Steerpike

Steerpike

Steerpike is The Spectator's gossip columnist, serving up the latest tittle tattle from Westminster and beyond. Email tips to steerpike@spectator.co.uk or message @MrSteerpike

Knives out for Seumas Milne over reshuffle shambles

Labour has found itself on the verge of a civil war today as a number of MPs have turned on their dear leader over his Shadow Cabinet reshuffle. After weeks of conflicting briefings in the media, it was Corbyn's decision to axe Pat McFadden which proved to be a particular sore point amongst Labour MPs as two shadow ministers resigned in protest. This was in large because McFadden claims he was sacked over his comments after the Paris terrorist attacks when he asked David Cameron to confirm that the actions of terrorists could not be dismissed as a reaction to the actions of those in the West. At the time, it was clear McFadden was referring to controversial comments from Stop the War which were later deleted.

Have relations between Emily Thornberry and the armed forces already soured?

Jeremy Corbyn made his views on changing the Labour party's Trident policy pretty clear last night when he moved pro-Trident Maria Eagle out of the role of shadow defence secretary in favour of Emily Thornberry. Thornberry - who is anti-Trident - has been labelled as a controversial appointment by some given that – as well as having a penchant for white vans – she is in favour of nuclear disarmament. While this may make her job difficult when it comes to getting the armed forces on side, it won't be the only obstacle she will have to overcome. Back in December 2014, Thornberry declared in her register of interests a donation of £14,500 from Leigh Day & Co.

Jeremy Corbyn no longer ‘living with the enemy’

This week Jeremy Corbyn has found himself battling with the media once again as he had to reprimand lobby journalists for loitering too close to his office during his Shadow Cabinet reshuffle deliberations. Happily he no longer has to deal with such proximity issues when he returns home this evening. Mr S revealed back in December that the Labour leader was officially 'living with the enemy' after his lodger Gian Volpicelli started doing shifts for Mail Online.

Jess Phillips: I am interested in being Labour leader

In December, Julie Burchill had lunch with Jess Phillips MP, and decided in an article for Spectator Life that the gobby Brummie had the balls to drag the Labour party back from Korbyn’s Keystone Kommunism. It now seems that Phillips agrees. Speaking on Newsnight last night, she admitted - over a pint - that she was indeed interested in the role: 'Yes, absolutely I would consider doing it, a long time in the future. It’s not something I’m planning on doing any time soon but it’s absolutely something I would do in the future, yes.' https://www.youtube.com/watch?

Revealed: David Cameron’s ‘well watered’ election bouquet

No doubt David Cameron looks back on his 2010 election victory with fond memories -- the excitement on the night, the subsequent celebrations and of course the gifts that followed. So Mr S is sorry to report that one election present may not have been quite what it seemed. Julian Sayarer's forthcoming book Messengers details his time as a delivery courier in London. In this, there is one intriguing entry regarding a delivery he undertook in May 2010 to Downing Street.

Labour MPs rally around their fallen attack dog

Michael Dugher has today been fired by Jeremy Corbyn from his role as Shadow Culture Secretary after serving less than five months on Corbyn's frontline. https://twitter.com/MichaelDugher/status/684314268024573952 While the move will no doubt come as a blow to Dugher, the responses from his fellow MPs on Twitter suggest that his demotion could actually be the biggest loss to politics in recent history. Dugher's comrades have been releasing carefully worded tributes in honour of their fallen soldier: https://twitter.com/ChukaUmunna/status/684346831879434240 https://twitter.com/andyburnhammp/status/684331143907393536 https://twitter.com/lucianaberger/status/684324637157769216 https://twitter.com/JonAshworth/status/684321006295642112 https://twitter.

BBC execs fail to see the funny side of Dame Edna’s Jeremy Corbyn joke

Oh dear. After Nick Robinson declared that he was on a mission to tackle anti-Corbyn bias in the BBC's political coverage, it appears some brains at Broadcasting House may be taking his sentiment a little too far. It now seems that there is also an anti-Corbyn bashing rule when it comes to satire. Barry Humphries -- who is well-known for playing his comic creation Dame Edna Everage -- has revealed in an interview with the Radio Times the difficulties he encountered when in discussions with the Beeb about appearing on Michael McIntyre’s Christmas show as Dame Edna. Humphries suggested he could do a joke about the man of the moment: Jeremy Corbyn.

Jeremy Corbyn puts hacks on the naughty step

When Jeremy Corbyn formed his Shadow Cabinet after he was voted in as Labour leader, he soon became the subject of much mockery in the media. This wasn't so much because of his appointments, but because his late night discussions about who to appoint were overheard by loitering hacks who then published the private discussions. This even included the conclusion from Team Corbyn that they were 'taking a fair amount of s--- out there' regarding the lack of women in senior positions. With Corbyn's much-hyped -- and much-briefed -- 'revenge reshuffle' seemingly now on, Mr S is pleased to hear that he has learnt from his past mistakes. The Labour leader has just ushered a number of loitering lobby hacks from outside of his office, politely asking them to move somewhere else.

Leave.EU camp stir tensions with Douglas Carswell assassination jibe

Although the first rule of spin doctoring is to never become the story, Leave.EU's Andy Wigmore appears to be taking the Alastair Campbell approach when it comes to managing the campaign's comms. After the Mail on Sunday revealed that Nigel Farage may have been the victim of an assassination attempt -- after a wheel on his Volvo fell off his car in suspicious circumstances while he was driving on a motorway -- Wigmore took to Twitter to mischievously suggest the culprit could be Douglas Carswell given his strained relationship with the Ukip leader: https://twitter.com/andywigmore/status/683656614537203712 Alas given the strained relationship that exists between the Leave.

Is the dream over? Team Corbyn gives Jeremy’s economic guru the ‘cold shoulder’

Back in August -- after much anticipation -- Jeremy Corbyn finally revealed some of his economic policies to the world. His policies -- also known as 'Corbynomics' -- took inspiration from the tax expert Richard Murphy's blog. While several of the ideas -- which included reclaiming the £120bn 'tax gap' and quantitative easing -- were described as 'starry-eyed, hard left' policies by Labour's Chris Leslie, Corbyn was not put off. The Labour leader invited Murphy -- who is not a party member -- to Labour conference. In fact, Murphy even thought at one point that he was in line for a role in the Labour Treasury team. Alas the dream appears to have come to an abrupt end.

The ten worst UN moments of 2015

While a new year can mean new beginnings, Steerpike would hate for anyone to forget some of 2015's more 'interesting' incidents. So Mr S thanks the Geneva-based UN Watch for the following list which highlights the ten worst moments of 2015 when it comes to the United Nations: 10. Iran elected to UN Women Executive Board 'Electing the Iranian regime to the UN women’s rights board is like making a pyromaniac into the town fire chief,' said UN Watch executive director Hillel Neuer. 9. Genocide warnings aside, Burundi wins seat on UN Human Rights Council Although a 2010 Transparency International report named Burundi as East Africa's most corrupt country, the country won a seat on the UN Human Rights Council. 8.

Miriam González Durántez’s Theresa May interview misses the mark on Today

This week the Today show is being edited by a selection of guests including Sir Bradley Wiggins, Lord Browne and the architect David Adjaye. The Welsh actor Michael Sheen kicked proceedings off on Monday when he managed to upset a number of flood victims as he dismissed calls to cut foreign aid in order to spend more on flood defences at home as a'false dichotomy'. Today it was the turn of Miriam González Durántez -- the high-flying lawyer who is married to Nick Clegg -- to take the helm. Durántez -- who had presenters in a spin last week over whether it was okay to refer to her as Nick Clegg's wife -- gave her edit a distinctly feminist focus as she looked at topics that touch on the Inspiring Women campaign she runs.

Momentum in a pickle over its ‘Huddersfield branch’

In recent months both Jeremy Corbyn and John McDonnell have defended the Momentum group from criticism. Created as a result of Corbyn's leadership campaign, the grassroots movement aims to organise activists in towns and cities in order to create a mass movement for the Labour leader. Despite this, the far-left group has repeatedly been accused of being linked to deselection threats against centre-left Labour MPs. However, it seems that Momentum's biggest problem may actually be learning to control its supporters.

The Queen crops Charles out of her Christmas message

The Queen always judges her Christmas message perfectly – and today was no exception. As she knows, her subjects are mad keen on Kate & Wills. So she spent the longest chunk of her piece-to-camera with a picture of them, plus kids, facing the camera. To justify that, she flashed a small shot of Charles & Camilla beforehand – it didn’t last more than a few seconds. After that box was ticked, the camera zoomed in so the two of them slipped out of shot and we were just left with the five most popular royal figures in full view. Deftly done, your majesty.

Watch: John Redwood’s Brexit-themed Christmas fairytale

It's nearly Christmas. That means it's the time for carols, goodwill to all men and... leaving the EU -- that's according to the Bow Group anyway. The conservative think tank have released their traditional 'Bow Group Christmas Fairytale' read by John Redwood, the MP for Wokingham. This year it has a Brexit theme: 'Red Riding Hood -- a very modern fairytale of life in the European woods.' And who takes on the role of the big bad wolf? Well, Mr EU of course.

Friends reunited: David Cameron makes a return to the Murdoch party scene

During the general election campaign, David Cameron's close relationship with Rupert Murdoch and Rebekah Brooks was regularly used as a whacking stick against him by his opponents. However, with a Tory majority now won, the Prime Minister appears to have few qualms about socialising with the media mogul once again. On Monday night the Prime Minister attended an intimate Christmas drinks bash at his old pal Murdoch's St James's flat. With the phone hacking scandal -- and consequent Leveson inquiry -- now far behind Murdoch, Cameron joined other Cabinet Ministers including John Whittingdale and George Osborne to raise a toast. At the event, the Guardian reports that Cameron was also joined by his old friend Rebekah Brooks.

Is John Humphrys turning into a ‘patronising old duffer’?

This morning Today show presenters Justin Webb and John Humphrys found themselves under fire after they listed the guest editors that will be taking control of the show as of next week. When it came to name Miriam González Durántez's upcoming slot, Webb said: 'you'll hear from the lawyer Miriam González, also of course Nick Clegg's wife'. A number of bothered listeners were quick to complain online that she was the only guest editor to be described in relation to her partner. While one could argue that González first came to the media's attention through her politician husband, this is not the first time the Today presenters have been criticised over their attitude to women.

Jeremy Corbyn flirts with a return to Labour for George Galloway

The loudest cheers to emerge from a PLP meeting since Jeremy Corbyn rose to power came after the Labour MP Jess Phillips called for George Galloway to never be allowed to re-join Labour. The sentiment was later reinforced in an editorial by Dawn Butler -- who helped Corbyn get on the ballot slip -- where she wrote that Corbyn had told her he was not in favour of letting his old comrade Galloway back in. So Mr S can't help but wonder whether both Butler and Phillips will be disappointed to read comments made by Corbyn in an interview with the Huffington Post. When asked whether he would like to have Galloway -- who was expelled in 2003 following his outspoken comments on the Iraq war -- back in the Labour party, Corbyn refrains from siding with his female colleagues.

Christmas cheer in short supply at Ukip HQ

As MPs and staff depart Westminster to begin their Christmas break, spare a thought for those at Ukip HQ who have found their party on the brink of civil war today after Douglas Carswell called for Nigel Farage to be replaced with a new leader. What's more, if that wasn't enough to dampen the festive spirit for Kippers, Steerpike understands that they have further reason for woe. After a testing year for the party which saw disappointing election results and financial difficulties, they have been dealt the ultimate blow: no Christmas staff party.

Watch: Jacob Rees-Mogg teaches David Dimbleby a lesson over Eton jibe

Last night David Dimbleby was joined on Question Time by a panel comprised of Jacob Rees-Mogg, Piers Morgan, Emily Thornberry, Mark Reckless and Hannah Bardell. As talk turned to the prospect of Heathrow expansion, Rees-Mogg -- who supports the plans -- said that for all the fuss about noise caused by planes, he had suffered few problems with this when he lived near Slough. At which point Dimbleby couldn't help but interrupt and change the topic -- asking if this had been when the Tory MP attended Eton. Alas for all of Dimbleby's wit, the BBC presenter -- who attended Charterhouse -- received a reply that he had not been expecting.