Steerpike

Steerpike

Steerpike is The Spectator's gossip columnist, serving up the latest tittle tattle from Westminster and beyond. Email tips to steerpike@spectator.co.uk or message @MrSteerpike

Ed Miliband moves on from bacon sandwich gaffe

Forget the big election debates, the defining moment of Ed Miliband's Labour leadership was his attempt at eating a bacon sandwich. In 2014 ahead of the local and European elections, Miliband appeared pained and confused as he attempted to eat a bacon sandwich in Covent Garden. The pictures that followed went everywhere as he became the subject of much ridicule. So, Mr S was pleased to learn that Miliband has found a working man's food that he appears to be able to eat in a normal manner. The MP for Doncaster North made a late night visit to the Yorkshire Pie House in his constituency last week. The restaurant reports that Miliband likes nothing more on a Friday than to 'rock' the pie house with his 'buddies': As for his pie of choice? He's a 'chicken and ham kinda guy'.

David Cameron’s old pal on why she won’t vote for Zac: ‘he doesn’t look as if he cares’

As Zac Goldsmith lags behind Sadiq Khan in the polls ahead of the London mayoral election, it's a case of all hands on deck in order to boost his chances come polling day. However, while David Cameron used PMQs last week to do exactly this -- attacking Sadiq Khan for his links to extremists -- the Prime Minister has still failed to convince members of his inner circle that Goldsmith is the man for the job. After Cameron's sister-in-law Emily Sheffield appeared to get behind Sadiq Khan's campaign earlier this month, one of Cameron's closest friends has today declared that she won't be bothering to vote in the mayoral election. Writing in her Times column, Alice Thomson says she can't bring herself to vote for either candidate.

Nicola Sturgeon borrows Thatcher’s election slogan

Although Nicola Sturgeon puts her career in politics down to Margaret Thatcher, she scarcely has anything positive to say about the Iron Lady. In fact, the SNP leader says that she entered politics as a result of her anger at the impact of Thatcher’s politics on Scotland. Still, she appears to have no qualms about borrowing one of the methods Thatcher used to help ensure success at the polls. The SNP's latest election advert bears the slogan 'don't just hope for a better Scotland, vote for one'. As Scottish Labour have since pointed out, this bears a strong resemblance to Thatcher's 1979 election slogan, which read: 'Don't just hope for a better life. Vote for one.

Grayson Perry declares war on macho men: ‘Bear Grylls celebrates a masculinity that is useless’

As more and more people identify as 'gender-fluid', there is growing hostility in some quarters towards traditional gender stereotypes. In fact, for some the term 'masculinity' has become a dirty word. Grayson Perry -- the cross-dressing Turner prize-winning artist -- is one such person. Perry has recently spent his time creating a whole television programme for Channel 4 dedicated to highlighting the problems that stem from 'masculinity and manly men'. Top of his no-no list? Bear Grylls. Yes, Perry says that the Old Etonian adventurer is a 'hangover' who represents a 'masculinity that is useless': 'Try going into an estate agent in Finsbury Park and come out with an affordable flat. I want to see Bear Grylls looking for a decent state school for his child!

Department of Health’s PR push backfires

With the junior doctors' strike now in full swing, it's fair to say that these aren't the most harmonious days staff at the Department of Health have ever seen. Perhaps that's why they are looking for a new Director of Communications to take charge of the department's 'external and internal communication activities across a complex and high profile agenda'. Alas, so far they don't appear to have had much luck enticing candidates to the public relations role. Despite enlisting the help of 'executive search firm' Veredus, the search is still on and recruiters appear to be spending their time sending unsolicited messages to members of the lobby.

Watch: Dennis Skinner tells Jeremy Hunt to ‘wipe that smirk off his face’

Given that the last time Dennis Skinner criticised a Tory Cabinet member in the Chamber he was ejected from the Commons, the Beast of Bolsover was on remarkably mild form today. Following Jeremy Hunt's statement on the planned junior doctors strike, Skinner told the Health Secretary that he ought to 'wipe that smirk off his face': 'When the Secretary of State came into the chamber today I don’t know whether he realises it or not but there is a smirk and arrogance about him that almost portrays the fact that he’s delighted in taking part in this activity. He could start negotiations today. Wipe that smirk off his face. Get down to some serious negotiations.

Seumas Milne fails to help Sadiq Khan’s cause

In recent weeks, Labour's Sadiq Khan has faced flak over his decision to share platforms with extremists. In a recent Evening Standard article, Khan was criticised for sharing a 'platform with five Islamic extremists' at an event organised by Friends of Al-Aqsa. At the 2004 conference titled 'Palestine — the suffering still goes on', both Khan and Jeremy Corbyn spoke alongside the event organiser's founder Ismail Patel -- who once said 'Hamas is no terrorist organisation' -- as well as the Imam Suliman Gani -- who says women are subservient to men -- and Dr Daud Abdullah, who led a boycott of Holocaust Memorial Day in 2005.

Lord Sugar savages Sadiq Khan: ‘he has single-handedly wrecked the Labour Party’

As Sadiq Khan continues to lead the polls in the mayoral race, the Labour candidate has managed to brush off much criticism over his links to unsavoury characters by putting it down to 'dog whistle' politics. However, the MP for Tooting may have greater difficulty fending off the latest line of attack to come his way. Writing in the Sunday Times, Lord Sugar -- the former Labour peer who resigned from the party after the general election -- has launched a blistering attack on Khan. Sugar accuses Khan of having 'single-handedly wrecked the Labour Party'. The Apprentice star says he cut up his party membership card after Labour turned anti-business under Ed Miliband -- and his concerns were only confirmed when Corbyn was elected as Miliband's successor.

Has Obama been watching too much Netflix?

There was something odd about Obama's 'back of the queue' Brexit comment yesterday -- and it wasn't just that he felt he could dictate US trade policy for a time when he wouldn't even be in power. The thing that struck Mr S was the phrasing of his message: 'I think it’s fair to say that maybe some point down the line there might be a UK-US trade agreement, but it’s not going to happen any time soon because our focus is in negotiating with a big bloc—the European Union—to get a trade agreement done. And the UK is going to be at the back of the queue.' As Nigel Farage has since pointed out while raising doubts about the authenticity of Obama's comments, Americans rarely use the word queue. Rather than 'back of the queue', they would say 'end of the line'.

Watch: Barack Obama’s 22 vehicle motorcade

As Barack Obama urges the UK to stick with the EU on his final official trip to Britain, there has been a security clampdown ahead of his arrival. Large parts of London have become no-go zones for drones while the President is in town. Happily, Obama appears to be taking no chances himself either. Mr S witnessed President Obama's motorcade this afternoon pass Birdcage walk. By Steerpike's count there were a total of 22 vehicles making up the motorcade. How many cars does one man need?

John Travolta proves to be a thorn in Sadiq Khan’s side

As Sadiq Khan continues to face flak over his links to unsavoury characters, even a night at home in front of the television could now prove problematic. In this week's episode of the BBC's American Crime Story: The People v OJ Simpson, John Travolta acts out a scene about a man who Khan would no doubt like to forget about. Playing OJ Simpson's lawyer Robert Shapiro,  John Travolta recreates a scene in which Shapiro expresses concerns about Simpson's use of Louis Farrakhan's security team during the trial -- describing them as 'strident black extremists': 'These are the same people who think that some Jews are the devil and that my people have no claim to Israel.

Julian Fellowes on ‘class hatred’ and Corbyn’s Labour

Although Julian Fellowes recently promised to take a backseat in the EU debate after growing tired of celebrities telling people what to do, he is still able to grace us with his thoughts on Jeremy Corbyn's Labour. In an interview with BA High Life, the Conservative peer -- and Downton Abbey writer -- discusses the current state of the Labour party. The Conservative peer says he is upset by the 'real seething jealousy' at the heart of politics today: 'It strikes me that as long as people are reasonably responsible in trying to do their best in terms of their own lives, there’s no reason for this permanent encouragement to class hatred.’ As for Corbyn on a personal level? Fellowes says that the Labour leader makes him feel nostalgic for his youth...

Watch: Jeremy Corbyn suggests the Queen is a secret Gooner

Although Jeremy Corbyn's aides refused to confirm whether he would give a tribute to the Queen on her 90th birthday, the Labour leader did manage to put his republican tendencies to one side today in order to mark the happy occasion. After wishing Her Majesty a happy birthday, he went on to give his football team Arsenal a plug. Corbyn said that many locals believe that Her Majesty is actually a secret Gooner -- pointing to the fact that the Queen’s coronation drive went through Islington, key Arsenal territory 'Now we know the Queen is absolutely above politics. She may be above football too. But many locals harbour this quiet secret view that she actually, privately, is a Gooner.' Perhaps there is hope for relations between Corbyn and the Queen after all.

Watch: Ed Vaizey grilled by Andrew Neil over George Osborne’s dodgy EU dossier

It fell on Ed Vaizey, the culture minister, to defend George Osborne's dodgy EU dossier on the BBC's Daily Politics. As you might expect, he didn't do a very good job of it. Could he explain why the Chancellor used his new, misleading metric of "GDP per household" instead of the proper (and lower) figure of household income? No, he couldn't. Could he explain why, if the Chancellor thinks this new GDP-per-household metric is so important, he divided 2030 income by the 2016 number of households (27m) rather than the expected number then (31m)? No. Could he name another Treasury budget, or pre-Budget report, where this GDP per household had ever been used before? No.

Introducing the new NUS president – who wouldn’t condemn Isis

Students have been getting a bad rep of late. Whether it's safe space advocates proposing motions to ban free speech societies or equality officers tweeting 'kill all white men', the mood on campus has changed dramatically in the past five years. So, will this change with the election of a new National Union of Students president? It's not looking all that likely following today's news that Malia Bouattia has been elected as NUS president -- to the delight of Cage, the Islamic-focussed advocacy organisation. https://twitter.

Watch: David Cameron wades into Labour’s McDonald’s row – ‘I’m lovin’ it’

This week Jeremy Corbyn has faced an MPs' revolt over the Labour party's decision to ban McDonald's from having a stall at its party conference. A number of MPs have accused the Labour leader of snobbery, while Corbyn's spokesman has had to admit that he does not know what the vegetarian Labour leader could even eat at the popular fast food chain. Happily one person is at least enjoying the ongoing row. David Cameron brought up Labour's misfortune at PMQs. He explained that he had at first thought the party were banning John McDonnell from Labour conference, before realising it was something much worse.

Ben Goldsmith gets behind his brother’s campaign: ‘back Zac or crack!’

To Aqua Nueva on Regent Street where the Spanish bar was transformed into a Mediterranean getaway for one night only to celebrate the Ibiza Preservation Fund... or Zac Goldsmith's mayoral campaign, depending on who you spoke to. While guests including Bryan Adams and George Lamb gathered at the champagne-fuelled bash to show their support for the conservation trust -- which aims to help preserve Ibiza and Formentera’s countryside and marine areas -- its co-founder Ben Goldsmith couldn't resist going off piste. In his speech on the fund, Goldsmith tried to tell the crowd about his brother's mayoral campaign.

What ‘stinking cesspit of corporate corruption’? Steve Hilton refuses to say he backs Brexit

In More Human, Steve Hilton describes the EU as 'a stinking cesspit of corporate corruption gussied up in the garb of idealistic internationalism'. So given his strong words on the issue, in theory it would seem that David Cameron's former director of strategy -- who is also one of the Prime Minister's closest friends -- has all the makings of a Brexiteer. However, speaking on Today to launch his new website Crowdpac -- which aims to show which candidates match your priorities -- Hilton appeared to get cold feet on the issue. When Sarah Montague asked him if he was backing Out, Hilton attempted to avoid the question several times: SH: Well Sarah, I'm not going to get into that today. Other than to say it's many peoples' experience on both sides of the argument.

Brexit wars: Leave.EU goad Michael Gove

After Vote Leave were awarded the official designation to campaign for Brexit in the EU referendum, there was much disappointment from Grassroots Out and Leave.EU. So much so that the campaigns' main funder Arron Banks toyed with the idea of launching a judicial review. However, in the end the Brexit backer decided to be the bigger man and support Vote Leave for the sake of national interests: 'It is time to turn our collective guns on the real opponents in this campaign: those who are repeatedly trying to scare the British public into thinking that Britain is too small and insignificant to be an independent nation engaged with the whole world, not just one corner of it. We will be pursuing this campaign with vigour – and we’ll have some fun with it along the way.