Steerpike

Steerpike

Steerpike is The Spectator's gossip columnist, serving up the latest tittle tattle from Westminster and beyond. Email tips to steerpike@spectator.co.uk or message @MrSteerpike

Chuka Umunna pops the question

When Chuka Umunna pulled out of the Labour leadership race earlier this year, he explained in a statement that he had decided it was time to prioritise his personal life over his political career: 'I've said that I could live without leading the Labour party or politics. For once I decided to put the rest of my life first,' the former bookies' favourite mused. While Umunna may have been led to question his decision in the months following Jeremy Corbyn's election as the leader of the Labour party, his efforts in regards to his personal life have at least paid off. Umunna has proposed to his solicitor girlfriend Alice Sullivan, with the pair announcing their impending nuptials in the announcements section of today's Times.

Ruth Davidson takes a swipe at Diane Abbott

After Diane Abbott was appointed to Jeremy Corbyn's shadow cabinet in the role of shadow secretary for International Development, some naysayers suggested her promotion could be linked to a brief fling she enjoyed with the Labour leader over 40 years ago. While many Labour MPs failed to come to Abbott's defence, Ruth Davidson -- the leader of the Scottish Conservatives -- did at least intervene. She said that rather than any lingering feelings, it would be a 'lifetime of friendship and shared activism' that led to Abbott being given a front bench role. Alas, the power of the sisterhood appears to have diminished somewhat since then.

Revealed: how Jeremy Corbyn caused a scene at the China state banquet

Last week Jeremy Corbyn appeared to be on his best behaviour when he attended the state banquet at Buckingham Palace in honour of China’s President Xi Jinping. While he opted to attend the event solo, the republican Labour leader did manage to don white tie, and appeared to successfully make small talk with both the Royal family and members of the Chinese delegation. Alas, word reaches Steerpike that Corbyn's efforts during the dinner were not so well received. Mr S understands that he actually broke one of the most basic rules of dining etiquette during the lavish do: no mobile phones at the dinner table. Party guests were surprised to spy the Labour leader texting on his phone during the dinner.

How Stella Creasy helped boost Bernard Jenkin’s Eurosceptic cause

Although Stella Creasy has proved to be one of the most vocal pro-European politicians, the Labour MP may have unwittingly managed to convince one Tory MP of the cons that come from remaining in the EU. David Cameron is facing a potential Commons defeat over the 'tampon tax' after a group of Eurosceptic Tory MPs decided to vote with Labour to demand an end to the EU regulated tax on sanitary items. While the amendment is tabled by Labour's Paula Sheriff, Bernard Jenkin is one of several Tory MPs who have jumped on it, in the hope that they can use it to gain a wider renegotiation of the UK's relationship with the European Union.

Martin Amis: Jeremy Corbyn is undereducated and slow-minded

After Mr S's colleague Harry Mount argued in the Spectator that the Labour party 'has had a brain transplant' under Jeremy Corbyn with a purge of the Oxbridge set, Martin Amis has accused the new Labour leader of being undereducated. Writing for the Sunday Times, the best-selling novelist has launched a verbal attack on Corbyn over his 'slow-minded rigidity'. The life-long Labour supporter -- who says he found himself 'close to the epicentre of the Corbyn milieu' in his twenties when he worked for the New Statesman -- has criticised Corbyn for his lack of educational achievements: 'He is undereducated. Which is one way of putting it.

Farage-themed Halloween party cancelled after joke falls flat with Ukip

Oh dear. The Halloween plans of a group of Ukip supporters look set to turn into a nightmare for the event's organiser. After Guido Fawkes reported earlier this month that a Farage-sceptic branch of 'Kippers were planning a Halloween party with the theme 'Nigel Farage and his creepy henchmen', word reaches Steerpike that the event has now been cancelled. Richard Hendron -- who launched a failed bid earlier this year to be selected as Ukip's candidate for London mayor -- has written to attendees explaining that he has cancelled the event after 'the powers that be in Ukip' failed to see the funny side.

Jeremy Corbyn officially gains Momentum

After the Jeremy Corbyn-backed 'grassroots network' Momentum was launched, several Labour politicians voiced fears that the campaign group could be used to oust moderate Labour MPs in favour of Corbyn champions. The campaign group has since insisted that although it grew out of the Corbyn campaign, it is independent to the party’s leadership. Now things have been made official with the Labour leader's election campaign group renamed Momentum on Companies House.

I’m a Corbyn rebel… get me out of here!

As Corbynmania continues to divide the Labour party, it appears that casting directors at ITV are keen to bring the party's inner turmoil to the small screen. With several Labour MPs resigning from the frontbench after Jeremy Corbyn was announced as the new leader, producers have been sniffing around disillusioned  party members in the hope of luring them onto this year's I’m a Celebrity … Get Me Out Of Here! Jamie Reed writes in the Guardian that he has declined an offer asking him to take part in the ITV reality show.

So Theresa May, isn’t your own workforce ‘too white’?

Today Theresa May has hit out at the lack of black and Asian officers in the police forces, arguing that the current diminutive figures are 'simply not good enough'. She said that the current forces must increase ethnic diversity in order to represent their communities, claiming that there are no black officers in Cheshire, Durham, Dyfed-Powys and North Yorkshire. Strong words from the Home Secretary, which left Mr S wondering just how diverse May's own personal work force is. Surely with May -- an apparent champion for ethnic diversity in the workplace -- branding police forces 'too white', she herself has a high proportion of staff from ethnic minorities?

Revealed: Zac Goldsmith’s new campaign genius

Given that Ivan Massow failed to be picked as one of the four final candidates in the race to be the Conservative candidate for London mayor despite a flashy campaign, it's safe to say that Massow still has some work to do when it comes to mastering how to succeed in politics. So Mr S was surprised to hear that the business mogul is now assisting Zac Goldsmith with his campaign. Speaking at Josh Spero's Second Hand Stories book launch party at Bonhams, Massow said he was working with the Conservative mayoral candidate when it came to the policy side of things: 'I’m working with Zac. I speak to him a lot but you know it’s hard to get him to return anything. London’s in for a treat! I deal with the people on the policy side.

Lionel Barber strengthens his ties with China

Last night's state banquet saw Jeremy Corbyn join David Cameron, President Xi Jinping and Her Majesty to raise a glass to the beginning of a golden era of partnership between China and the United Kingdom. With Corbyn meeting the Chinese president earlier in the day to raise grievances regarding the country's human rights track record, his encounter with the president at the dinner appeared to be a civil one.

Guardian columnist Seumas Milne joins Team Corbyn

Oh dear. Labour under Jeremy Corbyn is about to get a whole lot stranger. The Labour leader has appointed none other than Guardian columnist Seumas Milne as his 'executive director of strategy and communications'. Milne starts the job next week and joins on leave from the paper. https://twitter.com/SeumasMilne/status/656540739753615360 The controversial appointment may well do Corbyn some good, in the sense that when compared to the left-wing columnist, Corbyn begins to look like a moderate. While Corbyn has apologised for the Iraq war, Milne has gone further and actually praised the other side.

Watch: John Bercow calls Sajid Javid ‘incompetent’ in Commons showdown

John Bercow's war with the Conservatives looks set to return after a lively exchange of words this lunchtime. The incident occurred after Javid responded to an urgent question from Labour on the steel industry regarding the 1,200 job losses Tata Steel. Bercow decided that Javid had taken too long to answer the question and told him it should have been 'blindingly obvious' to make a government statement on the matter instead. Rather than put the Business Secretary down gently, the Speaker let his feelings be known by calling Javid 'discourteous and incompetent' before warning him that 'it must not happen again'. 'What he should not do is fail to communicate with me in advance, ignore the convention and greatly exceed his allotted time.

Broadsheets help to get China’s message across (with a little help from Downing Street)

Although President Xi Jinping's state visit to Britain is supposed to herald the beginning of a golden era of partnership between China and the United Kingdom, the visit has already been marred in controversy with many questioning why the government is teaming up with a country with a history of human rights abuses. Still, readers of today's broadsheets could be forgiven for believing that we are already in the full grip of China-mania. Today's Financial Times has six full-page adverts from Chinese companies welcoming the Chinese president.

Isabel Oakeshott on David Cameron: he said he would trash whatever we wrote

The launch party for Call Me Dave proved to be an eventful affair as it was revealed that Lord Ashcroft was unable to attend after falling critically ill around the time of the book's launch. As guests munched on cocktail sausages and sipped champagne, his co-author Isabel Oakeshott took to the stage to give a speech. To kick things off, Oakeshott recalled David Cameron's advise to her when she first planned to help Ashcroft write the biography. Oakeshott, who was the Sunday Times political editor at the time, says he warned her against joining the project: 'We had a conversation about my plans to help Michael with his book, I recently looked at the transcript of our conversation and was struck by his dark warnings about me getting involved.

Lord Ashcroft absent from book launch after suffering septic shock

With Lord Ashcroft notably absent in the days and weeks following the release of Call Me Dave, guests at the book's official launch at Millbank Tower waited with anticipation for Ashcroft to make his grand entrance. However, when it came time for the speeches, it fell on the book's publisher Iain Dale to break the news to guests that he was not coming, instead playing a video by way of explanation. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHNkVEoS8C0 While guests -- including Neil Hamilton and Owen Paterson -- first took the Channel 5 Belize video to be a spoof, it soon became clear that Lord Ashcroft had been taken ill following the release of the biography, after suffering renal failure, liver and kidney failure, as well as septic shock.

Peter Hitchens proves to be Russell Brand’s Achilles heel

Although Russell Brand has stopped producing his YouTube series The Trews after tiring of being in the spotlight, fans of the comedian-turned-revolutionary can now get their fill in the new documentary Brand: A Second Coming. While the film, which is directed by Ondi Timoner, was originally supported by Brand, he later got cold feet on viewing a first cut. After asking for changes -- and saying that he would try and prevent the film's release -- he went on to distance himself from the project by boycotting the film's premiere. So what was it in the film that caused Brand to perform a U-turn? Well aside from disclosures about his colourful love life, it appears to be none other than Peter Hitchens who gave Brand the biggest headache.

Steve Hilton takes a swipe at the Tories over China

Chinese President Xi Jinping arrives in Britain today to embark on his official state visit. While the visit aims to build on George Osborne's own trip to China to reinforce trade relations, Jeremy Corbyn is expected to ruffle feathers by bringing up the country's bad track record on human rights when he meets the president this week. Government figures are hoping Corbyn will spare them blushes by using a private meeting with the president for the conversation rather than Tuesday's state banquet, with China's ambassador to the UK warning that he expected British people to know how to behave at the dinner. However, should Corbyn give off a frosty demeanor at the lavish do, he will find an unlikely supporter in David Cameron's former head of strategy Steve Hilton.

Nicola Sturgeon parties with the Daily Mail

Nicola Sturgeon and the Daily Mail hosted a drinks reception for journalists last night. The unholy alliance included speeches from the First Minister and Scottish Daily Mail political editor Alan Roden. Roden recounted a fashion show he had covered at the Scottish parliament which had involved Sturgeon as one of the models, and two Mail correspondents covering it, while Sturgeon teased the journalist for asking so many questions about her shoes that she had begun to wonder whether he was less interested in writing about them and more interested in buying them. She then handed Roden a sewing kit so he could fix a pair of split trousers. ‘Can you do it for me?’ he asked, jokingly, as Sturgeon threw the pack to him.