Steerpike

Steerpike

Steerpike is The Spectator's gossip columnist, serving up the latest tittle tattle from Westminster and beyond. Email tips to steerpike@spectator.co.uk or message @MrSteerpike

Belgian expat trolls Vote Leave campaign

It's been a good week for Vote Leave after they were given the official designation to campaign for Brexit in the EU referendum. Despite this, they still have a few problems they need to overcome. One of these comes in the form of Rick Astley, the eighties singer. A Belgian expat by the name of Mario Van Poppel has decided to try and cause some problems for the Leave camp's digital operations. Van Poppel -- who is based in London -- has purchased several Vote Leave domains. While the official Vote Leave website can be found at www.voteleavetakecontrol.org, a visit to voteleave.com, voteleave.co.uk, voteleave.net or voteleave.org now leads to a video of Rick Astley singing 'Never Gonna Give You Up'. https://twitter.

Julian Fellowes on the celebrities who ought to ‘put a sock in it’

Ahead of the upcoming EU referendum, Julian Fellowes used an appearance on Question Time to put forward the case for Brexit, before giving an interview on the topic to the Mail on Sunday. Now, however, the Tory peer has decided to take a backseat after growing tired of famous people telling the public what to do. Giving a talk at The Berkeley as part of London Book and Screen Week, the Downton Abbey writer says that when celebrities tell people what to think, he thinks they ought to 'put a sock in it': 'I'm very much in favour of Brexit, I think it's a great opportunity and I think if we miss it our children and grandchildren will wonder why.

Friday caption contest: the three Europhiles

Although Jeremy Corbyn has been slow to get involved with the EU campaign, David Cameron is still keen to show the public the Remain side has cross-party support. So, what better way to prove this than a photo opp with Labour's Neil Kinnock and Liberal Democrat Paddy Ashdown. Mr S welcomes your caption suggestions for the photo of the three Europhiles. The winner will be revealed on Monday. Update: ... and the winner is Alun Morris for coming up with the caption: 'celebrity threesome fight losing battle to prevent the public knowing the truth'.

Paul Mason accused of being a Tory

Now that Jeremy Corbyn is head of the Labour party, his army of Corbynistas are waiting in the wings, ready to brand anyone who shows the slightest sign of disloyalty a 'red Tory'. Some of the 'Tories' so far outed by the hard left include Liz Kendall, Yvette Cooper, John McTernan, Stella Creasy, Harriet Harman, Tony Blair and Lord Adonis. However, even Mr S was surprised to learn of the latest non-believer to be added to the list. Despite being mocked recently for being a 'revolutionary Marxist' by the Chancellor of the Exchequer, Paul Mason has now been accused of being a secret Tory.

George Galloway’s battle bus fails to rally the troops

George Galloway has stepped up his London mayoral campaign today by taking his battle bus down Whitehall. In an attempt to rally the troops, the Respect candidate shouted through his megaphone: 'David Cameron, you couldn't make it up!' Alas on Mr S's watch, Galloway-mania failed to kick-in. While he managed to frighten the horses -- of the Household Cavalry no less -- when it came to supporters, he only seemed able to fill one of the 72 seats on the double-decker bus with a supporter. Vive la révolution!

Zac Goldsmith’s extremist attack line backfires

It's not turning out to be a great week for Zac Goldsmith. While the Conservative MP continues to lag behind Labour's Sadiq Khan in the polls, he has been accused of running a racist campaign. Despite this, Goldsmith showed no signs of watering down his attacks yesterday in an interview with the Evening Standard. Goldsmith used the interview to criticise Khan for sharing platforms -- and posing for a photo -- with Suliman Gani, an Imam who says women are 'subservient' and speaks at segregated rallies. 'To share a platform nine times with Suliman Gani, one of the most repellent figures in this country, you don’t do it by accident.

Sadiq Khan’s London property pledge on shaky ground

As part of Sadiq Khan's London mayoral bid, the Labour candidate has rallied against foreign investors buying up London property. In December, Khan told the Evening Standard that it was time to stop new homes going to 'overseas investors' instead of Londoners: 'Ambitious young Londoners are rightly fed up with seeing thousands of new homes each year sold off to overseas investors – many of whom will never live in them – years before they are actually built. They’re sick of not being given a chance in our broken housing market. Building new homes for Londoners must come ahead of offering investment opportunities for overseas millionaires.' So given Khan's call for action, Mr S was surprised to learn of some of the dealings of Khan's business adviser Rajesh Agrawal.

Ed Miliband is reunited with his Hacked Off pals

Last night John Whittingdale's 2014 relationship with a dominatrix was made public by Newsnight in an interview with Hacked Off founder Brain Cathcart. However, Hacked Off members were soon branded 'hypocrites' for forcing a cabinet minister to admit he unknowingly had a relationship with a prostitute -- given that they claim to rally against press intrusion. While Cathcart says that the right-wing media had conspired to hide the story of Whitto's relationship for their own benefit, the Guardian’s Roy Greenslade has dismissed their claims as 'pure speculation'. So, a good time to distance oneself from Hacked Off supporters? Apparently not.

Samantha Cameron’s sister gets behind Sadiq Khan’s mayoral campaign

As Zac Goldsmith continues to lag behind Sadiq Khan in the polls, even the most die-hard Tories are beginning to lose hope in their candidate. In fact, it seems Zac is falling out of fashion at a rate of knots. Samantha Cameron's sister -- and David Cameron's sister-in-law -- Emily Sheffield appears to be getting behind Khan's campaign. Sheffield, who is deputy editor of Vogue, has retweeted one of the Labour mayoral candidate's campaign pledges on Twitter. Given that Sheffield usually supports her brother-in-law's party -- ridiculing Labour's pink women van in the last election -- this is a very worrying sign indeed for Goldsmith. What's more, it seems that Khan is fast becoming the most fashionable candidate.

X MI5 SPY: Do Mr and Mrs Banks have something to tell us?

Back in 2010, Arron Bank's Russian wife Katya had the ability to generate more press than the eccentric Brexit backer. Formerly known as Ekaterina Paderina, Katya made headlines when she was dragged into Mike Hancock's 'Russian spy' scandal. At the time the former Liberal Democrat MP faced questions over his Russian parliamentary aide Katia Zatuliveter -- who MI5 suspected of espionage -- it was revealed that Hancock was suspected of helping Katya remain in Britain when she experienced Visa issues. Banks later revealed that when a journalist had asked his wife if she had ever had any contact with MI5, she replied: 'I have never shopped in MFI'.

Watch: Syed Kamall’s rude gesture towards Belgian MEP caught on camera

Given that Syed Kamall is backing Brexit, the Conservative MEP has made little secret of his dislike for aspects of the EU Parliament. However, today Kamall appeared to struggle to keep such feelings in check when a Belgian MEP spoke as part of a session of Council and Commission statements on Counterterrorism following the recent terrorist attacks. Clearly unimpressed by Guy Verhofstadt's words, Kamall was caught on camera expressing his displeasure: https://twitter.com/SpiegelPeter/status/719886057744023552 Mr S will leave readers to reach their own conclusion over what Kamall's gesture means.

Spice Girls get cold feet about Brexit

When Simon Sebag Montefiore interviewed the Spice Girls for The Spectator, the five pop starlets surprised a lot of fans when they revealed their views on UK politics, the monarchy and Europe. Posh Spice, now known better as Victoria Beckham, emphasised the importance of the single currency: 'The Euro- bureaucrats are destroying every bit of national identity and individuality. Let me give you an example — those new passports are revolting, an insult to our kingdom, our independence. We must keep our national individuality.' Meanwhile Ginger Spice, also known as Geri Halliwell, declared that the Spice Girls as a collective were Eurosceptic: 'All those countries look the same. Only England looks different.

Jeremy Corbyn to give ‘Corbyn the Musical’ a miss

Tonight marks the first preview performance of the much-anticipated Corbyn the Musical: the Motorcycle Diaries. The 'no-holds barred political satire' musical -- written by Rupert Myers and Bobby Friedman -- imagines Jeremy Corbyn facing a nuclear crisis. It will also offers a take on what may have gone on when Corbyn and Diane Abbott are said to have gone on a motorcycle holiday in the 1970s. Alas Mr S hears that the Labour leader is less than amused with the idea; he is yet to respond to an invitation to attend. So, to give Corbyn -- and those who failed to get tickets in time -- a taste for the musical, here are the lyrics to the show's opening number 'You needed a hero': They said I couldn't do it, they said I couldn't win. There'd never be a P.M.

Ed Miliband makes a comeback on The Agenda

One of Ed Miliband's most embarrassing television moments from his time as Labour leader came when he appeared on The Agenda in 2014. Red Ed was lost for words when former pop star Myleene Klass turned on him on the ITV show as she berated him over Labour's proposed mansion tax. The former Hear-Say star criticised Miliband's approach to tax: 'Ed’s getting isolated because no one thinks it is going to work. You may as well just tax me on this glass of water. You can’t just point at things and tax them.' https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uu4Gfaqe_Zk&nohtml5=False So it was a bold move for Miliband to return to the scene of the crime last night and appear on the show once again. Happily it turns out that life as a Labour backbencher appears to suit him.

Watch: Dennis Skinner ejected from Commons over ‘dodgy Dave’ insult

This afternoon David Cameron has had to face the music in the Commons over his shares in his father's offshore fund. While he received a lukewarm response from his own party, the most hostile response came from the Beast of Bolsover. After Cameron gave an address on his tax affairs, Dennis Skinner angrily responded by calling the Prime Minister 'dodgy Dave': 'At the time when he was dividing the nation between striders and scroungers, I asked him a very important question about the windfall he received when he wrote off the mortgage of the premises in Notting Hill, and I said he didn't write off the mortgage of the one the taxpayers were helping to pay for at Oxford. I didn't receive a proper answer then. Maybe dodgy Dave will answer it now.

Has Jeremy Corbyn lost his tax return?

Oh dear. Although Jeremy Corbyn spent the best part of last week calling on David Cameron to publish his tax return, the Labour leader appears to be struggling to follow his own advice. Despite Corbyn promising to publish his tax return last Tuesday, the document is yet to see the light of day. Rather than a tax evasion conspiracy, it's thought that Corbyn simply can't find it; with some outlets reporting that he has had to ask HMRC to send him a copy.  However, the Leader's Office dispute this -- they insist that it will be published soon.

Liz Kendall hits out at ‘old-fashioned misogyny’ on the hard left

Although Liz Kendall insists that she gets on well with her former Labour leadership rival Jeremy Corbyn on a personal level, she is less fond of some of his supporters. While it's well known that Kendall is on the opposite end of the spectrum to Corbyn when it comes to their political views within Labour, the Blairite says that it is the  'old-fashioned misogyny' of the hard left that she takes issue with. In an interview with the Sunday Times, Kendall says that many members of the hard left targeted her with misogynistic abuse just because she held opposing political views: 'There's a lot of old-fashioned misogyny on the hard left; you've only got to look at the comments about me during the leadership campaign.

Polly Toynbee forgets to check her privilege on Marr

With the Sunday papers filled with the details of David Cameron's past tax returns, the subject of his family's wealth remains high on the news agenda. Happily Guardian heavyweight Polly Toynbee was on hand to offer her take on the row during the Andrew Marr show paper review. Toynbee argued that the real story was not any supposed wrongdoing on Cameron's part when it comes to paying tax, but instead his personal wealth is the problem.

Lily Allen in a spin over David Cameron’s offshore trust stake

Oh dear. David Cameron's bad day just got worse. After he admitted to previously owning shares in his father's offshore fund, he has faced calls to resign. Now Lily Allen has promised to pay him a visit. The Smile singer says she will be heading to No.10  tomorrow to take part in a protest calling for Cameron to resign. The news will no doubt come as a blow to the Prime Minister given that he previously claimed Allen's music was unsuitable listening material for his children. Making clear her opposition to Cameron, Allen claimed on Twitter that he has been 'stealing' from the public and needs to resign: https://twitter.com/lilyallen/status/718349311692709889 Alas Allen has failed to offer up any evidence to back up her claim.

Labour’s war on the media rumbles on: Corbyn tells off hacks outside his home

As David Cameron finds himself in hot water over his admission that he once owned shares in an offshore fund, today ought to be a walk in the park for Labour. In fact, all Jeremy Corbyn need do is give the press a few soundbites on the Tories' troubles and then sit back and relax. Alas this is Corbyn we're talking about so things were never going to be that simple. Instead the Labour leader has managed to become the story after he was filmed scolding an LBC journalist outside his home after she attempted to ask for his thoughts on Cameron's admission. Rather than answer, Corbyn told her that he would never give an interview outside his house, before physically pushing her dictaphone away from him: 'Good morning everybody. Thank you for coming here.