Steerpike

Steerpike

Steerpike is The Spectator's gossip columnist, serving up the latest tittle tattle from Westminster and beyond. Email tips to steerpike@spectator.co.uk or message @MrSteerpike

Backbenchers embrace blue on blue

It's been a pretty bad-tempered leadership race thus far but at least most of the scrapping has been done by high profile 'outriders' of the two main candidates. Now though it seems that this penchant for 'blue-on-blue' attacks has spread to the backbenches too as Tory MPs take to Twitter to attack each other's campaigns. First up this morning was Michael 'Fabbers' Fabricant launching one of his by-now routine attacks on Rishi Sunak, suggesting that everything about his campaign is 'stage managed, preplanned, and never authentic.' It prompted Simon Hoare, the standbearer of the Tory left, to fire off a terse response that seemingly poked fun at Fabricant's infamous blonde hair: 'Keep your hair on and your hypocrisy to yourself.' https://twitter.

Peers blighted by Whitehall tech failings

When it comes to technology, it's no secret that our ruling masters in Westminster and Whitehall have had their issues. From the NHS 'supercomputer' to disk files being regularly lost; gross mismanagement of resources to poor cyber security, problems with computers, software and equipment have bedeviled the inhabitants of SW1 for years. And now another venerable name can be added to the list of long-suffering institutions facing such difficulties: the House of Lords. But this being the Upper House – where the average age of membership is 69 –  the technology is decidedly more old school than the newfangled kind of kit coming out of Silicon Valley these days. For the issue that is currently vexing their noble lordships is the parliamentary phone system.

Starmer’s dreadful day

With Truss and Sunak tearing chunks out of each other, inflation soaring and a cost-of-living crisis looming, you might have thought Labour would have the next election in the bag. But you can always trust the party to pull defeat from the jaws of victory, as the events of the past day have just shown once again. First, Sir Keir Starmer was found guilty of breaching the MPs’ code of conduct by failing to properly register more than £120,000 in land deals, corporate donations and Premier League tickets. He was forced to apologise to parliamentary ethics watchdog Kathryn Stone after the errors were uncovered. This was despite the Labour leader previously declaring that he was 'absolutely confident' that no rules had been broken. Whoops!

Home Office’s bizarre diversity drive

Having failed to muster enough support for a leadership bid, Priti Patel is currently enjoying what are likely to be her final weeks in charge at the Home Office. The Witham MP has held the post for more than three years but despite her reputation as a hang 'em and flog 'em hardliner, there's precious little sign she's been able to change the prevailing culture in her department. Leaked messages in June showed the extent of internal opposition to Patel's flagship Rwanda scheme. 'Trans inclusive sports day' are still being held and there's a strong push for 'preferred pronouns.' And now Mr S has discovered the latest woke quackery being pushed by Patel's mandarins.

Revealed: Boris and Zahawi away from desks as recession looms

The Bank of England forecasts are out and they make for grim reading. The experts on Threadneedle Street predict that inflation will soar to 13 per cent, with Britain expected to undergo five consecutive quarters of recession. Interest rates are being hiked to 1.75 per cent – the biggest jump in 27 years – and there’s increased fears about what this all means for a looming winter heating crisis. In such circumstances, you might expect it to be all hands to the pump in Westminster to try to calm fears. But over at 10 Downing Street and the Treasury, it seems that there’s a more relaxed approach to Britain’s current economic woes.

Tory big guns jostle for top jobs

With a Liz Truss victory now looking increasingly likely, Tory MPs are playing the oldest game of all: trying to bag the best possible jobs for themselves. In terms of endorsements, it's been one-way traffic in recent days with Ben Wallace, Tom Tugendhat, Brandon Lewis, Nadhim Zahawi, Penny Mordaunt and Sajid Javid all coming out for Truss in quick succession. While some of these aforementioned names no doubt support the Foreign Secretary's vision for Britain, Mr S can't help but note that such endorsements began just as a Truss victory appeared to become an inevitability... The trouble for Truss is how to juggle all these new-found supporters with other loyalists and their demands for office too.

Will China hawks match words with deeds?

In the Tory leadership race both Liz Truss and Rishi Sunak have been keen to talk tough on China. Truss has pledged a 'crack down' on Tiktok and announced a 'New Commonwealth Deal' to unite nations against Beijing. Sunak wants a 'new Nato-style alliance', an end to Confucius Institutes at UK universities and has dubbed the country the 'biggest-long-term threat to the world’s economic and national security.' Such tough talk has given heart to campaigners, who want China's treatment of the Uyghur Muslims in the Xinjiang region of the country to be officially classed as 'genocide.' To date, the Foreign Office, under Truss, has refused to countenance this, by acknowledging Beijing's actions by there but referencing the existing policy of having genocide determined by a competent court.

Six of Chris Bryant’s worst moments

Dodgy donors, crumbling conventions, crooked kickbacks and sexual shenanigans – it’s a tough old time for decency in public life. So it’s a good thing then that we have Chris Bryant, the honourable member for Rhondda, to act as a one-man sleaze buster, battling heroically against those dastardly Tory tyrants.  Everywhere Mr S looks, Bryant is found: on air, in print, online, bewailing and bemoaning this rotten government in his Grand Poobah title of Chairman of the Committee on Standards. With quivering lip and pointed finger, he decries, berates and castigates, lacerating ministers with a self-righteous sermon or twenty. But is the moral high ground really so different to life in the sewer?

Spooks step in to stop Tory hacks

Dirty tricks, planted stories and anonymous briefings – they're all part and parcel of a party leadership contest. But now the bigwigs over at Conservative Central Headquarters (CCHQ) have brought in some experts to stop anyone hacking Tory members' ballots: namely experts from the National Cyber Security Centre, which works closely with GCHQ's finest in Cheltenham. An email to party members went out tonight, reminding them that 'it is an offence to vote more than once: any member found to have voted more than once will have their party membership withdrawn.

Northern Tories savage Truss’s ‘war on waste’

Oh dear. It seems that Liz Truss's winning run has come to an end. After a week of riding high, the Foreign Secretary's campaign for leader has hit a bit of a bump in the road. Her campaign last night sent out a press release declaring: 'Truss: I'll wage a war on Whitehall waste to save taxpayers £11 billion.' It promised that diversity and inclusion posts in the civil service will be scrapped and that taxpayer-funded trade union facility time will be curbed too. So far, so good. But it was the pledge that 'a Truss government will introduce Regional Pay Boards so pay accurately reflects where civil servants work' that has got alarm bells ringing across the country.

After Tavistock, will Mermaids be next?

'Mermaids must fall next.' That was the response of Professor Kathleen Stock to the news that last week that the NHS was closing its Tavistock gender identity clinic for children. Stock, who quit Sussex University over what she called a trans rights 'witch-hunt', added that it was now time for 'a no-holds barred journalistic dive' into Mermaids, the British charity which supports 'gender variant and transgender youth.' Their methods of doing this have come under much scrutiny, such as by promoting breast binding at an event last year. Mermaids is also involved in lobbying and has provided training in public sector bodies. In May this year, the TaxPayers' Alliance revealed that Mermaids had received £20,483 in taxpayer funding between 2018 and 2021.

Truss u-turns on regional pay

The sound of screeching gears could be heard across Westminster this morning as Team Truss executed a dramatic U-turn from their headquarters in Lord North Street. A midday press statement confirmed that the Foreign Secretary has now dropped her policy adopted, er, just last night, to introduce regional pay boards. The move would have seen salary reductions for public sector workers – including teachers and nurses –  outside of London and the South East on future contracts. Naturally this went down like a cup of cold sick in every area except London and the South East, with MPs queuing up from Cornwall to County Durham to lambast the move.

Penny Mordaunt endorses Liz Truss

If a week is a long time in politics, then a fortnight is an eternity. Two weeks ago, Penny Mordaunt was the bookies' favourite to be our next Prime Minister, riding high in the polls and second among MPs. Now, after a bruising campaign, the vanquished candidate has opted to back the woman who defeated her to the runner-up spot behind Rishi Sunak: Liz Truss. It's a somewhat awkward endorsement, given how many of Truss's prominent backers were sent out to attack Mordaunt on the airwaves. No less than three of the Foreign Secretary's onetime Cabinet colleagues – Lord Frost, Simon Clarke and Anne-Marie Trevelyan – took aim at Mordaunt's credentials over the course of the campaign.

Piers Morgan sanctioned by Russia

It's time for another round of crackpot Russian sanctions. Still smarting from the latest package of western measures, Moscow has retaliated by hitting us where it hurts: banning our best and brightest from visiting Vlad's kleptocratic empire. In April it was Nadine Dorries and Grant Shapps: this month it's Huw Edwards and Robert Peston. Bemused hacks on the 39-name list include the Telegraph's James Crisp who expressed his surprise but remarked 'It's always nice to have been read.' Still, at least the Russians got some villains right. Piers Morgan —  or, as the Russians call him, Piers Stefan Pughe-Morgan — comes in 38th on the list, presumably for all his angry tweets and TV rants against Putin and his cabal.

The National’s Anglo-bashing hypocrisy

Given the Scottish political establishment’s misty-eyed myth-making about Scottish nationalism — it’s civic! Joyous! Inclusive! — Mr Steerpike admires the commitment of the grassroots to saying the quiet part out loud. The National has published a missive on its letters page this morning that calls for the English to be banned from owning land in an independent Scotland. The correspondent, replying to an article about transparency in land ownership, writes: Foreign nationals should be banned from buying large areas of the Scottish lands and countryside. We must be about the only country in Europe where this is allowed. I would seriously consider adding buyers from England to this list in an independent Scotland.

Does Britain lack the minerals for green fight?

Amid all her remarks about tax cuts, freedom and, er, Don Revie, some of Liz Truss's comments were overlooked on Thursday evening. Speaking at the LBC hustings, the Foreign Secretary was asked by Nick Ferrari as to what she had learned from her four years at Shell. Truss paused and then replied: What I learned was how important the security of our energy is, and how we shouldn't take it for granted, and I think that it's very important in the future that we never again become dependent on regimes that we can't trust. That is what's happened with Russia, less so for the UK than other European countries, but we need to learn that lesson from China as well.

Will Nadine be censored under her own law?

Steerpike's favourite cabinet minister is at it again. In her vindictive rage to try to avenge Boris Johnson, Nadine Dorries has turned the full force of her rage against Rishi Sunak. She's accused him of leading a 'ruthless coup' against the Prime Minister, being the 'chatty rat' behind the lockdown leak, of 'not working hard', practicing 'dark arts' and, er, wearing an expensive pair of shoes. Now, the Culture Secretary has even taken to retweeting memes of Sunak mocked up as Brutus, brandishing a knife behind Johnson as Britain's Caesar. The image predictably sparked a backlash, with fellow Tory MP Simon Hoare sharing a post which said that 'no MP should be retweeting a post like this... two MPs in recent times have been murdered by extremists.

Poll: Tory voters prefer Truss over Sunak

The Tory leadership races is a tale of two approaches: Liz Truss appears to be campaigning to win the party membership, but Rishi Sunak is is campaigning to win a general election. And its’ Truss’s approach that appears to be working, given YouGov’s survey of the Tory grassroots which shows her leading by 20 points. And now Mr S has more bad news for team Sunak: it’s not just the Tory membership turning against him but 2019 Tory voters too. For, according to a poll done by The Spectator by Redfield and Wilton, those who backed Boris Johnson at the last election now think Liz Truss is more likely to both stand up to China and grow the economy more than her rival.