Labour staff gathered in the Conrad St James hotel on Tuesday night for their annual Christmas party. Faced with free drinks and free food, the event had the ingredients for a promising night. That was until Jeremy Corbyn stepped up to the mic to give a speech to his party.

Watch: Lucy Powell takes a swipe at Diane Abbott over Shadow Cabinet clash

Since Jeremy Corbyn was elected as leader of the Labour party, his main cheerleader Diane Abbott has never been far from his side. In fact, Abbott has even taken it upon herself to often fight Corbyn's corner. This has involved warning unruly MPs about the size of his mandate, as well as having a heated argument with Jess Phillips during a meeting of the PLP, after the newly-elected Labour MP hit out at the lack of women in Corbyn's Shadow Cabinet. Since then, it's been claimed that Abbott -- who has earned herself the nickname Madame Mao as a result of her behaviour -- has also played up during meetings of the Shadow Cabinet.