Steerpike

Steerpike

Steerpike is The Spectator's gossip columnist, serving up the latest tittle tattle from Westminster and beyond. Email tips to steerpike@spectator.co.uk or message @MrSteerpike

Listen: Justin Webb takes Amber Rudd to task on Today over her ‘plague of frogs’ Brexit claims

Today Amber Rudd is doing her bit for the In campaign with a speech in which she will warn the nation that UK energy costs could 'rocket' by £500 million a year if Britain were to vote to leave the European Union. The Energy and Climate Change Secretary will also claim that leaving the EU would mean that President Putin could raise the price of Russian gas and in turn cause energy chaos for Britain. To discuss the claims, Rudd -- whose brother Roland is the treasurer of the Britain Stronger in Europe campaign -- appeared on the Today show with Justin Webb. Unfortunately for Rudd, Webb had done his research when it came to her claims. He proceeded to take her to task over  the speech which he pointed out had a 'bit of a plague of frogs feeling to it'.

Jeremy Corbyn at the British Kebab Awards: ‘hands up those kebab shops that don’t sell falafel’

As the leader of the Labour party, Jeremy Corbyn is a busy man these days. So busy in fact that he was unable to attend last week's Scottish Labour conference. Happily, Corbyn did manage to find time, however, to attend last night's British Kebab Awards. Politicians, kebab shop owners and meat-lovers alike gathered in the Westminster Plaza hotel for the annual awards which celebrate the best of the British kebab industry. While David Cameron was unable to make the Just Eat event -- instead opting to send a message of support, Corbyn managed to make history.

Introducing ‘Team Hostile’ – the superhero edition

With the PLP more divided than ever today thanks to the discovery of Team Corbyn's 'hostile list' -- which ranks MPs in terms of the their loyalty to the leader -- tensions are high among Labour politicians. Now it appears that Team Hostile have decided to have some fun. 'Hostile' MP Jamie Reed claims to have 'uncovered' a new list which contains 'in-depth profiling' of the most anti-Corbyn Labour MPs. https://twitter.com/jreedmp/status/712694286639374336 While this list is clearly a spoof, it's alarming to see that MPs are now using their time to fuel in-fighting with playground-style pranks.

Watch: Norman Smith’s live BBC broadcast interrupted by Parliament security

While PMQs took place in the Commons this lunchtime, outside in the Central Lobby a protest could be heard. Disability campaigners  had gathered outside Parliament to protest the benefit cuts in the Budget. Not that the powers that be want you to hear about the protest. The BBC's Norman Smith was interrupted live on air by a member of Parliament security who told him he was not allowed to film while the protest was taken place: PS: You're going to have to stop, you can't film with this going on in the background NS: We're not allowed to film this? PS: No NS: Why not?

Corbyn’s PMQ performance receives a ‘hostile’ verdict from Labour MP: ‘f—ing disaster’

Today's PMQs ought to have been a walk in the park for Jeremy Corbyn following days of in-fighting and rebellion in the Conservative party. However, a secret document changed all that, with the Times today publishing a spreadsheet which categorises all the Labour MPs in terms of their loyalty -- or lack there of -- towards Corbyn. John Woodcock -- who is on the 'hostile' list -- was left unimpressed when Cameron was able to ridicule the party over the list at PMQs: 'Mr Speaker there are five categories. We've got "core support" -- I think you can include me in that lot. We've got "core plus", the Chief Whip's being a bit quiet because she's in "hostile".

Tracey Emin has married a rock – but did the stone give consent?

It's a tough world out there for singletons in the digital age. Although dating apps like Tinder mean it's never been easier to look for love, many find that any such romance is fleeting and miss the days of proper courtship. So, perhaps that's why some women are now thinking outside the box. The artist Tracey Emin has announced that she has finally taken the plunge and got hitched. However, rather than a lucky man or woman, Emin has found love with a... rock. Yes, Emin has married an inanimate object after the pair met in France. For the ceremony, Emin wore her father’s white funeral shroud.

Nicholas Soames on IDS resignation: ‘you’d have thought there’d been a coup by a black African dictator’

With the Conservatives currently experiencing inner party turmoil following Iain Duncan Smith's resignation over the Chancellor's Budget, there are concerns that in-fighting may soon overshadow the party's work. However, despite several backbenchers speaking out about their doubts in George Osborne's ability,  not every Tory is so fussed about the growing row. In an interview with Conservative Home, Nicholas Soames has offered his take on the situation. The Tory grandee says that Duncan Smith's resignation is simply an 'inconvenience' even though the media reaction suggests that there has 'been a coup by a black African dictator'.

Yasmin Alibhai-Brown accuses the Independent of sexism over print redundancies

This week the Independent will publish its last ever print edition. With a reduced number of staff being kept on to work on the digital-only edition, around 75 journalists are thought to be being made redundant. So last night's Words by Women journalism awards proved to be a poignant affair with several soon-to-be ex-Indy journalists present. While Independent on Sunday editor Lisa Markwell said it was a 'bit emotional' -- while presenting an award -- as it was the first time she'd been called the paper's 'former editor', Indy columnist Yasmin Alibhai-Brown appeared to be experiencing a real mix of emotions when it came to her take on the paper's demise.

Watch: Dennis Skinner takes Cameron to task over Osborne’s ‘nine lives’

With George Osborne's disastrous Budget the main topic of conversation today in the Chamber, Jeremy Corbyn surprised his colleagues by opting not to mention the Tories' current inner-party turmoil -- let alone Iain Duncan Smith's resignation -- in his speech. Instead it fell on his estranged comrades Yvette Cooper and Liz Kendall to land some blows. Happily Dennis Skinner also joined in -- offering up one of his trademark one-liners. He asked David Cameron whether he would pledge to make this Budget Osborne's last: 'Will the Prime Minister give us an assurance that in the view of the financial mess that's been created with this Budget that this will be the Chancellor of Exchequer's last Budget? He's had eight already, only cats have nine lives.

Paula Sherriff urges David Cameron to consign the ‘Vagina Added Tax’ to history

A historic session took place in the Commons today and not jut because of the current omnishambles building around George Osborne's Budget. Instead, it was Paula Sherriff who has managed to make history thanks to her question to the Prime Minister on the tampon tax. The Labour MP asked David Cameron about plans by the government to accept Labour's tampon tax amendment to the Budget. In the process, she referred to it as the 'Vagina Added Tax': 'Will he pledge that vital funding for women's services that was provided from the receipts of this VAT will continue? I hope that today is the day we can consign the Vagina Added Tax to history.

Watch: Jackie Baillie’s disastrous Sunday Politics interview — ‘to call that a “car-crash” would show a lack of respect to automotive accidents’

With the Scottish Parliament elections set to take place in May, the SNP are expected to once again top the polls. As for the other parties, Kezia Dugdale's beleaguered Scottish Labour will be attempting to fight off Ruth Davidson's conservatives for second place. So, with Dugdale desperately needing to win back disillusioned voters, she may live to regret sending Jackie Baillie, the Scottish MSP, onto yesterday's Sunday Politics. In an interview with Gordon Brewer, Baillie attempted to put forward her party's new economic policy which claims to offer a way to end austerity which is not 'prescriptive'.

Sadiq Khan’s pledge to tackle Labour anti-Semitism hits a bump in the road

Since Jeremy Corbyn was elected Labour leader, the party has been dogged by rumours of anti-semitism in certain factions of the party. Matters were only worsened last week with the re-admittance and then re-expulsion of Vicki Kirby, a former Labour parliamentary candidate who has suggested that Isis ought to attack Israel. Now there are concerns that the negative publicity could damage Sadiq Khan's London mayoral bid. Last week, Jonathan Arkush -- the President of the Board of Deputies -- claimed that the Labour candidate could struggle to win votes from London's 180,000 Jews. While Khan has made clear that Labour needs to ditch its 'anti-Jewish' image, he may wish to take a closer look at who he takes an interest in on social media.

Watch: Ukip candidate blames litter in Cardiff on migrants

Oh dear. Gareth Bennett may soon regret his decision to appear on today's Daily Politics. Bennett, who leads Ukip's regional list in South Wales Central, agreed to be interviewed on the show after he came under fire this week for blaming increased litter in Cardiff on East European migrants. During his appearance on the BBC show, Bennett was grilled by Andrew Neil on whether he had any evidence to back up his claims. Despite a lack of proof, Bennett showed no sign of backing down: AN: You said you think there's a hygiene problem, what is that hygiene problem?

Jo Johnson on the debate dividing the nation: ‘it’s brother against brother’

While Boris Johnson is firmly behind the Out campaign in the EU referendum, his father Stanley, sister Rachel and brother Jo are all backing Remain. So, has the difference in opinion led to any family conflict? Last night at a French embassy Jo -- the minister for science and universities --  appeared at first to hint at such problems. He gave a speech, which he began in French, on the great row now gripping the nation and tearing families apart: ‘Everybody must declare their position. Families are divided; brother against brother... I speak of course of the crucial debate for the French language; whether or not to abandon the circumflex.

Watch: SNP politician in a spin on Question Time over free school meals

This week's Question Time saw David Dimbleby joined by a panel comprised of Emily Thornberry, Roger Helmer, Nicky Morgan, Tasmina Sheikh and Institute of Economic Affairs director Mark Littlewood. With the Budget up for debate, Morgan found herself having to defend her party's planned cuts. Alas things didn't go to plan when she appeared to claim that the Budget was merely a suggestion by claiming disability cuts may not actually go through. 'It is something that has been put forward, there has been a review, there has been a suggestion, we are not ready to bring the legislation forward.' Next on the agenda was the sugar tax.

Zac Goldsmith tries to win Ken Livingstone’s vote

Zac Goldsmith's campaign for mayor is nothing if not ambitious. Despite lagging behind Sadiq Khan in the polls, the Conservative candidate remains hopeful that he can beat the Labour candidate in the mayoral race. In fact, Goldsmith's team appear to be so confident that they are even going after individuals who are unlikely to be convinced to vote blue. Step forward Ken Livingstone. The former Labour mayor -- and hard-left socialist -- has been on the receiving end of campaign literature from the Goldsmith campaign: https://twitter.com/mikejoslin/status/710227415012921344 Mr S suspects Goldsmith will need a back-up plan, if he is counting on Livingstone's support.

George Osborne bullied in the playground

Is George Osborne's newly announced Budget already losing him the youth vote? After the Chancellor of the Exchequer revealed plans to introduce a sugar tax on fizzy drinks and extend the school day, he received a lukewarm reception on a visit St Benedict's Catholic Primary School in Garforth, Yorkshire. There to watch a netball lesson, his attempt to join in on a game of catch fell on deaf ears as he ended up playing an involuntary spot of piggy in the middle. At one point Osborne appeared to think he was being included when a child pretended to throw the ball in his direction. The Chancellor then raised his hands in the air, only to have the boy throw it back to his friend: https://vine.co/v/iwL5EzF62mB Mr S suspects relations will only worsen once the new policies come into play.

Watch: Chris Bryant takes a pop at Osborne’s sugar tax with coke gag

Today Chris Bryant has been the cause of much laughter in the Commons thanks to a joke about George Osborne and Coke. Discussing the Chancellor's new sugar tax, Bryant said that he was glad Osborne had come round to the dangers of coke: 'I'm delighted that finally the chancellor has realised the dangers of coke.' Bryant appeared to be referencing claims -- which Osborne denies -- surrounding his alleged friendship in the nineties with Natalie Rowe, the former dominatrix. Happily Rowe seemed amused by the joke: https://twitter.com/RealNatalieRowe/status/710463504717914112 Still, not everyone appears to see the funny side. The Financial Times' Jim Pickard reports that Bryant tried to get Jeremy Corbyn to use the joke yesterday: https://twitter.

Did The Times get cold feet about the ‘desperate chancellor’?

Yesterday George Osborne found himself accused of using spin to distract attention from his missed financial targets -- with the introduction of the sugar tax. Matters weren't helped when the Chancellor's former chief of staff Rupert Harrison appeared to admit -- in a BBC interview -- that the tax was introduced in the hope that it would distract from other potentially more negative Budget headlines. So, how deep does Osborne's spin operation go? Mr S only asks after spying a curious change of phrase in today's Times. At 5.23pm yesterday, a comment piece by Philip Aldrick -- the paper's economic editor -- was previewed online. It ran with the headline 'Comment: the budget of a desperate chancellor'.