Steerpike

Steerpike

Steerpike is The Spectator's gossip columnist, serving up the latest tittle tattle from Westminster and beyond. Email tips to steerpike@spectator.co.uk or message @MrSteerpike

Merry Christmas: a sponsored message from your MP

MPs have done their best this year to make their Christmas cards stand out. To do this, Nigel Evans opted to make himself the centre of attention, while Jeremy Corbyn managed to catch the Daily Mail's attention with a picture of some snow-covered bicycles. However, one such card has caught Mr S's attention for a rather different reason than any of the above. Suella Fernandes -- the MP for Fareham -- has sent out a card which contains an extra message. Only it's not from the Tory politician -- or her staff -- instead it's from the official sponsor of her 2015 Christmas cards!

Peace in our time? Jeremy Corbyn befriends hacks at Labour Christmas bash

It's safe to say that Jeremy Corbyn's relationship with the mainstream media (MSM) can hardly be described as a harmonious meeting of minds. In fact, ever since Corbyn was elected as Labour leader he has regularly hit out at the MSM, even finding time in his conference speech to name and shame certain publications for their coverage of his campaign. So hacks gathered at Labour's HQ for his Christmas press drinks with a degree of trepidation. While David Cameron's press drinks the day before had included a range of hot restaurant-style canapés for guests, Labour staffers took a more relaxed approach offering popcorn and clementines.

Jeremy Hunt makes peace with James Naughtie

Today marked James Naughtie's last day in the presenting chair on Today after 21 years. To honour his time as a presenter on the programme, John Humphrys played some of his highlights from over the years, before asking Naughtie to recall the parts of his job that he did not enjoy. The Scottish presenter responded by referring to his now infamous Jeremy Hunt gaffe in 2010, which saw Naughtie's introduction to an interview with the then Culture Secretary Jeremy Hunt go disastrously wrong when he mispronounced his name. Naughtie ended up saying 'c--t' instead of Hunt: 'Things I haven't enjoyed? Oh, getting things wrong. I can't remember who the Culture Secretary is at the moment but anyway.' https://www.youtube.com/watch?

Sarah Vine reveals her Christmas wish: separate bedrooms

Buying a present for a loved one at Christmas can be a difficult and time-consuming task, so luckily Sarah Vine has made her husband Michael Gove's job easy thanks to her column in today's Daily Mail. In a piece entitled 'Sorry chaps but women love sleep FAR more than sex!', Vine -- who says that there are 'vast chunks of a woman’s life when surrendering to the pillow and duvet is infinitely more enticing a prospect' than sex -- argues that men should refrain from purchasing sexy lingerie for their partners in favour of comfortable pyjamas: 'She’ll get a good night’s sleep in their cocooning embrace (especially if you disappear to the spare room) and then . . . well, who knows?

Watch: Tory MP’s ‘deleted’ video outburst over fake death threat

Since Lucy Allan was accused of faking her own death threat online, the Tory MP has gone underground -- deleting her Twitter and changing her privacy settings on Facebook. Last night she made a brief return to social media in order to release a statement with an accompanying video. In this, she opted not to apologise for adding the words 'unless you die' to a constituent's letter. Instead she chose to blame the whole fiasco on activists who were unhappy she was elected. 'Last week was without doubt the weirdest of my political life so far. It was never about my use of social media.

Coffee Shots: Merry Christmas from Jeremy Corbyn

It's happened. Jeremy Corbyn has released his annual Christmas card. The Labour leader has refrained from following the traditional MP format by including a photo of himself on the card -- and has instead opted for a picture of some snow-covered bicycles: While Corbyn should be congratulated on managing to use the C-word this time around, it's fair to say that the photo isn't the most cheery effort around. Still, at least he has managed to push his green credentials.

Another day, another fake MP death threat

Although Owen Jones was once Jeremy Corbyn's main cheerleader, in recent months his relationship with the Labour leader has cooled as his former Guardian colleague Seumas Milne has usurped him in Corbyn's trusted circle. Still, Jones is now at least on good terms with other members of the party. Today the Guardian columnist has interviewed the outspoken Corbyn rebel Jess Phillips for his YouTube channel. During the friendly exchange, Phillips -- who previously told Diane Abbott to 'f--- off' after they clashed over Corbyn's shadow cabinet appointments -- discusses Corbyn's pros and cons. Phillips also promises to 'knife Jeremy Corbyn in the front' rather than the back, should it become clear to her that he is not up to being leader.

Evening Standard bring Richard Attenborough back from the dead

Earlier this year the Times were forced to issue an apology after they falsely claimed that Karol Wojtyla was the first non-Catholic Pope. While that entry is a clear contender for 'correction of the year', Mr S is interested to see if the Evening Standard enter the race after a mistake that ran in Thursday's edition. Yesterday's Evening Standard includes an article about Neil MacGregor's leaving do.

Meet Jeremy’s Stop the War comrades: anti-Zionism, abortion comedy and the Stalin Society

Although Jeremy Corbyn is facing growing criticism over his role as a speaker at Friday's Stop The War Christmas fundraiser, so far the Labour leader is showing no signs of backing down. Despite pleas from the likes of Michael Dugher, Tristram Hunt, Caroline Flint and Emma Reynolds for Corbyn to cancel, he looks set to attend, and will give the main speech. So, who will he be dining with as he feasts on Turkish food and rallies the troops? Mr S has compiled a list of some of the Stop the War comrades that may be in attendance tonight: Francesca Martinez: As well as Corbyn's speech, entertainment will be provided by the comedian Francesca Martinez. Those hoping for some light entertainment, however, may need to think again.

The Spectator Christmas Carol Service, in pictures

Last night guests gathered at St Bride's Church on Fleet Street for the Spectator's annual Christmas concert. The St Bride's Choir provided the carols in the church -- which is regarded by many as the official spiritual home for journalists -- as hacks including Andrew Neil, Fraser Nelson, Jeremy Clarke and Mary Wakefield gave readings. While attendees dug deep to raise funds for Macmillan Cancer Support, they were rewarded with mince pie and mulled wine in the foyer after the service.

Jeremy Corbyn’s speech falls flat at Labour’s Christmas party

Jeremy Corbyn is currently facing calls to cancel his attendance at Friday's Stop the War Christmas fundraiser dinner. However, should he stay on course and attend, the Labour leader can at least bank on getting a far friendlier reception from his comrades there than he did at his own party's Christmas bash. Labour staff gathered in the Conrad St James hotel on Tuesday night for their annual Christmas party. Faced with free drinks and free food, the event had the ingredients for a promising night. That was until Jeremy Corbyn stepped up to the mic to give a speech to his party.

Watch: Lucy Powell takes a swipe at Diane Abbott over Shadow Cabinet clash

Since Jeremy Corbyn was elected as leader of the Labour party, his main cheerleader Diane Abbott has never been far from his side. In fact, Abbott has even taken it upon herself to often fight Corbyn's corner. This has involved warning unruly MPs about the size of his mandate, as well as having a heated argument with Jess Phillips during a meeting of the PLP, after the newly-elected Labour MP hit out at the lack of women in Corbyn's Shadow Cabinet. Since then, it's been claimed that Abbott -- who has earned herself the nickname Madame Mao as a result of her behaviour -- has also played up during meetings of the Shadow Cabinet.

Coffee Shots: Merry Christmas from Nigel Evans, the deep-thinker

Although Diane Abbott's Christmas card efforts have been well-documented this year -- with the Labour MP even finding time to write them during hostile meetings of the PLP, Nigel Evans is surely a contender for the 'most striking Christmas card' award. Evans has today sent out his own batch of cards which feature the man himself looking pensively into the distance. Happily they also tick the festive-box thanks to a charming Christmas tree mug he clutches in the shot: Good to see he has so much time on his hands.

Jacob Rees-Mogg: ‘the SNP are now the real opposition’

While Mhairi Black has made no secret of her dislike for the Tories, she has at least found words of praise for one Conservative MP. Speaking earlier this year, the SNP MP spoke of her admiration for Jacob Rees-Mogg: 'I could sit and listen to him all day, I disagree with him 99.9 per cent of the time, and that wee percent is just because he’s got good manners. But I love listening to him, his knowledge is incredible, and he’s so polite.’ Now Rees-Mogg has returned the favour. At last night's annual Freedom Association's Christmas Quiz at the Barley Mow, Rees-Mogg took time out of his quizmaster duties to wax lyrical about the baby of the house: 'Mhairi Black is a really impressive SNP lady with very clear views.

Fake death threat Tory MP wipes herself from the web

Lucy Allan has come under fire this month after she was accused of faking a death threat from a constituent. The Conservative MP posted a message from a user by the name of Rusty on her Facebook which asked her to rethink her stance on Syria airstrikes. While the message was hardly polite, the worst part came at the end with a sign-off that read 'unless you die'. However, the email's author denied writing the final line and posted on her Facebook to confront her about the edit. Since the incident Allen has released a statement admitting that she did add the line 'unless you die'. However, she insists that this was a threat she had also received that day and she had simply merged the two: The apology failed to wash with many, including the author of the original email.

Revealed: why Gordon Brown wasn’t always such an asset to Pimco

After stepping down as an MP ahead of the general election, Gordon Brown has taken up a role on the advisory panel of Pimco, a global investment management firm. He joins a panel of 'world-renowned experts' who include Jean-Claude Trichet, the former president of the European Central Bank, and Ben Bernanke, the former US Federal Reserve chairman. Pimco have released a statement speaking of their delight at their global advisory board which they say boasts 'an unrivalled team of macroeconomic thinkers and former policymakers': 'The global advisory board is an unrivalled team of macroeconomic thinkers and former policymakers, whose insights into the intersection of policy and financial markets will be a valuable input to our investment process.

Iain Dale’s ‘explosive’ interview with his old pal Donal Blaney

Yesterday the Young Britons Foundation called off their annual Activist Training Conference -- following the suicide of Elliot Johnson in September, and the subsequent revelations of Tory activist bullying. Although six Cabinet ministers had cancelled their attendance at the event, and Elliot's father Ray had written to David Cameron calling the YBF 'a cult, indoctrinating young activists', the organisation's chief-executive Don Blaney appeared on LBC -- with Iain Dale -- to blame the cancellation on intrusive journalists. In the interview which LBC called 'explosive', Dale challenged Blaney on a number of points, though the exchange could hardly be called a grilling.

David Cameron: ‘you ain’t no Muslim, bruv’

Over the weekend a man attacked passengers at Leytonstone tube station, claiming he was acting in protest at the government's decision to carry out airstrikes on Syria. One small ray of light to emerge from the incident -- which left three injured -- was a video of the aftermath in which a man shouts at the offender: 'you ain't no Muslim, bruv'. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYjGaxYhDuQ Since then the phrase has gone viral, with many tweeting it online as an act of solidarity.

John McDonnell tweets abuse at himself

While the abuse Labour MPs -- including Stella Creasy and Ann Coffey -- have received since they voted for airstrikes has been much-reported, what about the Labour politicians who voted against airstrikes on Syria? According to John McDonnell, these MPs are subject to online abuse too. The Shadow Chancellor of the Exchequer appeared to try and prove this point over the weekend, by sharing a tweet directed at McDonnell which criticised him for showing 'sympathy towards the cause of terrorists'. Alas, the mentioned abuse came from his own account, so he was in fact just tweeting abuse at himself: As users began to question whether he had meant to tweet abuse at himself from a different account, McDonnell hastily deleted the tweet.

Arise Sir Ainsley Harriott: ITV apologise over Lenny Henry video gaffe

Oh dear. Someone at ITV is having a very bad day indeed. The broadcaster has come under fire over a video package they aired as part of a segment celebrating Lenny Henry's knighthood. One of the clips in the video montage did not actually feature Henry. Instead the clip showed Ainsley Harriott, the celebrity chef, performing on stage: https://twitter.com/dean6345/status/672778143795691520 After ITV received complaints from viewers over the mix-up, a spokesman issued a hasty apology to both Henry and Harriott. Given that Henry is a vocal campaigner when it comes to racial discrimination -- having repeatedly called for better representation of ethnic minorities on television, Mr S suspects that it's unlikely a simple 'sorry' will suffice.