Steerpike

Steerpike

Steerpike is The Spectator's gossip columnist, serving up the latest tittle tattle from Westminster and beyond. Email tips to steerpike@spectator.co.uk or message @MrSteerpike

Runners and riders for next Tory leader

The 'world king' is dead so who will be the next to wear the crown? Already the jockeying has begun to replace Boris Johnson as the next Tory party leader, with MPs beginning to endorse each other. Coffee House will be keeping a list of those who have declared and who their backs are but Mr S thought he would provide a quick run down of some of the most likely candidates and their strengths and weaknesses... Nadhim Zahawi The millionaire pollster has had quite the exciting week. Education Secretary on Wednesday, Chancellor of the Exchequer on Thursday and Brutus the Assassin on Friday. Zahawi's volte face on Boris stunned Westminster last night as news leaked out that the onetime Johnson ally had chosen to turn on the PM. Has that move damaged his prospects?

Boris Johnson’s five worst moments at the Liaison Committee

It's not been a good day for Boris Johnson. More than 50 Tory MPs have publicly called for him to go, he's lost 30 members of his payroll vote and he got embarrassed by Sir Keir Starmer at PMQs in a performance which, shockingly, left the House demanding MORE of the staid Labour leader. This evening he is set to meet a delegation of senior Cabinet ministers who want him to quit. Among them is Nadhim Zahawi who, less than 24 hours after professing faith in the PM's leadership now, er, finds that post-promotion he's lost it. But probably the most humiliating moment was Johnson's two hour grilling by some of his most hated Tory foes at the Liaison Committee including Tobias Ellwood, Caroline Nokes and William Wragg.

Has Nadhim turned on Boris already?

Has Nadhim Zahawi turned on Boris Johnson, just 24 hours after he was promoted to Chancellor? That's the question all of Westminster is asking tonight amid reports for lobby journalists that Johnson will shortly meet with a delegation of senior cabinet ministers. It's said to involve the Chancellor and Transport Secretary Grant Shapps, following a raft of resignations during Johnson's two hour grilling at the Liaison Committee. Unfortunately for Johnson, rather than plotting a response to all of this, he has been forced to spend his afternoon facing a range of issues from the national to the extremely local. It was left to Darren Jones, the Business Select Committee chairman to break the news to Boris.

Tory Twitter gets personal

Resignations! Accusations! Recriminations! It's all kicking off in the Tory party at present. One man's misfortune is another man's opportunity – and no man knows that better than Nadhim Zahawi, the newly-appointed Chancellor now sporting the biggest grin in Westminster. Not all Conservative MPs though are happy at seeing their colleagues rise. News that Michelle Donelan was to be promoted from universities minister to Education Secretary was not well received by Telford Tory Lucy Allan. The unorthodox backbencher didn't seem impressed by the move, responding to a No. 10 tweet announcing the appointment with just one word 'Seriously.' Is there some historic, little-known feud between the pair? Mr S hopes that friends of the two women get in touch to clarify.

Watch: Tory vice chair resigns live on air

You know it's bad when the Old Etonians are turning on you. After the Cabinet departures of Rishi Sunak and Sajid Javid and, er, whatever the hell Andrew Murrison was trying to do with his blurry letter of resignation, Bim Afolami has become the fourth Tory MP to quit the official payroll tonight. Afolami opted to do it on TalkTV, the newly-launched broadcasting channel which has struggled to retain its viewers. As one wag quipped to Mr S: 'He actually resigned three hours ago but no one noticed.' Pressed by host Tom Newton Dunn, Afolami said that while he had not sent a formal note of his intent to the Prime Minister, he felt he could no longer serve under Johnson as 'you have to resign'. He added 'it has become clear' that 'the time has come for him to stand down.

Watch: Cabinet minister laughs at Boris’s excuse

Boris Johnson has more lives than a cat but is the reign of the 'world king' finally coming to an end? Speak to Tories in Westminster and it's difficult to find any who have a good word to say about the Prime Minister. The Cabinet is unhappy, the backbenches are uneasy. For three days straight, the Downing Street 'line' has changed within hours of ministers doing media rounds and there's no sign of difficulties going away anytime soon. It was left to Paymaster General Michael Ellis to go in to bat for the PM in the Commons today. Ellis has acquired the reputation of being the Prometheus of modern British politics: sentenced to go into parliament every day to have his liver pecked out by MPs.

Watch: Johnson’s awkward cabinet meeting

So, what did the Prime Minister know about Chris Pincher's behaviour and when did he know it? That's the question the whole of Westminster is asking today after the intervention of Lord McDonald, the former head of the Foreign Office. Given Dominic Raab's embarrassment this morning, it's hardly surprising that special advisers are now briefing that they won't send their ministers out on hostile media rounds to bat for an unsustainable government 'line'. It was with exquisite timing therefore that, just hours after McDonald's intervention, Boris Johnson's top team gathered around for its weekly cabinet meeting.

Starmer’s Brexit bid fails (again)

Is that it? After two years of studiously ignoring the issue, Sir Keir Starmer finally delivered his big Brexit speech yesterday to, er, a somewhat underwhelmed audience. Facing accusations of being part of the Remainiac elite, Starmer's team naturally decided the best course of action was to brief his speech to the Financial Times (backed Remain), deliver it under the auspices of the Centre for European Reform (staunchly pro-EU) and hold it at the Irish Embassy (of course). The speech itself largely centred on five fairly uncontroversial ideas like a new veterinary deal and making it easier for UK musicians to tour around Europe.

Diane Abbott’s baseless Boris blunder

Boris Johnson seems to be in enough bother without his opponents making unsubstantiated claims against him. But that’s exactly what Diane Abbott, the sexagenarian Stoke Newington MP, did yesterday when she appeared on yesterday’s episode of Broadcasting House, the BBC news review show. Abbott – who was ostensibly there to discuss allegations surrounding Chris Pincher – decided, er, to spout some of her own. The former shadow home secretary made claims instead about Boris Johnson when she was asked if a man sexually assaulting a woman would have been treated differently from Pincher allegedly groping two men. She replied that: 'It might be treated differently. But that's because Boris Johnson has been rumoured to be the one who likes assaulting women.

Pronoun badges backfire for embarrassed banks

Pride month means only one thing: the chance for corporations to embarrass themselves with the latest right-on social media stunt. This year it was the turn of Halifax, which took to Twitter last week to declare that 'Pronouns matter' alongside an image of its new-style staff name badge, featuring the words 'she/her/hers' underneath. Other banks quickly piled in, with HSBC heralding this 'positive step forward for equality and inclusion' as 'it's vital that everyone can be themselves in the workplace.' https://twitter.com/HalifaxBank/status/1541692892175110146?

Guto puts his foot in it (again)

Oh dear. It seems that gabby Guto Harri has done it again. The revelations about Chris Pincher have put the No. 10 comms chief and his colleagues in No. 10 on the back foot –  not least because the Tamworth MP's promotion to deputy chief whip in February came just days after Harri's own appointment. Still, the Welsh wizard hasn't exactly responded well to reports about's Pincher's alleged drunken behaviour. First, Harri told a meeting on Friday morning that colleagues should support Pincher because he had lost his career: remarks which quickly leaked and triggered an avalanche of fury on Twitter. Later, in a wider meeting of ministerial aides – the infamous Friday night meeting of special advisors – Harri then sought to clarify these remarks.

Ben Wallace’s weird war of words

Just what is up with Ben Wallace? The Defence Secretary is widely thought to have had a 'good war' in Ukraine, receiving much praise within parliament and outside it for the way he's handled Britain's response. Yet Mr S can't help but wonder about some of the Lancashire MP's recent rhetoric. Just this week he publicly claimed that Vladimir Putin is a 'lunatic' suffering from 'small man syndrome': hardly diplomatic, given Britain's stated position is explicitly not regime change in Russia. In April of course he also said it would be 'legitimate under international law' for Ukraine to hit logistics targets in Russia, even though this would, er, significantly escalate the conflict.

Tory staffers’ fury over Pincher

Another glorious day for our great democracy. Chris Pincher's resignation has unleashed a deluge of anger, despair and frustration in the Tory WhatsApp groups today. One backbencher texted Mr S to remark darkly of Dowden and Pincher that 'at least they're freeing up jobs for the reshuffle.' Another asks 'How on earth was he put in the Whips' Office in charge of MPs' welfare?' The mood among their staff is little better too, as shown by the liberal use of the phrase 'shit-show' in current conversation. Now, though, some are standing up and demanding change. Five weeks ago, several parliamentary assistants came together to launch the 'Conservative staffers for change.

Neil Parish attacks Chris Pincher

The Tories are in crisis, standards are in peril. So who do you turn to for ethical advice? Step forward Neil Parish, the tractor-loving, porn-perusing former MP for Tiverton. Parish, whose constituency is now, er, represented by a Liberal Democrat thanks to his resignation, was asked for his views this afternoon on Christopher Pincher. Barely concealing his resentment, Parish piled in on the former deputy chief whip who, incidentally, was part of the team which took the decision to suspend him from the Tories in April. Asked if the whip should now be removed Pincher too, Parish replied: Definitely from Christopher Pincher. The first thing they did to me, and I made a huge mistake, is they withdrew the whip.

Boris’s awkward Erdogan encounter

Boris Johnson has never been afraid of expressing himself but he might well have regretted his verbosity yesterday when he had a rather awkward encounter at the Nato summit in Madrid. As Johnson sat at the summit table, a tall figure loomed over him and gripped the Prime Minister's back. Johnson turned around to be greeted by Turkish President Recep Erdogan, with whom he, er, has some previous history. For back in 2016 when Boris was a humble backbencher, The Spectator ran an offensive limerick competition. Its aim was to poke fun at Erdogan who, at the time, was trying to prosecute a German comedian over a rude poem. Johnson submitted his suggestion and won the £1,000 prize. His five line effort went as follows: There was a young fellow from Ankara, Who was a terrific wankerer.

Tory deputy chief whip resigns

Oh dear. It looks like Pestminster 2.0 is rumbling on. On Thursday, Chris Pincher, the deputy chief whip quit after allegations were reported in the Sun. The newspaper reports that the MP, first elected for Tamworth in 2010, has written to Boris Johnson, claiming that: 'Last night I drank far too much. I’ve embarrassed myself and other people which is the last thing I want to do and for that I apologise to you and to those concerned.' The Sun adds that he was at the Carlton Club, home of Tory MPs for more than 100 years, and that he is now accused of having 'assaulted two fellow guests'. In his resignation later to the Prime Minister, Pincher said: I think the right thing to do in the circumstances is for me to resign as Deputy Chief Whip.

Labour love-in with Russia supporters

Sir Keir Starmer is very keen these days to prove that Labour can be trusted on defence and foreign policy. Tweets, statements, Union Jacks galore: nothing is too over the top in the party’s efforts to distance itself from its recent Corbynista past. So Mr S was intrigued to see what one of his backbenchers was up to earlier this month when she was billed to appear on a panel with a range of foreign politicians and activists with, er, some interesting views. Liverpool’s Kim Johnson MP helped organise a conference three weeks ago with the All-Party Parliamentary Group on Western Sahara, on which she serves as vice-chairman.

Foreign Office slashes China centre funding

Liz Truss has been in Madrid this week, talking tough on Taiwan. In the face of continued Chinese aggression, Truss is keen to support the island republic, such as by boosting arms sales there. Yet when pressed this morning on LBC, Truss struggled to add more detail, suggesting that 'the defence that Taiwan need is already being provided through commercial providers by a variety of nations.' It comes after a mixed performance at the Foreign Affairs committee on Tuesday, in which Truss appeared baffled about reported delays to the UK's China strategy, which was supposed to be passed to the cabinet last week. Her top official, Sir Philip Barton, claimed it was almost finalised but that he couldn't remember when he last saw it.