Steerpike

Steerpike

Steerpike is The Spectator's gossip columnist, serving up the latest tittle tattle from Westminster and beyond. Email tips to steerpike@spectator.co.uk or message @MrSteerpike

Momentum activist: Labour’s ‘dodgy’ members could be result of an anti-Corbyn conspiracy

Last week Jeremy Corbyn was left red-faced in PMQs after David Cameron asked him why he had allowed Gerry Downing -- a 9/11 apologist -- to rejoin the party. While Labour later expelled Downing, the party now face fresh controversy over one of its other members. This morning Guido Fawkes revealed that disgraced former Labour PPC Vicky Kirby is Woking Labour's 'newly elected vice chair'. Kirby was suspended by Ed Miliband in 2014 after the Sunday Times revealed that she had suggested Isis should attack Israel. So with two dubious members re-admitted, one could be forgiven for thinking that there is a bit of a pattern developing here when it comes to Corbyn's Labour. However, one bright spark has another idea about what's really going on.

Do as I say (not as I do): Nick Clegg’s Privy Council double standards

Last week the Sun roused anger after they ran a front page claiming that the Queen backs Brexit. The paper reports that the Queen expressed concerns about the European Union during a tense exchange with Nick Clegg over lunch in 2011. With Clegg stopping short of completely denying the story, Michael Gove has since been accused of being behind the leak after it was revealed that the pair both attended a lunch with the Queen that year. Clegg has expressed outrage that Privy Council members would dare to divulge details of private conversations with the Queen: 'I find it rather distasteful to reveal conversations with the Queen.

Watch: Seema Malhotra’s car-crash Sunday Politics interview

With the Budget due next week, George Osborne appeared on the Andrew Marr show to warn of the need for further spending cuts. Keen to put forward an alternative vision for the UK economy, Labour's Treasury team have also taken to the airwaves this morning. John McDonnell told Marr of the need for more long-term investment, arguing that at least 3 per cent of GDP should be used for investment compared to Osborne's 1.4 per cent. Alas it seems that Labour's shadow Chief Secretary to the Treasury had failed to catch this. When Seema Malhotra appeared on the Sunday Politics to help explain McDonnell's vision she appeared to lack knowledge of any of the specifics.

Boris, Miss World and BublĂ© at Lord Ashcroft’s 70th birthday party

Lord Ashcroft is celebrating his 70th birthday at the Grosvenor House Hotel and Mr S is honoured to be one of the guests. William Hague, Theresa May, Boris Johnson, Iain Duncan Smith, Penny Mordant and even Tom Watson are amongst the guests at perhaps the most lavish birthday party anyone will host in London this year. His 50th and 60th had people talking about them years afterwards, so no one expects his 70th to disappoint. There are actors hired to be paper boys, brandishing fake newspapers with headlines about the noble lord suing anyone who suggests he has turned 70. Ashcroft doesn't seem to mind self-mockery either. Blofeld, the cat-stroking Bond villain that he is often compared to, has been invited.

Alastair Campbell is confronted by his namesake: ‘have you got any idea what my life has been like?’

Although Alastair Campbell no longer works in politics, he remains a divisive figure in Westminster thanks to the reputation he earned as Tony Blair's spin doctor. During this time, Campbell is said to have been instrumental in using spin to win parliamentary approval for Blair's call to invade Iraq. Still, Campbell appears to think that it's about time people got over any ill-feelings towards him as a result of this. Speaking at Portland's Rising Stars party, Campbell gave a speech to the spin doctors of tomorrow.

Simon Hughes’ new job brings him back to the Commons

After Simon Hughes lost his seat in the general election, the Liberal Democrat stalwart went from Justice Minister to unemployed overnight. Happily the former Deputy Leader of the Liberal Democrats has since managed to find work, recently being appointed to cover maternity leave for the Open University's head of public affairs Laura Burley. However, Mr S understands that Hughes' new role is the cause of much amusement in the Commons. Parliamentary staffers report receiving calls from Hughes -- who built a reputation over the years for being one of the Commons' more sanctimonious figures -- asking if MPs will be attending events relating to the Open University.

Watch: Michael Crick chases down Lord Feldman

Michael Crick's Channel 4 report into Tory election spending has led to an investigation by the Electoral Commission into the hotel bills and advertising bills the Conservatives failed to declare as election expenditure. So it's safe to say that Crick is unlikely to be the flavour of the month over at CCHQ. In fact Lord Feldman has so far ignored interview requests from Channel 4 when it comes to explaining his party's spending. So with Feldman not returning his calls, Crick saw his opportunity after he spied the Conservative Party chairman walking in the Westminster area. The story hungry hack sprinted after him, eventually catching Feldman for an awkward exchange. MC: Why don't you give a full explanation to us?

Watch: Labour’s expelled Trotskyite says he will not ‘condemn’ 9/11

This week Jeremy Corbyn received flak from the Prime Minister during PMQs over the decision by Labour's NEC to allow Gerry Downing -- a member of the Trotskyist Socialist Fight -- to re-join Labour. Cameron said he was 'completely appalled' by the decision -- as revealed by Guido Fawkes -- as Downing has previously described the motivation for 9/11 as 'entirely understandable'. After Labour finally expelled Downing again late last night, he appeared on today's Daily Politics to fight his corner. In an interview with Andrew Neil, Downing attempted to show why he should be allowed to join Labour. Alas, he appeared to do the opposite as he spouted several alarming view points: AN: Do you still not condemn the 9/11 attack?

Watch: Richard Burgon leaves Rachel Reeves unimpressed at PMQs

Although the EU referendum is supposed to be an issue which transcends party politics, the memo is yet to be received by Richard Burgon. Labour's blunder-prone shadow City minister managed to bother those on both sides of the House today thanks to his question on the EU. RB: If the British people vote to leave the European union, will the Prime Minister resign -- yes or no? DC: No https://twitter.com/daily_politics/status/707543898319552513 Given that Labour official backing the Remain camp, it's hard to see what good he hoped to achieve with this question given that he is supposed to share a common cause with Cameron. Perhaps for this reason, his words were met with looks of disdain from some of his fellow Labour MPs including Rachel Reeves: https://vine.

Was Michael Gove present at the Queen’s ‘Brexit’ lunch?

Today's Sun claims on its front page that the Queen backs Brexit. The paper reports that the Queen clashed with Nick Clegg, who was then Deputy Prime Minister, over Europe at a lunch in 2011. During a heated discussion on the EU, Her Majesty is reported to have declared that the EU was 'heading in the wrong direction'. While Clegg has said on Twitter that the story is ‘nonsense’, the Sun claim that a 'highly reliable source' says otherwise. So, who else was at the lunch? As the BBC's Nick Sutton points out, a look through the court circular suggests there was only one lunch Nick Clegg attended with the Queen in 2011.

Stella Creasy hits back over Priti Patel’s suffragette comments: ‘Brexit is the spirit of surrendered wives’

On International Women's Day, Priti Patel managed to divide members of the fairer sex after she claimed that the suffragettes fought for the same cause as those who back Brexit. Speaking at the Women for Britain launch, Patel said it was the duty of Out-ers to protect the 'democratic freedom' the women had fought for: 'As a suffragette, Pankhurst fought for the rights of women to have a vote, a voice and a say in how their society is governed and who governs it. In many ways, Women for Britain are fighting for the same cause. The suffragettes fought for our democratic freedom. Now we are the ones who must fight to protect it.' Unsurprisingly her comments ruffled feathers at the In campaign's women's day event last night at the Hospital Club.

It’s been six months, Nicola Sturgeon. Where are your refugees?

This week Yvette Cooper was taken to task by Nick Ferrari on LBC over her refugee pledge. Although the former Labour MP had declared that she would be happy to house refugees in her own property, it turns out that she hasn't actually done so: NF: Have you taken yours yet Yvette? YC: No that’s what I said, because the government has said... In the interest of fairness, Mr S thought it best to check in with another politician who had pledged to take in refugees. Step forward Nicola Sturgeon. Back in September, the SNP leader said she would be 'more than happy' to take in refugees into her own home. 'Yes, I would be absolutely happy to do that as part of a bigger, wider, organised approach.

Coffee Shots: Whitto reveals Seumas Milne’s Maoist manifesto

Today's lobby lunch was the cause of much amusement among hacks. John Whittingdale used his speech to cast a light on Labour spinner Seumas Milne's school days. The Culture Secretary recounted his time at Winchester College with Milne. He said that during this time, Milne co-authored a manifesto supporting Chinese communist dictator Chairman Mao. What's more he even posed for a photo with the election poster in question: https://twitter.com/SamCoatesTimes/status/707220325805776897 Of course this isn't the first time someone in Labour has been associated with the communist dictator. While John McDonnell quoted from Mao's Little Red Book during the Budget announcement, Labour's Diane Abbott previously suggested that Mao did more good than harm.

Question Time’s Brexit poster girl joins Women for Britain campaign

When Lexie Hill appeared on Question Time last month, she left Cabinet minister Liz Truss speechless when she offered up her argument for leaving the EU. The Brexit youth dismissed the Environment Secretary’s claim that the Prime Minister’s EU negotiation deal will reduce the ‘pull factors’ attracting migrants -- arguing that a rise in the living wage would actually do the opposite: 'I’m sorry but I can’t accept Liz’s arguments. What is increasing the living wage to £9-per-hour in 2020 going to do?

Listen: Nick Ferrari asks a squirming Yvette Cooper if she has taken Syrian refugees into her home

Last year a host of celebrities and politicians alike slammed the government for their handling of the refugee crisis. As part of this, several figures including Sir Bob Geldof, Stan Collymore, Nicola Sturgeon and Yvette Cooper volunteered to take refugees into their home. Alas, when Mr S checked last year both Geldof and Collymore were yet to go ahead with their pledge. So, what about Cooper? Back in September, the Labour MP said she would be happy to take a refugee in her own home: 'If that’s what it took and that’s what was needed, then of course, I think lots of people would be.' However, when Nick Ferrari attempted to quiz Cooper about her refugee intake on LBC, there was a snag. NF: Have you taken your refugee in yet?

Is it time for a spot of musical chairs at the Sun?

When Tony Gallagher left the Daily Mail to become editor-in-chief of the Sun in September, the appointment took many by surprise. On top of Gallagher previously denying the rumours, many thought that the paper's showbiz supremo Gordon Smart would be handed the reins. Gallagher's appointment was seen as Rupert Murdoch's way of 'sticking two fingers up to the establishment' thanks to his focus on breaking political stories rather than brown-nosing politicians. But his transition into the Sun way of life has already wrought unusual changes. His call for fewer reality television stories went down like a tonne of bricks in some quarters of the paper. So, could there be trouble in paradise?

Morrissey is ‘considering’ standing for Mayor of London

For those uninspired by the current London mayoral race, there is still hope that things will get more interesting. Morrissey, the Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now singer, is said to be pondering entering the running. The Animal Welfare Party have asked The Smiths frontman to consider standing as their candidate in the election, while his fan website claims he is 'considering the contest very seriously'. If elected, the singer's number one concern would be animal welfare: 'There must be a governmental voice against the hellish and archaic social injustice allotted to animals in the United Kingdom simply because those animals do not speak English, otherwise millions of very caring citizens are greatly concerned about issues that no one is able to do anything about.

Andrew Marr accused of EU bias over Boris Johnson interview

This week Nigel Farage revealed that he had been left 'worried' about Boris Johnson's ability to campaign for Brexit after his 'slightly shambolic' North London press conference. While the Ukip leader insists he has since come round to Johnson's involvement, Mr S wonders what he will make of the Mayor of London's turn on The Andrew Marr show. Johnson appeared on the BBC show to put forward the case for leaving the EU. However, what followed was a tense exchange between Johnson and Marr as each tried to set the interview agenda. With Boris keen to speak about the single market and sovereignty, he clashed with Marr when the presenter attempted to change topic: AM: Let's move on to tipper trucks just for a second.

Nigel Farage: Boris had me worried after his ‘shambolic’ press conference

To the Conrad hotel in St James where Nigel Farage went head to head with former Labour spinner John McTernan in a Ladbrokes' Brexit debate. Although the EU was the number one topic on the agenda, the panel chair Isabel Oakeshott -- who is the co-author of Call Me Dave -- managed to get pig on the menu as she recalled an email McTernan had sent about a journalist -- during his time advising Julia Gillard in Australia: 'This was an order as to how this journalist was to be treated: dead -- not ever, no transcripts, no returned calls, dead, forever -- that's an order.' She said that the email summed up Number 10's attitude to her since the release of Call Me Dave -- which included a passage suggesting the Prime Minister had once had intimate relations with a dead pig.

Zac Goldsmith promises to be ‘pansexual’ for London

As Zac Goldsmith fights to be the next Mayor of London against Labour's Sadiq Khan, he is striving to appeal to all Londoners. Alas, somewhere in the process of doing this, he appears to have got a bit confused. In an interview with Pink News -- the news website aimed at the LGBT community, Goldsmith said that he wanted to be a mayor for everyone, employing the term 'pansexual' to try and make his point: Pink News: Would you like to be the mayor for everyone? ZG: I would use the term pansexual here, if my understanding is correct. https://vine.co/v/iXa9lEB5Jrx While Mr S suspects that Goldsmith means that he wants to appeal to all Londoners, given that the term pansexual means not being limited by gender in sexual choice, he may wish to rephrase in future...