Steerpike

Steerpike

Steerpike is The Spectator's gossip columnist, serving up the latest tittle tattle from Westminster and beyond. Email tips to steerpike@spectator.co.uk or message @MrSteerpike

Jeremy Corbyn hires Yanis Varoufakis to advise Labour

Given that one of the major findings of the Beckett report into Labour's general election loss was that the party were not trusted with the economy, it's safe to say that John McDonnell has his work cut out when it comes to winning back voters on this issue. So, the latest individual to be appointed as an advisor to the party makes for a rather curious choice. Step forward Yanis Varoufakis. Yes, the former Syriza MP and Greek finance minister -- who resigned from his role during negotiations for an EU bailout for the debt-ridden country -- has been selected to advise Labour in 'some capacity'.

SNP politician struggles with the deficit

During the Scottish independence referendum, the SNP claimed that Scotland's oil revenues for 2016-17 would be somewhere in the region of £7.9 billion. However, since then the oil price has plummeted meaning the revenues will likely be just a fraction of their estimate. So, now would be an opportune time for the SNP to show that despite the figure faux pas, they still have a firm grasp of the UK economy. Alas one SNP politician appears to lack a basic understanding of finance. John Mason, the SNP MSP for Glasgow Shettleson, has tweeted his tax return -- making the point that he hopes some of the tax he pays will stay in Scotland this time around: https://twitter.

Dermot Murnaghan vs Anna Soubry: ‘are you sure you’re in government?’

With the Sunday papers filled with stories suggesting David Cameron's party is in turmoil over the EU, Sky's Dermot Murnaghan decided to raise the issue with Anna Soubry during an appearance on his show. Alas he got more than he bargained for when the Minister for Small Business -- who is known not to mince her words -- proceeded to take Murnaghan to task over his 'seriously boring' line of questioning: DM: Are you saying 'oh dear it's all turning a bit nasty'? AS: No, I'm saying: 'oh dear this is so boring for ordinary viewers who are not interested in this media bubble, mainly centred in Westminster'.

Rachel Johnson lifts the lid on Boris’s Brexit deliberations: tennis, frozen lasagne and Nigel Farage

This week Sarah Vine used her Daily Mail column to reveal the details of the roast lamb supper her husband Michael Gove used to plot a move to back Brexit with Boris Johnson. Now the Mayor of London's sister Rachel Johnson has gone one better and lifted the lid on her brother's subsequent Brexit deliberations. Writing in the Mail on Sunday, Rachel says that it was not at the dinner, but on the Saturday after that Boris finally made up his mind to support the Leave camp. She says that last weekend she found her brother in turmoil in an Oxfordshire farmhouse -- frying sausages and hammering at his laptop: 'Last Saturday I drove through the sleet to an Oxfordshire farmhouse at the end of a lane to try to change the course of history.

Coffee Shots: Boris vs Dave

The week the Prime Minister and the Mayor of London have been at loggerheads over the EU. After Boris Johnson declared his support for Brexit, David Cameron launched a thinly veiled attack on him in the Commons. So, can expect to see a 'posh bloke' fight before the referendum takes place? https://twitter.com/Swannyg66/status/702179034994704385 Swann, the former international cricketer, asks if Johnson and Cameron will recreate the fight between the two posh public school boys in Bridget Jones's Diary when Daniel Cleaver -- played by Hugh Grant -- and Colin Firth's Mark Darcy take things outside. In case they don't, Mr S has visualised how it might look, as above.

Video: feisty Brexit teenager leaves Cabinet member Liz Truss speechless on Question Time

Despite the In campaign's best efforts to reach the youth vote with the help of Britain Stronger in Europe board member June Sarpong, some youngsters still find themselves leaning towards Brexit. Both Liz Truss and Diane Abbott learnt this the hard way on last night's Question Time when a young audience member offered up her argument for leaving the EU. Responding to the Environment Secretary's claim that the Prime Minister's EU negotiation deal will reduce the 'pull factors' attracting migrants to Britain, Lexie Hill -- a 16-year-old schoolgirl -- explained why she disagreed: Audience member: I'm sorry but I can't accept Liz's arguments. What is increasing the living wage to £9-per-hour in 2020 going to do?

Has Kay Burley’s dog obsession gone too far?

In the aftermath of the Paris terrorist attacks, Kay Burley became the subject of much mockery online after she tweeted a photo of a dog in the French city, with the caption 'sadness in his eyes'. Readers were quick to question whether it was an appropriate message in the wake of 129 deaths. https://twitter.com/KayBurley/status/665807478060392448 Since then, Burley has done her bit to try and justify the tweet. Last month she presented a section on dogs being able to read human emotions, concluding that the dog on set had 'happiness' in its eyes -- as Guido noted: https://vine.co/v/iMPPFJMrJqP However rather than draw the whole episode to a close, the segment appears to have simply spurred a frenzy of new canine tales.

Correction of the day: Evelyn Waugh was not a woman

Oh dear. Today Time magazine released a list of the 100 most-read female writers in American colleges. On the list were Jane Austen, J K Rowling, Kate L. Turabian and... Evelyn Waugh. Yes, the Brideshead Revisted author made it onto the all-female list despite the fact that he was a man. In their defence, Waugh's first name has caused confusion before, with his first wife also called Evelyn. The magazine have since issued a correction: Mr S suspects this error is already a frontrunner for '2016 correction of the year'.

Jeremy Corbyn: David Cameron is jealous of my clothes

Yesterday PMQs descended into 'Punch and Judy' style politics after David Cameron responded to a heckle about his mother by laying into Jeremy Corbyn's fashion sense. David Cameron criticised Corbyn's shabby appearance: 'Put on a proper suit, do up your tie and sing the national anthem.’ However rather than take the criticism on board, it appears that the Labour leader has gone into denial mode. Preparing for a television interview with Sky News this morning, Corbyn claimed Cameron is actually just jealous: 'He is actually jealous of the jacket. You know what he is really jealous of? That I can go shopping in the greatest shopping centre in the world Holloway Road, N7, and he has to stick with Bond Street.

David Cameron offers Corbyn some motherly advice: ‘put on a proper suit and do up your tie’

After Tory MPs took part in some 'Punch and Judy' style heckling on Monday, David Cameron was in no mood to tone things down during PMQs. The Prime Minister was asked by Jeremy Corbyn about health cuts in Cameron's constituency. At which point a heckler shouted 'ask your mother?' in reference to Mary Cameron signing an anti-cuts petition to Save Oxfordshire's Children's Centres. Cameron then responded by offering Corbyn the advice he expected his mother would give: 'I'll ask my mother. Oh I think I know what my mother would say, I think she'd look across the dispatch box and she'd say put on a proper suit, do up your tie and sing the national anthem.' https://vine.co/v/i6atuXAEjWW Corbyn didn't take well to the jibe.

Sadiq Khan’s loyalty is called into question

Last night Sadiq Khan appeared on Newsnight to discuss his bid to be the next Mayor of London. Evan Davis grilled the Labour mayoral candidate on his extended family's supposed links to extremists as well as his approach to business which appears to be at loggerheads with Jeremy Corbyn's: ED: Corbyn has said 'now is the time more than ever to call for public ownership and control of the banking system'. This is only 2012, this isn't ancient history he was saying it. I mean you're at a completely different end of the party SK: Let me tell you something, Jeremy Corbyn's name is not on the ballot paper on May 5th, nor is David Cameron's, nor is Boris Johnson's.

Sarah Vine lifts the lid on Gove’s Brexit negotiations: dinner with Evgeny Lebedev

Over the years David Cameron has faced much scrutiny over his close relationship with Rupert Murdoch -- as well as News UK's Rebekah Brooks. However as far as Mr S can remember, the Prime Minister never allowed Murdoch to sit in on important meetings with Cabinet members. So Steerpike was interested to read Sarah Vine's account in today's Mail of a supper she and her husband Michael Gove attended at Boris Johnson's house ahead of the pair backing Brexit. Also in attendance were Johnson's wife Marina Wheeler and... Evgeny Lebedev, the owner of the Independent and the Evening Standard: 'Now David would inevitably feel let down. Michael was between a rock and a hard place. Be true to himself and disappoint his friend; support the Prime Minister and betray his principles.

Eurosceptic ministers’ SpAds on a sticky wicket over Brexit

Although David Cameron insists that he wishes to remain on good terms with his Brexit-supporting Cabinet members, he's not planning to make life easy for them. Today Sir Jeremy Heywood, the Cabinet Secretary, has issued new guidance relating to the referendum that means SpAds and civil servants are banned from assisting Eurosceptic ministers with any material that could be used to back Brexit during office hours.

Ed Miliband meets Team Corbyn

Ed Miliband has been keeping a low profile since stepping down as Labour leader, but could he now be angling for a return to frontline politics? Miliband was spotted engrossed in conversation this lunchtime with Team Corbyn. A beady-eyed spectator snapped a photo of Ed having a coffee with Seumas Milne -- Corbyn's director of comms -- and Kevin Slocombe -- head of Leader’s media -- in Portcullis House. https://twitter.com/eyespymp/status/702135618227322880 Watch this space...

Breaking: David Icke backs Brexit

Although the Out campaign has gained momentum since Michael Gove and Boris Johnson backed Brexit, there are still concerns that the campaign is yet to find a leader. However, could their prayers be about to be answered? Step forward David Icke. Yes, the Corbyn-loving purple-tracksuit-wearing-lizard-conspiracist has plumped for Out, with a series of eye-catching pieces of clip art: https://twitter.com/davidicke/status/701347887452585985 https://twitter.com/davidicke/status/701361728567664640 https://twitter.com/davidicke/status/701462141044260864 https://twitter.com/davidicke/status/701471206742970368 Mr S suspects that the support of the new age conspiracist will only add to worries that the Out campaign is proving to be too divisive.

Tory MP heckles Jeremy Corbyn: ‘who are you?’

Although the Conservative party is currently divided over the EU, some Tory MPs are still managing to remember to attack the opposition party -- rather than their colleagues. Today the Commons returned firmly to 'Punch and Judy' politics following Cameron's EU statement in the Commons. As Jeremy Corbyn gave his reply, Chris Pincher -- the MP for Tamworth -- couldn't resist having the last laugh. The incident occurred as the Labour leader discussed his recent trip to Brussels: Jeremy Corbyn: Last week -- like him -- I was in Brussels, meeting with heads of government and leaders of European socialist parties, one of whom said to me... Chris Pincher: Who are you?

Watch: George Galloway clashes with Jo Coburn on Daily Politics

Over the weekend a number of Brexit activists walked out of an anti-EU Grassroots Out rally after George Galloway was revealed as the guest speaker. Although the Respect party leader was introduced by his new chum Nigel Farage at the event, even Ukip supporters voiced opposition to his involvement. So when Galloway appeared on today's Daily Politics, it wasn't out of the question that the presenter Jo Coburn might bring up the incident. Alas her attempt to ask him about whether his involvement could prove to a divisive issue fell flat, as Galloway took issue with her line of questioning. An excruciating exchange between the two followed: JC: But are you worried that you might be turning off some people who would like to support Grassroots Out?

Parliament mystery: late night break-in at journalists’ bar

This weekend saw a host of EU drama unfold, as a number of Cabinet Ministers rebelled against David Cameron on Saturday -- declaring that they would campaign for Brexit. Then came another blow to Number 10 on Sunday as Boris Johnson announced that he, too, would be supporting Out. So, did it all get a bit too much for one Parliamentary worker? Word reaches Steerpike that Moncrieff's -- the Parliamentary press bar -- was subject to a break-in last night. It's thought that someone broke-in in the search for a drink... or five. Police have cordoned off the area: The word in the corridors of power is that wine was the thief's tipple of choice.

Has Cameron scored an own goal? EU referendum clashes with ‘Independence Day’

David Cameron's decision to hold the EU referendum on 23 June has already caused upset in some camps. While the SNP complain that it clashes with the Holyrood elections, Glastonbury festival goers are put out that they will have to organise a postal vote in order to have their say. Now there is more trouble ahead for Cameron. As if the Remain camp didn't have enough to deal with now BoJo and Gove have backed Out, Independence Day 2 is to be released in UK cinemas the day after the referendum -- on 24 June. This means that for weeks in the run-up to the vote there will be billboards and adverts promoting 'Independence Day'. In the trailer for the film, the public are informed: 'today you will once again be fighting for our freedom'.