Steerpike

Steerpike

Steerpike is The Spectator's gossip columnist, serving up the latest tittle tattle from Westminster and beyond. Email tips to steerpike@spectator.co.uk or message @MrSteerpike

Watch: Diane Abbott on the positives of Chairman Mao

Today John McDonnell has continued to face flak after his attempt at a Chairman Mao joke in the Commons spectacularly backfired. On the Today Show, he was confronted by Diane Wei Liang, a Chinese author who was sent to a labour camp as a child, where she was forced to quote from Mao's Little Red Book. Wei Liang made the point that McDonnell's joke was unlikely to prove funny 'for the millions of people who died during Mao’s regime, nor for those who lived through those times'. Should McDonnell need a comrade to help fight his corner, Mr S suspects he could do worse than to give Diane Abbott a call. Abbott -- who has recently been given the nickname Madame Mao by her Labour colleagues -- once preached about the positives of Mao on television.

John McDonnell lectures George Osborne on Chairman Mao (yes, really)

With Diane Abbott recently given the nickname Madame Mao by her colleagues over her behaviour since Jeremy Corbyn was elected as Labour leader, Mr S had thought that Corbyn's team would be at pains to distance themselves from the Chinese Communist revolutionary. Yet think again, as not only did John McDonnell bring up Chairman Mao today during the today's Spending Review announcement, he also decided to quote the communist leader at length. McDonnell attempted to make a joke about Mao in response to Osborne's questionable business relationship with China -- the shadow chancellor said that he had brought Osborne a gift of Mao's Little Red Book: 'Let's quote from Mao -- rarely done in this chamber.

Watch: John Bercow tells Corbynista to ‘get a grip’ during Autumn Statement

Last month relations between the Tories and John Bercow hit an all-time low as the Speaker called Sajid Javid 'incompetent' for taking too long to an answer a question. Well, David Cameron can at least take heart today that it's not just the Conservatives who can find themselves on the wrong side of the Speaker. Today Corbynista Clive Lewis was scolded by Bercow for making too much noise during the Chancellor's Autumn Statement. As George Osborne announced the details of the Spending Review only to be heckled by Lewis, Bercow paused proceedings to address the Labour MP: 'Mr Lewis, get a grip of yourself man -- calm. Take up yoga, you'll find it beneficial man.' https://vine.

Jon Lansman’s Left Futures turns on Jess Phillips over Diane Abbott clash

Jess Phillips made the news earlier this year after the Labour MP told Diane Abbott to 'f--- off' during a meeting of the PLP. The comment came after Phillips attempted to take Jeremy Corbyn to task over the lack of women in senior roles in his shadow cabinet, only for Abbott to jump to his defence. While Corbyn failed to intervene when the row between the two women escalated, it appears that some of his comrades are now fighting back. Jon Lansman -- who helped manage Corbyn's campaign before founding the hard-left Momentum group -- has tweeted a link this morning to an article published on the Left Futures website he edits. https://twitter.

Listen: Labour MP calls SNP MPs ‘robots’

Today's Trident debate in the Commons made for a lively affair, as the SNP made their case for the government to veto plans to renew the nuclear deterrent. Not that they were keen on any other parties having their say during the event, with Labour's John Woodcock and Jamie Reed struggling to find an opportunity to have their voice heard. When Woodcock -- who is fiercely pro-Trident -- did get the chance to speak he didn't mince his words, calling the SNP 'robots': 'You see, I would have been happy to take every single one of you robots in getting your instruction, I would have been happy but the thing is Madame Deputy Speaker that the proposal of your motion refuse point blank to take me so I'm not taking any single one of you.' https://soundcloud.

Alan Johnson vs Left Unity spokesman: ‘all you’ve done is print leaflets’

With the news that Left Unity -- the far-left political party -- have suspended plans to stand in elections in order to support Jeremy Corbyn, many Corbynistas have taken the decision as proof of their leader's positive influence. Alas, it all got a bit much for Alan Johnson, the former Home Secretary, when he appeared on the Daily Politics alongside Left Unity spokesman Simon Hardy. With Left Unity amassing a mere 455 votes across three seats in the general election, Johnson didn't take Hardy's criticisms of Labour pre-Corbyn all that well.

Robert Halfon pulls out of talk to Tory students

Yesterday Mr S reported that Robert Halfon was due to give a talk to young Tory activists on Wednesday -- less than two weeks after he confessed to an affair with a... young Tory activist. The Minister without Portfolio went public over his brief affair with Alexandra Paterson, the chair of Conservative Future, after claiming that Mark Clarke — the Tatler Tory currently facing allegations of blackmail and bullying (which Clarke denies) — had planned to film him leaving a hotel with her as part of a blackmail plot.

Lord Sugar to Boris Johnson: ‘you need a whack, mate’

Faced with the prospect of Jeremy Corbyn one day becoming Prime Minister, Lord Sugar said that if elected, we should all move to China. Strong words from the Apprentice star -- who quit the Labour Party after the election over its 'negative' stance on business, yet he doesn't seem all that happy with Britain under Tory rule either. Today Sugar told the Mayor of London that he needed a 'whack' after the millionaire businessman found himself stuck in traffic. 'I have been sitting in Lower Thames st for a bloody hour,' he moaned in a tweet directed at Boris Johnson. 'What a bloody joke, it's getting worse.' It's thought that the delay was in part caused by the East-West Cycle Superhighway. https://twitter.

Robert Halfon earns himself a new nickname

Last week Robert Halfon made headlines after he confessed to an affair with a Tory activist, claiming that Mark Clarke -- the Tatler Tory currently facing allegations of blackmail and bullying (which Clarke denies) -- had planned to film him leaving a hotel with his mistress as part of a blackmail plot. While Halfon has since promised Tory officials that there are no more embarrassing revelations to come out relating to him, Steerpike understands that the Minister without Portfolio has been given a new nickname by colleagues. 'He's now known as "red hot Rob".' Mr S's No.10 mole whispers.

George Galloway on Seumas Milne: ‘he’s my closest friend’

Since Jeremy Corbyn was elected as Labour leader, the party has struggled to put on a united front. In fact, MPs from the moderate section of the party have regularly found themselves at loggerheads with the Corbynistas during meetings of the PLP. Happily the majority of MPs did at least manage to find common ground at one meeting earlier this month, where Steerpike understands Jess Phillips' call for Corbyn's old comrade George Galloway -- who was expelled from Labour in 2003 -- to never be allowed back into the party was met with loud cheers. So Mr S can't imagine a disclosure from Galloway over the weekend is likely to prove helpful to 'Team Corbyn'.

Diane Abbott seeks help getting her message across

Since Jeremy Corbyn was elected as Labour leader, his close friend - and rumoured former lover -- Diane Abbott has proved to be one of his most loyal allies. When Abbott -- who has earned the nickname Madame Mao -- isn't spending PLP meetings writing her Christmas cards, the Shadow International Development Secretary can be found defending Corbyn from accusations of sexism, as well as appearing on television to praise the new regime. Still, with rumours circulating that Abbott is being given the cold shoulder by some members of Team Corbyn after a rather disastrous turn on Today, could it be that she is planning to change the way she deals with the media? Mr S only asks as the Labour MP is on the hunt for a Communications Officer.

Watch: Andrew Neil takes on ‘loser jihadists’

After the Paris terrorist attacks over the weekend which left at least 132 dead, there has been much discussion about how best to tackle the problem of IS. While politicians put out carefully worded statements and mull over their stance on air strikes, Andrew Neil has a message of his own for the 'Islamist scumbags' responsible for the Paris attacks. He kicked off BBC's This Week with a special introduction in support of France at this testing time: 'Evening all, and welcome to This Week. A week in which a bunch of loser jihadists slaughtered 132 innocents in Paris, to prove the future belongs to them rather than a civilisation like France. Well I can't say I fancy their chances.

Paris terrorism photos not en Vogue, says magazine’s picture editor

In the wake of the Paris terrorist attacks, many have been left asking why they happened and what can be done to prevent another deadly massacre. Meanwhile some -- including Jeremy Corbyn -- have asked why terrorist attacks in non-European countries appear to attract less attention. However, for one Vogue fashion journalist the question on her lips is to do with another matter entirely: why weren't there any photos of a high standard? Alessia Glaviano -- Vogue Italia's senior photo editor -- has taken to the net to ask why the photos documenting the attack were not of a higher standard. Glaviano -- who was in Paris at the time -- says that it seems 'peculiar' to her that no photographers took high quality photos.

News from Labour: Jeremy Corbyn’s email policy to tackle Euro-centric media bias

After the media reported in detail about both the Paris terrorist attacks and the aftermath over the weekend, several online users began to take to social media to complain that the same treatment hadn't been given to the terrorist attacks that recently occurred in Beirut and Ankara. Jeremy Corbyn was quick to join the cause, hitting out at the mainstream media in a television interview by accusing them of showing Euro-centric bias: 'Likewise, which didn’t unfortunately get hardly any publicity, was the bombing in Beirut last week or the killing in Turkey. I think our media needs be able to report things that happen outside of Europe as well as inside. A life is a life.' Happily, Corbyn is doing his best to remedy the situation.

Watch: Ken Livingstone calls Maria Eagle ‘silly’ in disastrous Newsnight interview

Yesterday Ken Livingstone found himself at the centre of a media storm after he suggested that Kevan Jones -- a Labour MP with a history of depression -- required psychiatric help, after he dared to question Livingstone's appointment as co-chair on Labour's defence policy review. As Jones -- along with Jeremy Corbyn -- called on Livingstone to apologise, a series of media appearances followed where he did no such thing. At first he said Jones should 'get over it', later explaining he was just standing up for himself as any self-respecting south London lad would. Eventually a grovelling statement appeared on Livingstone's Twitter account where he apologised 'unreservedly'.

Listen: George Galloway comes to Ken Livingstone’s defence over mental health jibe

A mere hour or so into his new role as the co-chair of Labour's Trident review and Ken Livingstone is already facing calls to step down. The former mayor of London has managed to put his foot in after making an insensitive mental health jibe during an interview with the Mirror. When asked about comments made by Kevan Jones -- Labour's shadow defence minister -- questioning whether he was the right person to help lead the review,  Livingstone said Jones 'might need some psychiatric help': 'I think he might need some psychiatric help. He's obviously very depressed and disturbed. He should pop off and see his GP before he makes these offensive comments.' As Jones has been very open about his battle with depression in the past.

Diane Abbott finds a novel way to spend heated PLP meeting

Last night's PLP meeting proved to be a lively affair as Jeremy Corbyn was turned on by members of the Labour party over his ‘shoot to kill’ comments. As Mr S's colleague Sebastian Payne reports, Corbyn was then ‘shouted down’ by MPs for his stance on military action and Syria. So where was the Labour leader's primary cheerleader Diane Abbott while all this was going on? Well Abbott, who has won herself the nickname Madame Mao since her close friend – and rumoured former lover – was elected, was rather distracted at the event.

James Naughtie’s swear gaffe sends the BBC into a tizzy

This morning Nick Robinson made his debut as a presenter on the Today show. However, it was Robinson's co-presenter James Naughtie who managed to make the news, after he turned the air blue during the broadcast. The Scottish presenter uttered a four letter expletive on air just before 7am after failing to realise he was on air. While the BBC have since had to issue an apology, it appears that the corporation are also keen to wipe the incident from history altogether. The radio show is usually made available to listen to on demand on BBC iPlayer within minutes of the broadcast finishing.

Camila Batmanghelidjh comes to the government’s aid

Since Mr S's colleague Miles Goslett blew the whistle on Kids Company – and its founder Camila Batmanghelidjh -- in The Spectator earlier this year, the charity has been closed down and Batmanghelidjh has been summoned to a select committee hearing. With Batmanghelidjh's former cheerleader David Cameron now doing his best to distance himself from the disgraced charity chief -- after his ministers were accused of brushing aside civil servants' concerns about Kids Company's finances, could she still have one cabinet minister on side? Mr S only asks after an email popped into his inbox this morning from 6 Hillgrove PR saying that Batmanghelidjh was helping to inspire children as part of an Entrepreneurs4Schools scheme allegedly backed by the education secretary.

Nick Robinson tackles anti-Corbyn bias at the BBC

During the summer over 50,000 people signed a petition accusing the BBC of showing bias against Jeremy Corbyn. One major grievance was that presenters regularly referred to the Labour leader as 'left wing'. While the corporation issued a statement at the time defending their coverage, it appears that even one of their own staff was left unhappy by their efforts. Step forward Nick Robinson. Over the weekend the BBC's former political editor confessed -- in an interview in the Sunday Times -- that he had written to several BBC colleagues over concerns that the corporation's political coverage is biased against Jeremy Corbyn. When asked by Lynn Barber whether he was 'shocked' by the way the BBC 'rubbish Jeremy Corbyn', Robinson replied 'yes': 'Yes.