Steerpike

Steerpike

Steerpike is The Spectator's gossip columnist, serving up the latest tittle tattle from Westminster and beyond. Email tips to steerpike@spectator.co.uk or message @MrSteerpike

Tracey Emin has married a rock – but did the stone give consent?

It's a tough world out there for singletons in the digital age. Although dating apps like Tinder mean it's never been easier to look for love, many find that any such romance is fleeting and miss the days of proper courtship. So, perhaps that's why some women are now thinking outside the box. The artist Tracey Emin has announced that she has finally taken the plunge and got hitched. However, rather than a lucky man or woman, Emin has found love with a... rock. Yes, Emin has married an inanimate object after the pair met in France. For the ceremony, Emin wore her father’s white funeral shroud.

Nicholas Soames on IDS resignation: ‘you’d have thought there’d been a coup by a black African dictator’

With the Conservatives currently experiencing inner party turmoil following Iain Duncan Smith's resignation over the Chancellor's Budget, there are concerns that in-fighting may soon overshadow the party's work. However, despite several backbenchers speaking out about their doubts in George Osborne's ability,  not every Tory is so fussed about the growing row. In an interview with Conservative Home, Nicholas Soames has offered his take on the situation. The Tory grandee says that Duncan Smith's resignation is simply an 'inconvenience' even though the media reaction suggests that there has 'been a coup by a black African dictator'.

Yasmin Alibhai-Brown accuses the Independent of sexism over print redundancies

This week the Independent will publish its last ever print edition. With a reduced number of staff being kept on to work on the digital-only edition, around 75 journalists are thought to be being made redundant. So last night's Words by Women journalism awards proved to be a poignant affair with several soon-to-be ex-Indy journalists present. While Independent on Sunday editor Lisa Markwell said it was a 'bit emotional' -- while presenting an award -- as it was the first time she'd been called the paper's 'former editor', Indy columnist Yasmin Alibhai-Brown appeared to be experiencing a real mix of emotions when it came to her take on the paper's demise.

Watch: Dennis Skinner takes Cameron to task over Osborne’s ‘nine lives’

With George Osborne's disastrous Budget the main topic of conversation today in the Chamber, Jeremy Corbyn surprised his colleagues by opting not to mention the Tories' current inner-party turmoil -- let alone Iain Duncan Smith's resignation -- in his speech. Instead it fell on his estranged comrades Yvette Cooper and Liz Kendall to land some blows. Happily Dennis Skinner also joined in -- offering up one of his trademark one-liners. He asked David Cameron whether he would pledge to make this Budget Osborne's last: 'Will the Prime Minister give us an assurance that in the view of the financial mess that's been created with this Budget that this will be the Chancellor of Exchequer's last Budget? He's had eight already, only cats have nine lives.

Paula Sherriff urges David Cameron to consign the ‘Vagina Added Tax’ to history

A historic session took place in the Commons today and not jut because of the current omnishambles building around George Osborne's Budget. Instead, it was Paula Sherriff who has managed to make history thanks to her question to the Prime Minister on the tampon tax. The Labour MP asked David Cameron about plans by the government to accept Labour's tampon tax amendment to the Budget. In the process, she referred to it as the 'Vagina Added Tax': 'Will he pledge that vital funding for women's services that was provided from the receipts of this VAT will continue? I hope that today is the day we can consign the Vagina Added Tax to history.

Watch: Jackie Baillie’s disastrous Sunday Politics interview — ‘to call that a “car-crash” would show a lack of respect to automotive accidents’

With the Scottish Parliament elections set to take place in May, the SNP are expected to once again top the polls. As for the other parties, Kezia Dugdale's beleaguered Scottish Labour will be attempting to fight off Ruth Davidson's conservatives for second place. So, with Dugdale desperately needing to win back disillusioned voters, she may live to regret sending Jackie Baillie, the Scottish MSP, onto yesterday's Sunday Politics. In an interview with Gordon Brewer, Baillie attempted to put forward her party's new economic policy which claims to offer a way to end austerity which is not 'prescriptive'.

Sadiq Khan’s pledge to tackle Labour anti-Semitism hits a bump in the road

Since Jeremy Corbyn was elected Labour leader, the party has been dogged by rumours of anti-semitism in certain factions of the party. Matters were only worsened last week with the re-admittance and then re-expulsion of Vicki Kirby, a former Labour parliamentary candidate who has suggested that Isis ought to attack Israel. Now there are concerns that the negative publicity could damage Sadiq Khan's London mayoral bid. Last week, Jonathan Arkush -- the President of the Board of Deputies -- claimed that the Labour candidate could struggle to win votes from London's 180,000 Jews. While Khan has made clear that Labour needs to ditch its 'anti-Jewish' image, he may wish to take a closer look at who he takes an interest in on social media.

Watch: Ukip candidate blames litter in Cardiff on migrants

Oh dear. Gareth Bennett may soon regret his decision to appear on today's Daily Politics. Bennett, who leads Ukip's regional list in South Wales Central, agreed to be interviewed on the show after he came under fire this week for blaming increased litter in Cardiff on East European migrants. During his appearance on the BBC show, Bennett was grilled by Andrew Neil on whether he had any evidence to back up his claims. Despite a lack of proof, Bennett showed no sign of backing down: AN: You said you think there's a hygiene problem, what is that hygiene problem?

Jo Johnson on the debate dividing the nation: ‘it’s brother against brother’

While Boris Johnson is firmly behind the Out campaign in the EU referendum, his father Stanley, sister Rachel and brother Jo are all backing Remain. So, has the difference in opinion led to any family conflict? Last night at a French embassy Jo -- the minister for science and universities --  appeared at first to hint at such problems. He gave a speech, which he began in French, on the great row now gripping the nation and tearing families apart: ‘Everybody must declare their position. Families are divided; brother against brother... I speak of course of the crucial debate for the French language; whether or not to abandon the circumflex.

Watch: SNP politician in a spin on Question Time over free school meals

This week's Question Time saw David Dimbleby joined by a panel comprised of Emily Thornberry, Roger Helmer, Nicky Morgan, Tasmina Sheikh and Institute of Economic Affairs director Mark Littlewood. With the Budget up for debate, Morgan found herself having to defend her party's planned cuts. Alas things didn't go to plan when she appeared to claim that the Budget was merely a suggestion by claiming disability cuts may not actually go through. 'It is something that has been put forward, there has been a review, there has been a suggestion, we are not ready to bring the legislation forward.' Next on the agenda was the sugar tax.

Zac Goldsmith tries to win Ken Livingstone’s vote

Zac Goldsmith's campaign for mayor is nothing if not ambitious. Despite lagging behind Sadiq Khan in the polls, the Conservative candidate remains hopeful that he can beat the Labour candidate in the mayoral race. In fact, Goldsmith's team appear to be so confident that they are even going after individuals who are unlikely to be convinced to vote blue. Step forward Ken Livingstone. The former Labour mayor -- and hard-left socialist -- has been on the receiving end of campaign literature from the Goldsmith campaign: https://twitter.com/mikejoslin/status/710227415012921344 Mr S suspects Goldsmith will need a back-up plan, if he is counting on Livingstone's support.

George Osborne bullied in the playground

Is George Osborne's newly announced Budget already losing him the youth vote? After the Chancellor of the Exchequer revealed plans to introduce a sugar tax on fizzy drinks and extend the school day, he received a lukewarm reception on a visit St Benedict's Catholic Primary School in Garforth, Yorkshire. There to watch a netball lesson, his attempt to join in on a game of catch fell on deaf ears as he ended up playing an involuntary spot of piggy in the middle. At one point Osborne appeared to think he was being included when a child pretended to throw the ball in his direction. The Chancellor then raised his hands in the air, only to have the boy throw it back to his friend: https://vine.co/v/iwL5EzF62mB Mr S suspects relations will only worsen once the new policies come into play.

Watch: Chris Bryant takes a pop at Osborne’s sugar tax with coke gag

Today Chris Bryant has been the cause of much laughter in the Commons thanks to a joke about George Osborne and Coke. Discussing the Chancellor's new sugar tax, Bryant said that he was glad Osborne had come round to the dangers of coke: 'I'm delighted that finally the chancellor has realised the dangers of coke.' Bryant appeared to be referencing claims -- which Osborne denies -- surrounding his alleged friendship in the nineties with Natalie Rowe, the former dominatrix. Happily Rowe seemed amused by the joke: https://twitter.com/RealNatalieRowe/status/710463504717914112 Still, not everyone appears to see the funny side. The Financial Times' Jim Pickard reports that Bryant tried to get Jeremy Corbyn to use the joke yesterday: https://twitter.

Did The Times get cold feet about the ‘desperate chancellor’?

Yesterday George Osborne found himself accused of using spin to distract attention from his missed financial targets -- with the introduction of the sugar tax. Matters weren't helped when the Chancellor's former chief of staff Rupert Harrison appeared to admit -- in a BBC interview -- that the tax was introduced in the hope that it would distract from other potentially more negative Budget headlines. So, how deep does Osborne's spin operation go? Mr S only asks after spying a curious change of phrase in today's Times. At 5.23pm yesterday, a comment piece by Philip Aldrick -- the paper's economic editor -- was previewed online. It ran with the headline 'Comment: the budget of a desperate chancellor'.

Watch: George Osborne’s former chief of staff drops the Chancellor in it over sugar tax stunt

Of all the pledges in George Osborne's budget announcement today, the most surprising appeared to be that of the sugar tax. As the tax was unexpected -- given that it has been heavily disputed in the past -- it will likely get top billing in the Budget coverage in tomorrow's papers. So, could there be more than meets the eye to the announcement? Given that there was plenty of bad economic news in the Budget -- with growth down and extra cuts announced -- the sugar tax conveniently distracts from some of the more negative news. While Mr S can't claim to be one of Osborne's closest confidantes, happily one such man appeared on the BBC to offer some insight into the decision.

Watch: George Osborne promises to ‘abolish’ the Liberal Democrats

Of course no Budget announcement would be complete without some customary 'banter' from the Chancellor of the Exchequer. With George Osborne's leadership chances seen to be dwindling, he did his best to show that he had got his 'mojo' back. Clearly free of any guilty feelings over how things turned out for the Liberal Democrats in the General Election, Osborne couldn't resist a taking a pop at the beleaguered party as he discussed his plan for pensions: 'For the past year, we've consulted widely on whether we should make compulsory changes to the pension system but it was clear there was no consensus. Indeed the former pensions minister, the Liberal Democrat Steve Webb said I was trying to abolish the lump sum.

Labour’s former election star distances himself from Jeremy Corbyn

In 2010, Ross Kemp appeared in a party political broadcast urging the public to vote for Labour in the General Election. In this, the EastEnders actor, who plays Grant Mitchell in the BBC soap opera, warned the nation against voting for David Cameron: 'It only takes around 60 seconds to cast your vote. 60 seconds to protect the economy, 60 seconds to protect your jobs, 60 seconds to protect the services your family relies on. And a lot is at stake during those 60 seconds, David Cameron and George Osborne would cut child credits and tax funds. They would put police numbers and schools at risk. With George Osborne at the helm, we would risk driving us straight back into recession by taking billions out of the economy at the wrong time.

‘Brexit martyr’ John Longworth gets ready for his comeback

Last week John Longworth, the Director General of the British Chambers of Commerce, caused upset in the Remain camp when he used a BCC conference to claim that Britain could have a 'brighter future' outside the EU. With No.10 rumoured to have 'bullied' the BCC into disciplining him -- an allegation they deny -- Longworth was suspended before choosing to resign so that he could speak freely on the EU. So, with Longworth now seen to be the first 'Brexit martyr' of the campaign, Mr S suspects Downing Street may soon come to miss the days when Longworth felt the need to watch his tongue.  The leading businessman has been drafted in as a last-minute addition for tonight's Variety ‘Europe: Stay or Leave’ debate.

Michael Buerk takes a swipe at virtue-signalling luvvies: ‘there’s only so much of the Benedict worldview you can take’

In recent months, a number of luvvies have entered the public debate to give their take on what 'must be done' on a number of pressing issues. While Benedict Cumberbatch turned the air blue at the theatre with a 'f--- the politicians' rant over the refugee crisis, Emma Thompson recently waded in on the EU referendum by calling Britain a 'cake-filled misery-laden grey old island'. Now at last someone is speaking some sense on the issue. Writing in this week's Radio Times, Michael Buerk, the BBC's former South Africa correspondent during the end of apartheid, says he has had enough of luvvies -- like Benedict and Emma -- spouting their 'infantile ideas'. 'As a superannuated war reporter myself I'm a little sniffy about celebs pratting around among the world's victims.

Watch: Dennis Skinner takes a pop at Nick Clegg – ‘what on earth was the Queen doing confiding in him?’

Today's Mail claims that Michael Gove is 'clinging to office' as a result of accusations that he was the source of the Sun's 'Queen backs Brexit' story. So, in a bid to keep the pressure on the government over the alleged leak, Tom Watson was granted an urgent question today on the growing row. However, little was achieved in the session as Chris Grayling repeatedly refused to answer questions from angry MPs -- claiming that there was no case to answer as Nick Clegg has said that the story is false. Happily there was one noteworthy contribution thanks to the Beast of Bolsover.