Steerpike

Steerpike

Steerpike is The Spectator's gossip columnist, serving up the latest tittle tattle from Westminster and beyond. Email tips to steerpike@spectator.co.uk or message @MrSteerpike

Watch out Laura! Corbynistas strengthen ties with Robert Peston

Even though Robert Peston has only been in his new job as ITV's political editor for little more than a week, he has already managed to slip-up. On top of experiencing difficulties getting into the ITV building, the former BBC economics editor -- who Marr once described as a man ‘crippled by a sense of his own lack of self-worth’ -- managed to refer to Liz Kendall as 'Liz Corbyn' during one of his first broadcast interviews. However, should any of his former BBC colleagues struggle to take him seriously, they may now need to reconsider. With relations between Labour and the BBC at an all-time low over accusations of anti-Corbyn bias, ITV look set to cash in on their rival's ongoing feud.

Watch: David Lammy says a million Indians died in WWII fighting for the ‘European project’

Oh dear. It appears that it is time for David Lammy to brush up on his history knowledge. The pro-EU Labour MP appeared on the Daily Politics today to discuss the EU referendum with Ukip MEP Steven Woolfe. During the debate the pair discussed immigration, during which Lammy made the claim that one million Indians had died in the Second World War fighting for the 'European Project'. Happily, Woolfe was on hand to query the claim -- and mention Hitler. DL: One million Indians died fighting for us. They fought for the European project and they're not now going to vote on the basis of whether Granny can come over for a wedding SW: Did you just say they fought for the European project?

Simon Amstell roasts the Evening Standard (ahead of hosting their awards)

Next week the Evening Standard will hold their British Film Awards after a three year hiatus. The exclusive do will be take place at the BBC's old television building in White City where actors including Charlotte Rampling, Michael Fassbender and Dame Maggie Smith will compete for gongs. Happily for those whose invites have been lost in the post, the host of the awards Simon Amstell offered attendees at a comedy gig in Hammersmith a sneak preview of his set last night: 'I don't have any jokes but I am hosting the Evening Standard British film awards next week so I thought that I'd see if some of those jokes are funny.' Amstell then went on to give a run through of his planned awards speech.

Vote Leave reveal their secret weapon: FUD

It's not turning out to be a great week for the In campaign. Yesterday Britain Stronger in Europe's chairman Stuart Rose failed to remember the name of his own campaign group during a Sky News interview. Now they have been given an unfortunate new nickname by their opponents. Speaking on Today, Vote Leave's Jon Moynihan put forward the argument for leaving the EU. To make his point, he claimed that the In campaign tactics show that the group are clutching at straws. Instead of making a positive case for remaining in the EU, he says they are 'trying to create FUD -- fear, uncertainty and doubt'. Alas, for many north of the border 'fud' has another meaning altogether. The term is Scottish slang for a lady's genitals. https://twitter.

Sam Cam’s advice on how to deal with #piggate: ‘you might get a few oink oink noises at school’

Last year Lord Ashcroft appeared to exact revenge on his old foe David Cameron, with a section in his unauthorised biography of the Prime Minister which suggested that Cameron had once enjoyed intimate relations with a dead pig. While Cameron soon became the subject of much ridicule, No.10 refused to comment on the claims. However, it appears that Cameron's wife Samantha felt more comfortable discussing the claims. The comedian Jason Manford claims that he discussed piggate with SamCam on the set of The Great Sport Relief Bake-Off. Filming began a week after the Daily Mail published the claims as part of their serialisation of Call Me Dave: 'It was the week after - what shall we call it? #PigGate. It was after that had happened.

Stuart Rose forgets the name of his own campaign

Although a number of rival groups are currently vying to be the official Out campaign, it seems that some members of the In campaign's Britain Stronger in Europe group appear to be having a harder time remembering what to call themselves. Britain Stronger In Europe's chairman Stuart Rose was unable to name the campaign he fronts, during an interview with Sky News. Instead, Rose listed a number of alternative campaign names in the hope that he would get it right: 'I'm chairman of Stay in Britain.. Better in Britain campaign.. right start again. I'm Stuart Rose and I'm the chairman of the Better in Britain campaign... the Better stay in Britain campaign.

Seumas Milne breaks the first rule of spin: never become the story

Given that the first rule of spin doctoring is to never become the story, Seumas Milne hasn't had a great few months. First Corbyn's director of comms became the story after several Labour MPs blamed him for this month's reshuffle shambles. Now, Milne is in the firing line over his links with Vladimir Putin. After an inquiry found that Putin 'probably' approved the murder of ex-Russian spy Alexander Litvinenko in 2006 in the UK, a photo of Milne and Putin shaking hands began to do the rounds. Now Labour grandee Lord Soley has hit out at Milne, claiming the former Guardian columnist is a 'friend of tyrants'. The pair met when Milne chaired the Hammersmith Labour party when Soley was the constituency MP.

Home Office staff fail their own ‘langauge’ test

This week the Prime Minister warned that migrant spouses who fail language tests could be made to leave the UK. Alas David Cameron distracted from his message with two language gaffes this week which led Mr S to ask whether he should be deported. Now it appears the problem has spread, with members of the Home Office also struggling with basic English. A Home Office press release has been sent round offering details on the language test migrant spouses will be asked to complete. However, the brain behind the email has managed to misspell 'language': https://twitter.com/SophyRidgeSky/status/690483177517912064 Mr S hopes that the author of the email is not a migrant spouse, otherwise they could soon find themselves on a plane out of Britain.

Are Blairites being purged from the Guardian?

During the Labour leadership election, Guardian readers complained that the paper's Jeremy Corbyn coverage was worse than its coverage of the Vietnam war. The paper then launched an in-house investigation into the claims, concluding that while they could have taken Corbyn more seriously in the beginning, this had since been remedied. Now word reaches Steerpike that the Grauniad is set to go one step further. Mr S hears that the paper's editor Katharine Viner is on a mission to make the paper even more Corbynista-friendly. Alas this appears to mean that some members of staff who are not fully at ease with the Corbynista movement are stepping away or at least moving to the sidelines.

RIP ‘EdStone’: the fate of Labour’s 8ft policy cenotaph is finally revealed

There was one infamous invoice missing from the Electoral Commission's campaign spending data yesterday -- that of the EdStone. Labour claimed that the missing invoice was simply down to an 'administrative error' rather than a reluctance for the public to know how much money was spent on the disastrous election gaffe. Happily Bloomberg News have been on the case. They report that recently unearthed invoices show that the 8ft stone with Labour’s election promises inscribed cost just under £8,000. While that is significantly less than the £30,000 reported by newspapers at the time, it can hardly be called a bargain.

Should David Cameron be deported for crimes against the Queen’s English?

This week David Cameron has warned that migrant spouses who fail language tests could be made to leave the UK. While many have since accused the Prime Minister of stigmatising Muslim women over his call for immigrants to take language lessons, Mr S is more concerned that he is not au fait with the age-old adage that 'people who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones'. Speaking on Today on Monday to announce his plans, Cameron's Eton education appeared to escape him entirely as he used a double negative to describe the problem: 'There are 38,000 Muslim women who don’t speak hardly any English at all' While he could perhaps be forgiven for a one-off error, Cameron struggled once again with the Queen's English during PMQs.

Solidarity with Crispin: Quentin Letts reveals his own history with poppers

Yesterday Crispin Blunt outed himself as a popper user as he voiced opposition to the government’s proposals to ban the legal drug as part of the psychoactive substances bill. While the ban went ahead regardless, Blunt did at least appear to inspire Michael Fabricant to give an equally candid confession, as well as leading Keith Vaz to concede that poppers are ‘beneficial in enabling anal sex’. Now even members of the Mainstream Media are speaking out in solidarity with Crispin. The Daily Mail's Quentin Letts has taken to Twitter to reveal his own experience with poppers. Letts says that he inhaled a 'popper' at a summer party many years ago. Alas the substance took him by surprise and he fell -- fully clothed -- into a swimming pool: https://twitter.

Keith Vaz and Crispin Blunt discuss the perks of poppers

'I use poppers,' Crispin Blunt declared this afternoon in the Commons as MPs gathered to voice opposition to the government's proposals to ban the legal drug as part of the psychoactive substances bill: 'I out myself as a popper user, and would be directly affected by this legislation and I'm astonished to find that it's proposing to be banned and, frankly, so were many other gay men.' The Conservative MP appeared to inspire Michael Fabricant to offer up an equally candid confession: https://twitter.com/Mike_Fabricant/status/689823366929371139 While Fabricant opposed the government's plan, he says he is not a regular user of poppers as they can make him feel dizzy. https://twitter.

Donald Trump on Parliament ban debate: ‘I hear I had a very big success’

On Monday MPs gathered in Westminster Hall to debate whether or not Donald Trump should be allowed to visit Britain, after over 500,000 Brits signed a petition calling for Trump to be banned from the UK. Ahead of the debate, the SNP's Tasmina Ahmed-Sheikh argued that Trump ought to be banned as otherwise 'what we’re saying is, if you’re a prospective presidential candidate, it’s alright to say what you want'. So what did the man of the moment make of the debate which saw MPs call him a, others took the opportunity to call the Presidential hopeful a 'fool' and 'buffoon'? It turns out that despite being insulted by several politicians, Trump hears it was a 'very big success'.

Revealed: Labour spent £184,000 on Miliband’s debate coach

Today the Electoral Commission have released the campaign expenditure returns of the six political parties that spent £250,000 or more on campaigning in the General Election. While the Conservative's £15,587,956 campaign bill could be argued to be money well spent given their majority win, Labour have a bit more explaining to do it when it comes to £12,087,340 they splashed on their failed campaign. So, where exactly did the money go? Almost £600 went on chicken suits, while a grand total of £223,573 went to Miliband's hot shot US Advisor David Axelrod's company AKP&D Message and Media. However, the bill that is of most interest to Mr S relates to Michael Sheehan.

Peter Mandelson’s bad day at the football

With Jeremy Corbyn's approval rating currently at minus 39 according to yesterday's YouGov poll, one could argue that there is little reason for cheer within Team Corbyn. However, the Labour leader can at least take heart that he has managed to prove more popular than one Labour heavyweight when it comes to football. While Corbyn is a regular at Arsenal games -- often attending with his sons -- other Labour politicians have experienced difficulties fitting in at matches. Writing about New Labour's toxic legacy and the 'unelectable' Corbyn in today's Guardian, Alastair Campbell recalls a trip to the football he took with Tony Blair and Peter Mandelson: 'During the Blair years, football and politics became increasingly aligned.

In-campaign reveal their secret weapon: iPlayer, abroad

Although David Cameron is said to be planning to scare the nation into staying in the EU, others in the in-camp think they can win voters over with the good. Britain Stronger in Europe have today sent out an optimistic press release revealing a key reason Britons ought to choose to remain in the EU: they can now watch BBC iPlayer abroad! 'Brits are to gain access to UK streaming services while travelling in Europe following a decision by MEPs today,' the email reads.

Guardian’s Nick Watt lined up for Newsnight role

The Guardian set tongues wagging across Westminster in December when its editor Katharine Viner appointed two women to share the role of political editor. Although the paper's chief political correspondent Nicholas Watt had been seen as the favourite to succeed Patrick Wintour, Sky News's Anushka Asthana and Observer economics editor Heather Stewart were offered the role as a job-share, after applying together. Happily Watt appeared to be gracious in defeat. While he tweeted that he was 'disappointed' to miss out on the role, he said he was looking forward to working with the 'formidable duo'. https://twitter.com/nicholaswatt/status/675286446832504832 Alas word reaches Steerpike that Watt may not have much time working for Asthana and Stewart after all.

Has Sadiq Khan taken another pop at Jeremy Corbyn?

Since Sadiq Khan was elected as Labour's mayoral candidate, he has made an effort to distance himself from Jeremy Corbyn. Although Khan was one of the Labour MPs to help Corbyn get onto the ballot, after Khan won the nomination he turned on the Labour leader -- suggesting that Corbyn's refusal to sing the National Anthem showed he could be unfit to be Prime Minister. Now it seems that Khan just can't help himself even when he is trying to attack the Tories. His team have released an attack ad on Zac Goldsmith -- the Tory candidate for mayor -- in the form of a mocked-up CV. The 'CV' lists the reasons Goldsmith is not suitable to be the mayor of London, citing the fact his family connections led to his first 'proper job' at The Ecologist magazine.

Labour’s war with the BBC wages on: ‘Marr’s Corbyn interview was a disgrace’

Jeremy Corbyn's interview on The Andrew Marr Show yesterday saw the Labour leader wax lyrical on the virtues of Trident submarines without warheads, discuss the prospect of peace talks with ISIS, and ponder a deal with Argentina over the Falklands. While he also discussed housing and the junior doctor strike, his more divisive comments have today been followed up in the papers, with The Sun running an 'Off His War Head' splash. Although Labour brains seem unhappy with the way the interview went, little blame is being placed with their dear leader. Instead, party members appear to be blaming their enemy of the month -- the BBC. John Prescott has taken to Twitter to describe the interview as a 'disgrace'.