Steerpike

Steerpike

Steerpike is The Spectator's gossip columnist, serving up the latest tittle tattle from Westminster and beyond. Email tips to steerpike@spectator.co.uk or message @MrSteerpike

Damian McBride dobs in ‘two-faced’ Cameron over GMTV slip up

When David Cameron was photographed scoffing Pringles on an Easy Jet flight over the summer, he became the subject of much mockery online. However, there was one woman who fiercely leapt to his defence, arguing that he deserved better than a budget snack on a budget airline. 'David Cameron deserves official jet,' Fiona Phillips declared in the Mirror. 'He's our Prime Minister for goodness sake.' Alas, Phillips may soon be rethinking her approach when it comes to the Prime Minister. It appears that any fondness the former GMTV presenter holds towards Cameron -- who she has met a number of times -- is not reciprocated.

John Mann goes to war with the Islington Corbynistas

It's not been a good week for the Corbynistas of North London. First Lord Watts took aim at them for their taste in pastries during his maiden speech in the upper house. The Labour peer said that the party leadership should take less notice of 'the London-centric hard left political class who sit around in their £1 million mansions eating their croissants at breakfast and seeking to lay the foundations for a socialist revolution'. Now John Mann wants them to put their money where their mouth is. The Labour MP has written a blog post on his website today calling for Labour to charge party members with properties worth over £1m a 'Labour wealth tax of £1,000 a year'.

Coming soon: Red Ken’s guide on the future of the Labour party

A number of Labour MPs have become increasingly riled with Jeremy Corbyn this week over the much-delayed Beckett report on Labour's General Election loss. Despite calls from Dan Jarvis and Caroline Flint for Margaret Beckett's investigation into the reasons Labour lost the election to be published, Corbyn has so far refused even though he has been sitting on the report since November. While many Labour brains have put this down to Corbyn not wanting to face some of the reasons Labour lost the election, there may soon be a more Corbyn-friendly analysis on offer. Step forward Ken Livingstone. Red Ken is to publish a handy new book which will lay out his advice for the party.

Dawn Butler struggles with the new kinder politics

Dawn Butler was one of the Labour MPs who helped to get Jeremy Corbyn onto the ballot paper in the Labour leadership race. While Butler ultimately wanted Andy Burnham to be leader, she has been supportive of Corbyn since his election. Alas Butler now appears to be struggling when it comes to getting to grips with the new kinder, gentler politics. Today the Labour MP tweeted that a friend of hers had compared Cameron's appearance to 'a kid whose just done a poo'. To which Butler replied: 'yes it does feel like he's sh--ting all over the working class doesn't it.' Of course this is the same Butler who lost her seat in the 2010 election following allegations over her expenses.

Sally Bercow gives ‘The Speaker’s Wife’ a miss

Although Quentin Letts has made it clear that his new novel The Speaker's Wife is fictional, the satirical tome has set tongues-wagging in Westminster. Chris Bryant wrote in his Guardian review that 'the person who is most recognisable from today’s Westminster' is the novel’s clerk of the house -- Sir Roger Richards --  'whose real-life counterpart Sir Robert Rogers resigned last year'. So what do other Westminster residents make of the book? Mr S couldn't help but raise the topic when he bumped into the current Speaker's Wife Sally Bercow at last night's night's Champagne Life private view at the Saatchi Gallery.

Revealed: why Diane Abbott’s ‘thrilling’ and ‘insightful’ comments go unnoticed

Although it may have seemed as though the majority of MPs had enough on their plates over Christmas with floods, revenge reshuffles and the war on terror, it turns out that they also had time to edit a magazine. This week's edition of the women's weekly Stylist is 'made by politicians'. The issue includes a recipe for cinnamon buns from environment secretary Liz Truss, as well as David Cameron giving a rundown of his 'work life'. As for Labour, there is Jeremy Corbyn on his ideal bicycle -- the £475 Raleigh Criterium, no less -- and Gloria De Piero on the pros of buying Chardonnay from Aldi. Perhaps Mr S's favourite section, however, is the 'beauty section' which is edited by none other than Diane Abbott.

Team Corbyn left red-faced over Berlin hostel Twitter ‘hack’

Over the weekend a number of strange tweets were emitted from Jeremy Corbyn's Twitter account. The Labour leader appeared to be taking his call to attack the Tories -- and not other members of Labour -- to new heights when he tweeted 'Davey Cameron is a pie' along with 'Here we... here we... here we f---ing go!!!'. While the tweets were swiftly deleted and put down to the account being hacked, new information has now come to light surrounding the incident. The Times Red Box reports that the 'hack' occurred in a hostel in Germany. One of Corbyn's staff was enjoying a break in Berlin when the orders came to tweet from Jeremy Corbyn's account. To do this, they logged onto a hostel computer.

Government aide halts junior doctors interview: ‘where is Jeremy Hunt?’

As junior doctors exercise their right to strike today over government plans to change their contracts, Jeremy Hunt has been keeping a surprisingly low profile. In fact the Health Secretary has declined interview requests, instead sending his senior clinical advisor Norman Williams to field questions from the media. Alas, there are some questions that are not appropriate to ask Williams. One such question is 'where is Jeremy Hunt?'. Sky's Darren McCaffrey found this out the hard way after he asked Williams why Hunt was refusing to take media requests. At which point an aide dived in to stop the interview: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWcSEw7LHrU 'Hang on a minute, we're not doing any of this nonsense.' Alas for Hunt and his team, the camera was already on record.

The Guardian puts ‘shed’ project on ice

When Alan Rusbridger stepped down as Guardian editor-in-chief last year, he boasted of the 'good shape' he was leaving the paper in. Alas, for all his efforts it appears that some of Rusbridger's pet projects are now falling by the wayside. Back in 2014, the paper announced to much fanfare that they were taking the paper in a new direction. Forget multi-platform digital journalism, they were going boldly where no paper had gone before -- live: 'This is our vision: around the world, the Guardian will host and create the forums and opportunities that bring people together; to explore, debate and shape the vital intimate and global issues of our age.

Derren Brown tells Daily Mail hacks to commit suicide

Last year Benedict Cumberbatch came under fire for giving an impromptu expletive-filled rant on the government's handling of the refugee crisis following a performance of Hamlet at the Barbican. While critics suggested that the theatre was not the right venue for the rant, at least Cumberbatch's airing happened after the show had finished. Alas the same cannot be said for Derren Brown. Steerpike understands that the illusionist has a regular slot in his Miracle show where he shares his views on journalists who work for the Daily Mail. Disgruntled audience members -- who have attended on different nights -- were surprised to hear Brown say that Daily Mail hacks should commit suicide.

Listen: newsreader announces death of Cameron instead of Bowie

As the nation goes into mourning over the death of David Bowie today, one radio presenter appeared to be having trouble even taking the news in this morning. In fact when the newsreader Fiona Winchester's read the news for Heart FM in Scotland during a morning bulletin, she seemed to have a world exclusive on her hands. https://soundcloud.com/spectator1828/newsreader-accidentally-announces-death-of-david-cameron-instead-of-david-bowie 'David Cameron has died,' the Scottish presenter declared. However, the penny soon began to drop that she had not actually meant to say the Prime Minister's name.

Finally, some good news for the Miliband household

Last year proved to be a testing year for the Miliband clan as Ed Miliband fought to be the next Prime Minister. While his wife Justine Thornton -- an environmental barrister -- found out firsthand how vicious the campaign can get when Sarah Vine compared her to 'Mr Spock' in a column for the Daily Mail, her husband went on to suffer the ultimate blow with a catastrophic defeat at the polls. Now there is happy news for the family: Justine has been appointed Queen's Counsel. She is one of three barristers at 39 Essex Chambers to be awarded the honour: https://twitter.com/JustineT/status/686523551176851457 With Ed now a contented backbencher, Mr S has no doubts that the former Labour leader will do his best to support his high-flying wife in her new appointment.

Jan Moir predicts a ch-ch-change to David Bowie’s peace of mind

This morning the nation has gone into Twitter mourning after news broke that David Bowie had passed away following a battle with cancer. As hacks and fans rush out messages of sincere condolences, Jan Moir may well be regretting the timing of a feature she has had published in today's Mail. In the article -- entitled 'the bitterness of Mrs Bowie' -- Moir speaks to Bowie's first wife Angie. In the piece, Angie hits back at Bowie in 'viciously indiscreet style' -- leaving the ever-insightful Jan Moir to note: 'Dear old Angie has been quiet for years, but her painfully discreet ex-husband can expect some big ch-ch-changes to his peace of mind henceforth.' Well, at least Moir was right about something.

Jeremy Corbyn has his Twitter hacked: ‘Davey Cameron is a pie’

Oh dear. It's safe to say that last week was not a great week for Jeremy Corbyn after the Labour leader found members of his party on the verge of revolt following his so-called 'revenge reshuffle'. His decision to sack members of his Shadow Cabinet led to resignations from Shadow Ministers as party members criticised his decision to move Emily Thornberry -- who is anti-Trident -- into the role of Shadow Defence Secretary. However despite this the Labour leader appears to be on fighting form.

The party’s not over yet for the BNP

The British National Party found itself back in the news today after years in the wilderness. However, it was bad news once again for the beleaguered party -- the Electoral Commission had removed them from the register of political parties. While the decision was met with cheers by many, it hardly came as a surprise given the party's difficulties in recent months. In the general election, they fielded only eight candidates as their vote share dived by 99.7 per cent. Despite this, the celebrations may have been somewhat pre-emptive as the party have now hit back. They says that they are definitely not over. Instead, they simply encountered a 'small clerical error' which led to the party being knocked off the electoral register list.

Tory MP: ‘everyone should enjoy the benefits of a chauffeur’

In the past the Conservative party has been accused of not being in tune with the British public. Matters have not been helped by a number of 'out of touch' gaffes including David Cameron's confession that he does not know the price of a loaf of bread because he prefers to use his £100 bread-maker. However, at least one Tory MP's heart is in the right place. Adam Afriyie, the MP for Windsor, has today shared his views on why it's time for driverless cars to come to Britain. Rather than the eco-benefits of the car-sharing options it could bring, Afriyie says Britain needs 'driverless cars' on the roads so everyone can 'enjoy the benefits of a chauffeur'.

Laura Kuenssberg gets Corbynistas in a spin over reshuffle scoop

In recent months brains at the BBC have undertaken a number of steps to tackle 'anti-Corbyn bias' head on at the corporation. After the Beeb's former political editor Nick Robinson wrote to colleagues warning them against anti-Corbyn bias in the political coverage, the message was then picked up by the comedy department. Barry Humphries revealed this week that he was told he could not do a planned Corbyn joke on a BBC comedy show -- unless he also did one about David Cameron. Alas for all their efforts, it just isn't enough to keep the angry Corbynistas at bay.

News from Labour: Labour says Labour is pro-women

It's safe to say this week hasn't been the best for Labour. As well as a never-ending reshuffle saga, Corbyn was accused of 'low-level non-violent misogyny' over the lack of women in the top roles in his Shadow Cabinet by Labour MP Jess Phillips. So with the cabinet officially reshuffled, brains at Labour HQ decided it was time for a very special announcement: they had increased the number of women in their Shadow Cabinet by one! A press release entitled 'NEWS FROM LABOUR: Following the reshuffle women now occupy 17 out of the 31 shadow cabinet positions' was sent around which included the number of women in both the shadow cabinet and the ministerial teams.

Watch: Ken Livingstone on Labour’s ‘disaffected uber-Blairites’

After Diane Abbott falsely claimed that Labour MP Jonathan Reynolds was a former special adviser on last night's Newsnight, Reynolds hit back by describing her as a 'sell-out'. Now -- just when it seemed Labour's in-fighting couldn't get much worse -- Ken Livingstone has appeared on the Daily Politics to offer his take on the incident. Asked if Abbott was wrong to falsely claim that Reynolds used to be a spad, Livingstone wasn't so sure. It turns out that the former Mayor of London doesn't always think it is a bad thing to insult someone live on television with false information. Instead, the real problem here is of course Blairism: 'Diane is responding to this wave of backstabbing by this disaffected little group of old uber-Blairites.' https://twitter.

Jonathan Reynolds takes on Diane Abbott: ‘you’re a total sell-out’

After a tough day yesterday for Corbyn's team following his chaotic reshuffle, there was only one thing left to do to save the day: send Diane Abbott onto the airwaves. The gaffe-prone shadow international development secretary appeared on Newsnight to wax lyrical about the state of Corbyn's slightly reshuffled Shadow Cabinet. When put to her that things might not be quite so rosy given that three shadow ministers had resigned in protest of Corbyn's reshuffle, she said it wasn't really a great loss given that they all use to be special advisers who lacked real life experience: https://twitter.com/BBCNewsnight/status/685011525803851776 Alas the MPs she was referring too were not going to take the comments lying down.