Steerpike

Steerpike

Steerpike is The Spectator's gossip columnist, serving up the latest tittle tattle from Westminster and beyond. Email tips to steerpike@spectator.co.uk or message @MrSteerpike

Listen: Nick Ferrari asks a squirming Yvette Cooper if she has taken Syrian refugees into her home

Last year a host of celebrities and politicians alike slammed the government for their handling of the refugee crisis. As part of this, several figures including Sir Bob Geldof, Stan Collymore, Nicola Sturgeon and Yvette Cooper volunteered to take refugees into their home. Alas, when Mr S checked last year both Geldof and Collymore were yet to go ahead with their pledge. So, what about Cooper? Back in September, the Labour MP said she would be happy to take a refugee in her own home: 'If that’s what it took and that’s what was needed, then of course, I think lots of people would be.' However, when Nick Ferrari attempted to quiz Cooper about her refugee intake on LBC, there was a snag. NF: Have you taken your refugee in yet?

Is it time for a spot of musical chairs at the Sun?

When Tony Gallagher left the Daily Mail to become editor-in-chief of the Sun in September, the appointment took many by surprise. On top of Gallagher previously denying the rumours, many thought that the paper's showbiz supremo Gordon Smart would be handed the reins. Gallagher's appointment was seen as Rupert Murdoch's way of 'sticking two fingers up to the establishment' thanks to his focus on breaking political stories rather than brown-nosing politicians. But his transition into the Sun way of life has already wrought unusual changes. His call for fewer reality television stories went down like a tonne of bricks in some quarters of the paper. So, could there be trouble in paradise?

Morrissey is ‘considering’ standing for Mayor of London

For those uninspired by the current London mayoral race, there is still hope that things will get more interesting. Morrissey, the Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now singer, is said to be pondering entering the running. The Animal Welfare Party have asked The Smiths frontman to consider standing as their candidate in the election, while his fan website claims he is 'considering the contest very seriously'. If elected, the singer's number one concern would be animal welfare: 'There must be a governmental voice against the hellish and archaic social injustice allotted to animals in the United Kingdom simply because those animals do not speak English, otherwise millions of very caring citizens are greatly concerned about issues that no one is able to do anything about.

Andrew Marr accused of EU bias over Boris Johnson interview

This week Nigel Farage revealed that he had been left 'worried' about Boris Johnson's ability to campaign for Brexit after his 'slightly shambolic' North London press conference. While the Ukip leader insists he has since come round to Johnson's involvement, Mr S wonders what he will make of the Mayor of London's turn on The Andrew Marr show. Johnson appeared on the BBC show to put forward the case for leaving the EU. However, what followed was a tense exchange between Johnson and Marr as each tried to set the interview agenda. With Boris keen to speak about the single market and sovereignty, he clashed with Marr when the presenter attempted to change topic: AM: Let's move on to tipper trucks just for a second.

Nigel Farage: Boris had me worried after his ‘shambolic’ press conference

To the Conrad hotel in St James where Nigel Farage went head to head with former Labour spinner John McTernan in a Ladbrokes' Brexit debate. Although the EU was the number one topic on the agenda, the panel chair Isabel Oakeshott -- who is the co-author of Call Me Dave -- managed to get pig on the menu as she recalled an email McTernan had sent about a journalist -- during his time advising Julia Gillard in Australia: 'This was an order as to how this journalist was to be treated: dead -- not ever, no transcripts, no returned calls, dead, forever -- that's an order.' She said that the email summed up Number 10's attitude to her since the release of Call Me Dave -- which included a passage suggesting the Prime Minister had once had intimate relations with a dead pig.

Zac Goldsmith promises to be ‘pansexual’ for London

As Zac Goldsmith fights to be the next Mayor of London against Labour's Sadiq Khan, he is striving to appeal to all Londoners. Alas, somewhere in the process of doing this, he appears to have got a bit confused. In an interview with Pink News -- the news website aimed at the LGBT community, Goldsmith said that he wanted to be a mayor for everyone, employing the term 'pansexual' to try and make his point: Pink News: Would you like to be the mayor for everyone? ZG: I would use the term pansexual here, if my understanding is correct. https://vine.co/v/iXa9lEB5Jrx While Mr S suspects that Goldsmith means that he wants to appeal to all Londoners, given that the term pansexual means not being limited by gender in sexual choice, he may wish to rephrase in future...

Nick Clegg visited dogging site during his time as deputy PM

With Nick Clegg now a mere backbencher, his former staff appear to no longer feel the need to protect the Liberal Democrat from negative publicity. Today Clegg's former campaign manager Ben Rathe has written a blog in which he reveals what happened when his search for a location for Clegg to give a speech -- at the Liberal Democrat conference in 2013 -- went spectacularly wrong: 'It was the Liberal Democrat Conference 2013, and my role back then was planning all of the visits that Nick Clegg was doing over the course of the 5 days in Glasgow. This included finding somewhere suitable to announce a new 5p charge on plastic bags, which had the unusual honour of being a policy liked by both Liberal Democrat members and the Daily Mail.

Watch: Labour MEP stuck in lift in European parliament

Brexit campaigners make the argument that the European Union just isn't working when it comes to Britain's interests. While some are yet to be convinced, it's safe to say that some parts of  the EU parliament just don't work full stop. Last night Paul Brannen, the Labour MEP, found himself stuck in a lift in parliament, in Brussels. When door of the lift opened, a steel wall appeared. After waiting for 20 minutes, Brannen decided the only thing to do was to film himself in case he didn't made it out of the lift alive: 'I'm somewhere between the 13th floor of parliament and the 3rd floor of parliament, and I've been here for about 20 minutes and they're currently trying to get me out.

Watch: Zoe Williams says ‘rugby is just a weird thing that posh people play’

Last night's Question Time panel saw David Dimbleby joined by John McDonnell, Dominic Raab, Ukip's Louise Bours, Jermaine Jenas and Zoe Williams. As the group ran through a range of topics from the refugee crisis to the rise of Donald Trump, the last question was about the proposed ban of rugby in schools. After 70 doctors and academics signed an open letter to ministers calling for the 'high-impact collision sport' to be banned, what did the panel think? Raab, the Minister for Human Rights, said that while safety issues do need to be taken into account, the positive effects of contact sports cannot be ignored: 'These kind of sports have got a potential and a power to reach certain youngsters particularly from tough backgrounds that nothing else does.

Watch: Richard Burgon struggles with the deficit (again)

When Richard Burgon appeared on Channel 4 News last year to defend John McDonnell over his fiscal charter U-turn, the shadow City Minister struggled to make a good impression. On top of not knowing what the deficit was expected to be for 2015, he appeared to concede that he was yet to meet with anyone in the City. So, it was a marked improvement on today's Daily Politics when Burgon actually managed to name the current deficit amount. He then went on to say that his party was committed to getting the deficit down. So, how would they go about doing this? RB: Through investment for long term growth AN: But doesn't that cost you more money?

Yanis Varoufakis distances himself from Jeremy Corbyn

Oh dear. This week Jeremy Corbyn claimed that Yanis Varoufakis would advise Labour in 'some capacity'. However, whatever capacity that will be, the message doesn't appear to have got through to Varoufakis. After a week in which the former Syriza MP and Greek finance minister has been made fun of by senior Tories over the arrangement, Varoufakis seems to be at pains to play down any such role. In an interview with CNBC, Varoufakis states that he is not advising Corbyn -- 'I'm a full time active politician. As such, I could not be advising another politician'. Instead he says he is just talking to 'anyone who wants to talk to me'.

Paul Mason hits back at George Osborne: ‘I am not a revolutionary Marxist’

This week Jeremy Corbyn provided the Tories with much comedy fodder after he announced that Syriza's Yanis Varoufakis would be advising Labour. It was then revealed that Varoufakis's old chum Paul Mason -- who is stepping down from his role as Channel 4's economics editor -- will also be helping the party -- contributing a lecture to Labour’s New Economics series. Osborne couldn't resist ridiculing John McDonnell over the appointments during Treasury questions.

Coming soon: Emily Thornberry, the disc jockey

Emily Thornberry's decision to appoint disgraced spinner Damian McBride as her media adviser has upset a number of her constituents. However, the shadow Defence Secretary will be hoping that the expertise McBride can offer will outweigh any negative publicity. So, after Thornberry angered Labour MPs at a meeting of the PLP over Trident and then was left red-faced when Nicholas Soames ridiculed her for asking for his advise on Labour's defence review, what's McBride's plan of action? It seems he is planning to shift the narrative by focussing on Thornberry's musical prowess. Steerpike understands that Lady Nugee will appear at tonight's LGBT fundraiser at the Vauxhall Tavern for Sadiq Khan's mayoral campaign -- titled 'Khan't get you outta my head'.

Piers Morgan has a change of heart over Donald Trump’s presidential bid

After Super Tuesday, Donald Trump is the clear favourite to be the Republican candidate in the US presidential election. As naysayers go into panic mode over the possibility of President Trump, an unlikely ally has come to Trump's aid. Step forward Piers Morgan. The former Mirror editor waxed lyrical about the presidential hopeful on the Today show. Morgan says he speaks to Trump regularly -- after he became acquainted with Trump when he appeared on his Celebrity Apprentice show in America: 'I spent most of that time watching Trump in his natural habitat of his boardroom and I was very impressed with him. I saw a pretty smart guy who knew how to play that boardroom of very varied human contestants like a concert conductor.

Chris Bryant brings Blair into the Brexit debate. What will Corbyn say?

Under Jeremy Corbyn, the Labour party has been rather quiet when it comes to fighting for Britain to remain in the EU. Happily, Chris Bryant got the chance to put the pro-EU argument forward at last night's Great Brexit debate, organised by the University of London Brexit Society. Sitting on a panel alongside SNP MP Stephen Gethins, Bryant did his best to convince the pro-Brexit speakers -- who included Jacob Rees Mogg and Peter Lilley -- and audience members why they ought to reconsider their position. To highlight the 'confusion' surrounding the referendum, Bryant kicked things off with an anecdote about a former Labour leader who has gone out of fashion of late.

Watch: John McDonnell heckled in Commons debate – ‘shut up your face’

Punch and Judy politics is clearly the mood of the moment in the House of Commons. Last week, David Cameron offered Corbyn some motherly advice on his dress sense, while a Tory MP heckled Jeremy Corbyn by yelling 'who are you?' during an EU debate. This morning, it was Shadow Chancellor John McDonnell's turn to be on the receiving end of some Chamber abuse. After trying to get the Government to withdraw its proposals over regulatory regimes for senior bankers, he sat back down but didn't quite get the answer he expected. Before Chief Secretary to the Treasury Greg Hands stepped up to reply, a Tory MP on the other side yelled out: 'Shut up your face'. Just what has got into MPs at Westminster over the last fortnight? The standard of insult seems to be going downhill quite rapidly.

Jeremy Corbyn’s war with the mainstream media wages on

Jeremy Corbyn left Labour MPs angry last night after he ducked out of answering questions at a meeting of the PLP in order to appear on ITV's The Agenda. So, with members of his own party turning against him once again, the Labour leader decided it was an opportune time to revisit another old feud -- that pesky mainstream media. When answering a question on what he made of the Prime Minister's decision to attack his appearance during last week's PMQs, Corbyn told Tom Bradby that he was more bothered that the incident had been picked up by the media: 'Obviously deeply hurt, but what actually on a serious point is sad is that that then became the story of Prime Minister's Question Time.

Watch: Tom Watson jokes about Labour’s misery

Although the Tories currently find their party divided over Europe, they can at least take heart that the opposition face greater internal conflict. In fact, rather than attack Matthew Hancock in the Commons today over the Cabinet's Brexit issues, Labour's deputy leader Tom Watson opted to make a joke about his own party's misery: 'Mr Speaker sadly I am not in the strongest of positions to lecture the poor minister on handling splits in his own party.' Watson did at least manage to find time to take a small jab at the Conservatives.

Marco Rubio reveals his secret weapon: Donald Trump’s ‘small hands’

After months of playing nice, Marco Rubio has finally turned on his Republican candidate rival Donald Trump. After criticising Trump for his approach to business during the CNN debate, Rubio has now gone one step further and gone after his manhood. Speaking to his supporters at a rally, the Florida senator appeared to take aim at the size of Trump's hands... and manhood: 'He’s always calling me "little Marco". I’ll admit he’s taller than me. He’s like 6’2’’, which is why I don’t understand why his hands are the size of someone who’s 5’2’’. Have you seen his hands? And you know what they say about men with small hands?